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Started by zooom, December 19, 2011, 11:16:03 AM

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Grampa

I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Bick

Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 11:29:45 AM
People need to stop looking for reasons to get offended.

I am offended that you trivialize that I have been offended.










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El Matador

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.

I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

El Matador

Quote from: Bick on December 19, 2011, 03:18:29 PM
I am offended that you trivialize that I have been offended.


Nay! It is I who is offended by your accusation of trivializing your offense.







;D

Grampa

Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it



Well..... thats the vibe you put out.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speedbag

I see me gettin' it on with a supermodel.

Of course, I see that all the time. Doesn't mean it happened or is gonna happen.

;D
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rgramjet

The folded $20 bill trick is way more offensive....freaky stuff.





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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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lethe

I see Krampus in every image now
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Triple J

Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 11:29:45 AM
I see nothing but the silhouette of city in art deco.

People need to stop looking for reasons to get offended.

yup  [thumbsup]

The Bacon Junkie

When I read the thread title, I thought there was going to be a Porsche on the can...  :-\




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

duccarlos

Quote from: lethe on December 19, 2011, 04:35:26 PM
I see Krampus in every image now

He was in one of my dreams last night and not in a fun way.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ungeheuer

That aluminium can is probably too heavy a guage for making a tin foil hat.

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Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

There's something wrong with that?
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ducatiz

Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Saunas are a standard business meeting in Nordic countries.  I loved meeting clients in Sweden and Finland, we'd all be in big towels in their sauna, and then beer and wine with lunch.
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zooom

Quote from: lethe on December 19, 2011, 04:35:26 PM
I see Krampus in every image now
Quote from: duccarlos on December 20, 2011, 03:39:18 AM
He was in one of my dreams last night and not in a fun way.

was it Krampus and the teletubbie making fingercuffs outta you in the sauna?
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