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Author Topic: Thinking about surprising my wife...with a dissassembled MC in the living room..  (Read 3491 times)
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2013, 02:12:01 AM »
where do people go during those six months?
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2013, 06:19:14 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 13, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
where do people go during those six months?

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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2013, 08:58:05 AM »
Yes, Budget some diamonds in the build and deliver them to her prior to the teardown. Start after all parts are in hand to shorten the mess. Drape a sheet over the work table ea night...
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on December 12, 2013, 07:13:55 AM
just tell her you're building a house cleaning robot for her.

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Especially Australian girls.
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2013, 09:34:57 AM »
Quote from: silas on December 13, 2013, 08:58:05 AM
  Drape a sheet over the work table ea night...

just not the "good" bed sheets.....
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2013, 03:26:21 PM »
Quote from: memper on December 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Especially Australian girls.

Do you think they will take the bait?
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2013, 10:50:22 PM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 13, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
where do people go during those six months?

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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2013, 07:49:27 AM »
Quote from: Buck Naked on December 13, 2013, 02:00:24 AM
I live in a smelly, filthy city that has literally uninhabitable weather conditions 6 months out of the year...da fuq am I thinking...

What's wrong with Los Angeles weather?
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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2013, 06:15:31 PM »
Quote from: zooom on December 13, 2013, 06:19:14 AM
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2013, 05:53:18 AM »
It really depends on your wife, man.

Some are far more averse to motor stuff in the house.  I know mine is.  When we were in NYC, I once received a motor on a pallet -- in our apartment.  It was only in the house for 2 days and then I moved it to the workshop, but wow, she was pissssssed.
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« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2013, 12:46:19 AM »
Quote from: memper on December 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Especially Australian girls.

Hehe. I see what you did there.

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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2013, 08:32:45 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2013, 11:25:01 PM »
I think you really need to buy her her own unreliable bike, so you can share quality time working on them.
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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2013, 07:35:39 AM »
Quote from: suzyj on December 30, 2013, 11:25:01 PM
I think you really need to buy her her own unreliable bike, so you can share quality time working on them.

Or so she can relate...  bang head
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