Worst way to die

[IZ]

Accidentily caught in between a battle between Pirates and Ninjas.

Ninjas win hands down!! 

Pirates are p*ssies!!

[ducpenguin]

You all have not thought enough about this...
Here it is...
Knowing that you are going to die...
Watching it come to you and slowly methodically slice into you.
Imagine this...you have been captured and you watch each one of your friends or fellow capturees get tortured then slowly decapitated every hour...and you are next.
Its not the pain...its the anticipation...

[Speedbag]

i can't believe we're up to Page 8 and nobody has mentioned having your nuts ripped off (orally) by a rabid transsexual midget hooker. 

[Scooter Montgomery]

Being attacked by turtles. Little tiny wee turtles that chew really slow.

Just becoming the next drummer of Spinal Tap.

[Pakhan]

i can't believe we're up to Page 8 and nobody has mentioned having your nuts ripped off (orally) by a rabid transsexual midget hooker. 

Have you been hanging out with Pillar?

[ducatiz]

i can't believe we're up to Page 8 and nobody has mentioned having your nuts ripped off (orally) by a rabid transsexual midget hooker. 

well, it was intended to mean YOUR worst way to die. 

so you worry about those tranny midget hookers eh?

[Johnny OrganDonor]

Being slowly torn apart and devoured by zombies.
Having your head slowly crushed in a vise.
Having someone slowly drill holes into your head through your teeth with a spade bit.
Being sewn up inside of a rotting animal carcass.
Having your skin slowly peeled off while your submerged in a vat iodine.
Bungee jumping using your intestines as the bungee.
Dying in any way that quialifies you for a Dawrin award.

[Pakhan]

Dying in any way that quialifies you for a Dawrin award.

I dunno, could be fun.....

[IZ]

having your nuts ripped off (orally) by a rabid transsexual midget hooker. 

Have you been hanging out with Pillar?

Isn't that what happened to Pillar?  He hasn't been here in awhile.   

[mstevens]

whale sharks are filter feeders, they won't eat children unless your kid is plankton.

Yes. I know...

Someone was creeped out by sharks, so they probably shouldn't look at those pics.

Although they eat plankton, they're the classic shark shape unlike basking sharks and the other jumbo sharks. Add that to the fact that, even when you know they've got teeth the size of BB's, when they're swimming at you with an open mouth into which I would fit (let alone a kid) it can be a bit unnerving.

[mstevens]

Why lakes?

I'm really not sure, but I've always hated swimming in them. The ocean's never bothered me. My best guess is that not being able to see what's just about to wrap around my ankle and drag me, screaming, to my doom is part of it.

[IZ]

I'm really not sure, but I've always hated swimming in them. The ocean's never bothered me. My best guess is that not being able to see what's just about to wrap around my ankle and drag me, screaming, to my doom is part of it.

think someone has seen too many Friday the 13th movies?!   

[NAKID]

think someone has seen too many Friday the 13th movies?!   

[IZ]

The first 2 freaked me out.  I think I was about 9-10 when the first one came out.  Then they got pretty dumb afte that

[Nitewaif]

Interesting.

In a somewhat similar vein, the old film "Johnny Got His Gun" comes to mind.

I was just about to say that. 

For me, the worst way to die would be the way too many of my patients die - attached to machines for days or weeks, in pain and wasting away slowly because my family is too selfish to just let me go.  I've talked to my family about this often, and have threatened them with a nasty and relentless haunting if they allow me to die like that.