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« Reply #615 on: June 08, 2015, 06:38:06 PM » |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #616 on: July 07, 2015, 07:20:55 PM » |
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"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things. I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"
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« Reply #617 on: July 08, 2015, 11:17:54 AM » |
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« Reply #618 on: July 09, 2015, 10:34:19 AM » |
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Not really a funny video, but we don't have a "cool video" thread so I'm posting here. Machine that crushes engine blocks!  |
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"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things. I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"
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« Reply #619 on: July 10, 2015, 04:19:31 PM » |
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I love this so much
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #621 on: August 13, 2015, 05:47:27 PM » |
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #622 on: August 19, 2015, 04:40:39 PM » |
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For the Whiskey drinkers...scroll to about the 3 minute mark if you're in a hurry, but the beginning will make it funnier.  |
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« Reply #623 on: August 19, 2015, 04:48:21 PM » |
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« Reply #624 on: August 19, 2015, 04:53:15 PM » |
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I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all. I'll admit... he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline... and Celebrity Jeopardy... Long story. |
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« Reply #625 on: August 19, 2015, 04:55:35 PM » |
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I'll admit... he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline... and Celebrity Jeopardy... Long story. Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. |
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« Reply #626 on: August 19, 2015, 04:57:58 PM » |
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Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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« Reply #627 on: August 27, 2015, 05:38:19 AM » |
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Make sure you have the volume up----overheated pug sounds exactly like a idling thumper:
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« Reply #628 on: September 11, 2015, 08:19:43 AM » |
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If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody:  |
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« Reply #629 on: September 11, 2015, 11:54:40 AM » |
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If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody:  Thats pretty good right there. |
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