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Grampa
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I hit a cow today.
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October 19, 2011, 05:07:07 PM »
No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.
On the way up to Glennville today..... I was leaned into a blind right-hand corner when about 3/4 of the way into it I see a cow facing me while standing on the shoulder of the road. I roll back off the throttle and sit up just a lil. As I get closer.... the future cheese burger turns her head as if shes going to bolt into the road....... as I pass her...... my right shoulder clips her nose, and I make it past without harming either of us. I screamed a few "holy shits" for the next mile or so
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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Re: I hit a cow today.
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October 19, 2011, 05:17:35 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on October 19, 2011, 05:07:07 PM
No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.
Glad you're okay. I recommend you eat a burger as soon as possible to appease the fates.
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Grampa
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October 19, 2011, 05:24:08 PM »
I had a chef salad for lunch ....
with cheese and beef in it
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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Re: I hit a cow today.
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October 19, 2011, 05:44:27 PM »
Buy a lottery ticket before your luck runs out!
Man you are one lucky fella.
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October 19, 2011, 05:51:20 PM »
I had almost brought the helmet cam with me..... dang it.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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So there I was, chewing my cud and minding my own business, when one of them motorcycles comes a flying' around the corner and dang near takes my nose off.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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October 19, 2011, 07:21:09 PM »
i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
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October 19, 2011, 11:52:36 PM »
Snot on your shoulder and shit in your pants.
Clean yourself up.
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October 20, 2011, 03:43:08 AM »
maybe she wanted a ride, just to get the hell out of there.
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Cows are big. I am happy for both you and the cow
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wow. glad both of you are safe.
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Bovine intervention...
Sorry
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Quote from: krolik on October 19, 2011, 06:43:11 PM
winner. haha
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glad to hear you made it past, now go have a huge steak and a
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