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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2011, 10:47:48 AM »
For when you get that Ural.
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2011, 11:34:44 AM »
 boo Back in '77, I was rounding a bend, in the dark, way out in the sticks. Then, without warning, I was knocked off and ended up in the middle of the road, with my bike on the opposite side. The headlight was still on, and I just managed to see the arse end of the sheep which had jumped over a dry stone wall, and landed on top of me! I'm glad it wasn't a cow!
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i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2011, 07:28:55 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2011, 07:40:43 PM »
Spolic posted a pic.
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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2011, 07:56:48 PM »
so now you have cow snot on your arm and a skid mark in your drawers.  big make the beast with two backsin' deal
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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2011, 08:21:46 PM »
And I killed Gaddafi today too.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2011, 04:11:42 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on October 20, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
And I killed Gaddafi today too.

While on the bike?  Nice touch.
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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2011, 07:11:00 AM »
I do shit with style.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2011, 07:17:14 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 07:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
Its artful i bet. 
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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2011, 08:53:08 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 07:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.

Quote from: muskrat on October 21, 2011, 07:17:14 AM
Its artful i bet. 

he shits out shapes of artful?.....man.....I wonder if the shapes include him in that free leather jumperroo suit or not?
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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2011, 09:22:25 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 07:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.

if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2011, 11:09:48 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 09:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style

okay...you wanted to wear a cow print kilt?.....where's Kni?!?!?!
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« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2011, 12:24:46 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 09:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style

Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
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« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2011, 02:33:38 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 12:24:46 PM
Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
a cow/kangaroo?
The farmer has to crawl into the pouch to milk it?
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