HELP! Chimps ate my nose and my testicles (Warning Graphic)

[silentbob]

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=104&sid=1431855

[Drunken Monkey]

"You mess with the Monkey, you get the OH MY SWEET JESUS! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"

Uhm.


That's... uhm.


Nasty.

[Big Troubled Bear]

When will they learn to leave the monkey`s in africa

[ROBsS4R]

Over the Davises' protests, Moe was taken to an animal sanctuary. But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.

The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.

Wait a minute. This happened in 2005 and they still love chimps and are taking care of other ones... WTF 

They look heart broken that Moe missing... What about his missing Testicles and Nose. OMG what is wrong with people 

[Drunken Monkey]

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Added a warning. As this really is pretty nasty

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[NAKID]

Well, it's really nothing more than you'd see if you saw him walking down the street... 

[55Spy]

MOE, MOE here boy.  anybody have lunch with a monkey?  he uses a knife and...wait..... no I said he uses a knife not that he has one now...

Tough to get little kids to help you look for a monkey if you look that way I bet.

[Dana]

"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."

Ummm...May the best man...err.umm...best "chimp" bring the rings forward...

Gonna be hard as hell to find Moe if he's anything like Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp! 




Dana

[SheMonster]

See what happens when you mess with the trunk monkey?!

[Scooter Montgomery]

Maybe it was Bubbles the monkey trying to steal a new nose for Michael Jackson.

Seriously though they taught him how to eat with a knife and fork wtf. He is properly out looking for a sword, for the monkey fights.

[junior varsity]

wtf. wtf. wtf.

next monkey i see, i'm punching in the nose.

[jswledhed]

See what happens when you mess with the trunk monkey?!

[Grampa]

hey Moe, hey Moe,....... nyuk nyuk nyuk

Ya suppose that guy snores?

[zarn02]

holy make the beast with two backsing tits!

[Mother]

hey Moe, hey Moe,....... nyuk nyuk nyuk

Ya suppose that guy snores?

not any more