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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM »

I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2011, 03:18:29 PM »

People need to stop looking for reasons to get offended.

I am offended that you trivialize that I have been offended.










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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM »

I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.

I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2011, 03:23:23 PM »

I am offended that you trivialize that I have been offended.


Nay! It is I who is offended by your accusation of trivializing your offense.







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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2011, 03:28:38 PM »

I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it



Well..... thats the vibe you put out.
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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »

I see me gettin' it on with a supermodel.

Of course, I see that all the time. Doesn't mean it happened or is gonna happen.

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« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2011, 04:17:44 PM »

The folded $20 bill trick is way more offensive....freaky stuff.





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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2011, 04:35:26 PM »

I see Krampus in every image now
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« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2011, 04:56:09 PM »

I see nothing but the silhouette of city in art deco.

People need to stop looking for reasons to get offended.

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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2011, 04:59:52 PM »

When I read the thread title, I thought there was going to be a Porsche on the can...  Undecided




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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2011, 03:39:18 AM »

I see Krampus in every image now

He was in one of my dreams last night and not in a fun way.
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2011, 04:17:27 AM »

That aluminium can is probably too heavy a guage for making a tin foil hat.

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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2011, 08:43:38 AM »

I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

There's something wrong with that?
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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2011, 09:03:09 AM »

I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Saunas are a standard business meeting in Nordic countries.  I loved meeting clients in Sweden and Finland, we'd all be in big towels in their sauna, and then beer and wine with lunch.
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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2011, 10:23:23 AM »

I see Krampus in every image now
He was in one of my dreams last night and not in a fun way.

was it Krampus and the teletubbie making fingercuffs outta you in the sauna?
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