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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2008, 09:20:32 PM »

Dying slowly. Living 'cause someone can't man up and pull the plug on me. I've made it clear over and over to everyone close to me. PULL THE PLUG!!
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« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2008, 09:20:57 PM »

Dropped into a pit of pornstars - horrible!

If any of my ex-girlfriends are reading this, I don't care what you do....

Just DON'T drop me into a pit of pornstars!

Oh, there will be pornstars, MALE pornstars!



woops, spelling error...
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« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2008, 09:43:42 PM »

Oh, there will be pronstars, MALE pornstars!
Would`nt that just be my luck Huh?
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« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2008, 10:09:45 PM »

Dying of sheer boredom....


Dying old with regret that you never took a chance.....


Suffocated by a life unfulfilled....


(shark & crocodile attacks, explosions, industrial  shredders would all pale in comparison to me.)
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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2008, 10:15:14 PM »

Wow, dude, he definitely had some type of mental illness. What did they do with all of that stuff?

It is still in there.  They will probably need a 30 yard dumpster to clear all of the shit out.   
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« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2008, 10:17:30 PM »

Wow, anything you want in there?
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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2008, 10:58:21 PM »

Its all garbage.  I know this sounds terrible, but I looked to see if there was anything good -  nothing!   old papers, boxes of old soap bottles (wtf ?)  and empty bottles of booze.  30 years of organized piled up garbage! 

I should post up on craigslist  $5 for 30 min and you can have whatever you can carry out.   laughingdp
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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2008, 11:01:49 PM »

I bet it would work!
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« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2008, 11:28:10 PM »

Heard the first one was peaceful. Then again, there are no survivors to tell the tale, I suppose. (Or they didn't actually drown completely)


While this might be true, I remember reading a while back that the majority of people that die in water don't actually drown.

Most have a heart attack before getting to the point of inspiring water.
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« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2008, 02:20:05 AM »

Dying of sheer boredom....


Dying old with regret that you never took a chance.....


Suffocated by a life unfulfilled....

+ 11ty Billion!!

-I always said I would happily die young if it was doing something exciting, which is why I skydive, ride my moto faster than I should  Wink and, as safely as I can, just all-around not give a F^CK!!!  Evil
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« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2008, 04:26:38 AM »

Cancer.
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« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2008, 04:26:53 AM »

Oh, there will be pornstars, MALE pornstars!
woops, spelling error...

Ok, that would be kinda bad Sad

I think we should let this thread run for a while - the attach a poll on the front: we can all vote Cheesy
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« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2008, 04:29:46 AM »

Ok, that would be kinda bad Sad

I think we should let this thread run for a while - the attach a poll on the front: we can all vote Cheesy

I don't think we need a poll

dying by male pornstar pretty much is the worst way to die...ever
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« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2008, 04:33:30 AM »

I don't think we need a poll

dying by male pornstar pretty much is the worst way to die...ever

+1 absolutely... Death By Bunga!
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« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2008, 04:37:50 AM »

I don't think we need a poll

dying by male pornstar pretty much is the worst way to die...ever

What if it is Buck Angel?

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