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Author Topic: The "Official" Funny Video Thread  (Read 203285 times)
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« Reply #615 on: June 08, 2015, 06:38:06 PM »

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« Reply #616 on: July 07, 2015, 07:20:55 PM »

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« Reply #617 on: July 08, 2015, 11:17:54 AM »

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« Reply #618 on: July 09, 2015, 10:34:19 AM »

Not really a funny video, but we don't have a "cool video" thread so I'm posting here.  Machine that crushes engine blocks!  Evil

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« Reply #619 on: July 10, 2015, 04:19:31 PM »

I love this so much
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« Reply #620 on: July 24, 2015, 11:35:14 AM »

Not really funny, either, but kinda cool.  Timelapse of thumper engine as it gets sanded down.

Watch a bike engine disintegrate one millimeter at a time
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« Reply #621 on: August 13, 2015, 05:47:27 PM »

A Sticky Wicket...

https://video.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xtf1/v/t42.1790-2/11859449_393433890856322_835594790_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjMwMCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=300&vabr=138&oh=56a2ed645418784556958cff9483b519&oe=55CD6E1C
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« Reply #622 on: August 19, 2015, 04:40:39 PM »

For the Whiskey drinkers...scroll to about the 3 minute mark if you're in a hurry, but the beginning will make it funnier. Wink

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« Reply #623 on: August 19, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »

I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all.  bang head
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« Reply #624 on: August 19, 2015, 04:53:15 PM »

I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all.  bang head
I'll admit...

he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline...

and Celebrity Jeopardy... Wink

Long story.

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« Reply #625 on: August 19, 2015, 04:55:35 PM »

I'll admit...

he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline...

and Celebrity Jeopardy... Wink

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Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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« Reply #626 on: August 19, 2015, 04:57:58 PM »

Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Too bad...he was working with Dave and getting set up.

It was pretty good.
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« Reply #627 on: August 27, 2015, 05:38:19 AM »

Make sure you have the volume up----overheated pug sounds exactly like a idling thumper:

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« Reply #628 on: September 11, 2015, 08:19:43 AM »

If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody:



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« Reply #629 on: September 11, 2015, 11:54:40 AM »

If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody:



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Thats pretty good right there.
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