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cyrus buelton
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Re: Worst way to die
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Reply #45 on:
June 25, 2008, 04:56:25 AM »
medieval style execution
I am thinking that the first whack with that ax isn't on target.................
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Re: Worst way to die
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Old age good....
alone....bad
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 05:15:17 AM »
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 25, 2008, 04:37:50 AM
What if it is Buck Angel?
The "man with a vajayjay"
so I googled that
I shouldn't have
why do you even know about that?
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 05:20:10 AM »
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 05:15:17 AM
so I googled that
I shouldn't have
why do you even know about that?
oh don't fib. you know you didn't have to google.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 05:31:17 AM »
Quote from: JBubble on June 25, 2008, 05:20:10 AM
oh don't fib. you know you didn't have to google.
actually i did
I do live in on a mountain remember
I understood the existence of the shemale
and even saw my first one when I went to katrina
but the flip side of that never even crossed my mind as existing
actually that isn't true I did read
middlesex
but the idea of a person embracing it...flaunting it
is she/he fertile?
I'm just...
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Re: Worst way to die
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Reply #50 on:
June 25, 2008, 05:39:01 AM »
so sheltered...
i think being tied down to some train tracks and being run over by a train might be bad too. specially since you can see the train coming.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 05:40:09 AM »
Not if you look the other way after you realize there is no escape. Shoot, you might even have time to put a penny on the tracks so whoever finds your remains is treated to a flattened piece of coinage.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 05:45:23 AM »
Quote from: ato memphis on June 25, 2008, 05:40:09 AM
Not if you look the other way after you realize there is no escape. Shoot, you might even have time to put a penny on the tracks so whoever finds your remains is treated to a flattened piece of coinage.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 05:45:40 AM »
we have this frequent flier that tried to off himself that way
we always ran on him for low CBG and one day he got drunk and laid down on the tracks
the train came by and he snagged on some part of the framework
it spun him 90 degrees before the wheels got him and cut off his legs at the pelvis
he lived
and he still calls every saturday night to get a meal at the hospital
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 06:03:46 AM »
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 05:15:17 AM
so I googled that
I shouldn't have
why do you even know about that?
I was reading about the Wachowski brothers.
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/09/06/the-mystery-of-larry-wachowski-revisited/
Larry is become quite weird.
He shacked up with this woman who was Buck Angel's ex-wife and in one of the articles, it mentioned that Buck Angel had a pootie and used to be a woman. After a few hours of saying WTF, it dawned on me how ridiculous it was.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 07:03:33 AM »
Suffocation or buried alive would be my vote...
Maybe death by rusty nailclipper? one small clip a a time...
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 07:23:54 AM »
It'd be hard to do worse than the end Poe envisioned in
The Cask of Amontillado
if you remember that one from Junior High english...
Imagine being perfectly healthy but walled up underground in total darkness, waiting days for what -- starvation? deydration? -- fo finally finish you off.
OK, cancer. That's worse.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 07:41:15 AM »
Quote from: triangleforge on June 25, 2008, 07:23:54 AM
It'd be hard to do worse than the end Poe envisioned in
The Cask of Amontillado
if you remember that one from Junior High english...
Imagine being perfectly healthy but walled up underground in total darkness, waiting days for what -- starvation? deydration? -- fo finally finish you off.
yeesh. good one.
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Re: Worst way to die
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June 25, 2008, 07:42:17 AM »
I'd also like to add to the list: Cookie Monster. That sonofapregnant dog could eat the hell out of you.
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