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« Reply #615 on: June 08, 2015, 06:38:06 PM » |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #616 on: July 07, 2015, 07:20:55 PM » |
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"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things. I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"
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« Reply #617 on: July 08, 2015, 11:17:54 AM » |
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« Reply #618 on: July 09, 2015, 10:34:19 AM » |
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Not really a funny video, but we don't have a "cool video" thread so I'm posting here. Machine that crushes engine blocks! ![Evil](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/evil.gif)
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"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things. I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"
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« Reply #619 on: July 10, 2015, 04:19:31 PM » |
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I love this so much
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #621 on: August 13, 2015, 05:47:27 PM » |
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #622 on: August 19, 2015, 04:40:39 PM » |
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For the Whiskey drinkers...scroll to about the 3 minute mark if you're in a hurry, but the beginning will make it funnier. ![Wink](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/wink.gif)
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« Reply #623 on: August 19, 2015, 04:48:21 PM » |
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I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all. ![bang head](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/banghead.gif)
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« Reply #624 on: August 19, 2015, 04:53:15 PM » |
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I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all. ![bang head](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/banghead.gif) I'll admit... he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline... and Celebrity Jeopardy... ![Wink](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/wink.gif) Long story.
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« Reply #625 on: August 19, 2015, 04:55:35 PM » |
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I'll admit... he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline... and Celebrity Jeopardy... ![Wink](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/wink.gif) Long story. Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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« Reply #626 on: August 19, 2015, 04:57:58 PM » |
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Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Too bad...he was working with Dave and getting set up. It was pretty good.
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« Reply #627 on: August 27, 2015, 05:38:19 AM » |
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Make sure you have the volume up----overheated pug sounds exactly like a idling thumper:
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« Reply #628 on: September 11, 2015, 08:19:43 AM » |
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If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody: ![Grin](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/grin.gif)
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« Reply #629 on: September 11, 2015, 11:54:40 AM » |
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If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody: ![Grin](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/grin.gif) ![laughingdp](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/laughdmf.gif) Thats pretty good right there.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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