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Started by ducatiz, June 24, 2008, 07:47:47 PM

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cyrus buelton

#45
June 25, 2008, 05:56:25 AM
medieval style execution


I am thinking that the first whack with that ax isn't on target.................
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#46
June 25, 2008, 05:57:52 AM
Old age good....

alone....bad
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Mother

#47
June 25, 2008, 06:15:17 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 25, 2008, 05:37:50 AM
What if it is Buck Angel?

The "man with a vajayjay"

so I googled that

I shouldn't have

why do you even know about that?

jdubbs32584

#48
June 25, 2008, 06:20:10 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 06:15:17 AM
so I googled that

I shouldn't have

why do you even know about that?



oh don't fib. you know you didn't have to google.

;D

Mother

#49
June 25, 2008, 06:31:17 AM
Quote from: JBubble on June 25, 2008, 06:20:10 AM
oh don't fib. you know you didn't have to google.

;D

:-\

actually i did

I do live in on a mountain remember

I understood the existence of the shemale

and even saw my first one when I went to katrina

but the flip side of that never even crossed my mind as existing

actually that isn't true I did read middlesex

but the idea of a person embracing it...flaunting it

is she/he fertile?

I'm just... :o

jdubbs32584

#50
June 25, 2008, 06:39:01 AM
so sheltered...  ;)


i think being tied down to some train tracks and being run over by a train might be bad too. specially since you can see the train coming.

junior varsity

#51
June 25, 2008, 06:40:09 AM
Not if you look the other way after you realize there is no escape. Shoot, you might even have time to put a penny on the tracks so whoever finds your remains is treated to a flattened piece of coinage.

jdubbs32584

#52
June 25, 2008, 06:45:23 AM
Quote from: ato memphis on June 25, 2008, 06:40:09 AM
Not if you look the other way after you realize there is no escape. Shoot, you might even have time to put a penny on the tracks so whoever finds your remains is treated to a flattened piece of coinage.

[laugh]

Mother

#53
June 25, 2008, 06:45:40 AM
we have this frequent flier that tried to off himself that way

we always ran on him for low CBG and one day he got drunk and laid down on the tracks

the train came by and he snagged on some part of the framework

it spun him 90 degrees before the wheels got him and cut off his legs at the pelvis

he lived

and he still calls every saturday night to get a meal at the hospital

ducatiz

#54
June 25, 2008, 07:03:46 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 06:15:17 AM
so I googled that

I shouldn't have

why do you even know about that?

I was reading about the Wachowski brothers.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/09/06/the-mystery-of-larry-wachowski-revisited/

Larry is become quite weird.

He shacked up with this woman who was Buck Angel's ex-wife and in one of the articles, it mentioned that Buck Angel had a pootie and used to be a woman.  After a few hours of saying WTF, it dawned on me how ridiculous it was.

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El Matador

#55
June 25, 2008, 08:03:33 AM
Suffocation or buried alive would be my vote...

Maybe death by rusty nailclipper? one small clip a a time...

triangleforge

#56
June 25, 2008, 08:23:54 AM
It'd be hard to do worse than the end Poe envisioned in The Cask of Amontillado if you remember that one from Junior High english...

Imagine being perfectly healthy but walled up underground in total darkness, waiting days for what -- starvation? deydration? -- fo finally finish you off.

OK, cancer. That's worse.
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ducatiz

#57
June 25, 2008, 08:41:15 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on June 25, 2008, 08:23:54 AM
It'd be hard to do worse than the end Poe envisioned in The Cask of Amontillado if you remember that one from Junior High english...

Imagine being perfectly healthy but walled up underground in total darkness, waiting days for what -- starvation? deydration? -- fo finally finish you off.

yeesh.  good one.
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junior varsity

#58
June 25, 2008, 08:42:17 AM
I'd also like to add to the list: Cookie Monster. That sonofapregnant dog could eat the hell out of you.

junior varsity

#59
June 25, 2008, 08:42:48 AM
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