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« on: April 26, 2014, 06:01:55 PM »
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2014, 06:35:23 PM »
 applause laughingdp That's gold! Wait they came in gold..........

Tell Mrs Koko that it would be far to dangerous riding two-up on one as you would not be concentrating on the road but instead looking at every person and car in the vicinity making sure no one you know is watching... laughingdp
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2014, 07:02:10 PM »
I don't know where she's getting the idea from. Actually, yes I do, the source is diabolical..

I explained to Mrs Koko that it would be very uncomfortable with the bone jarringly crap suspension on the Indiana that would cost big $$$ to fix. You would need Konis or Hagon out back (x2 of course) and a full rebuild of the front from what I've read and heard.

However the long travel suspension of the Elefant would be plush.
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2014, 07:03:58 PM »
Scoober, when I see one, I just think "Spaghetti Western".
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2014, 08:07:19 PM »
get her a ural
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2014, 08:24:11 PM »
Hmm... Maybe an Indiana aint so bad. Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2014, 10:35:32 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2014, 11:14:12 PM »
There's a retirement fund right there. Cheesy
And a cruiser I'd own (if I had the money).
How many of them? One, two maybe?

That bike could have changed the world of motorcycling if the tyre technology of the time didn't conspire against it. bang head
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2014, 01:13:20 AM »
Quote from: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 06:01:55 PM
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
 laughingdp

Roll Eyes Get a grip man.  I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.

Any wife who says "we ought to get any motorcycle" is a keeper  waytogo

If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines....  maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?

Here's just the thing...



...even has tassels  waytogo

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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2014, 01:21:32 AM »
I think I'm gonna be sick...



If she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary. Cool
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2014, 01:27:08 AM »
Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 01:21:32 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...
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If she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary. Cool
Now you're getting the hang of it  waytogo Grin
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2014, 01:33:18 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 01:13:20 AM

Roll Eyes Get a grip man.  I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.

Any wife who says "we ought to get any motorcycle" is a keeper  waytogo

If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines....  maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?

Here's just the thing...



...even has tassels  waytogo

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She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight). Grin

And that Morini is so wrong.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2014, 01:56:11 AM »
Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 01:33:18 AM
She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight). Grin
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And that Morini is so wrong.
Yes. 

It truly is.
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2014, 04:27:27 AM »
Extra crazy after drinking homemade lemoncello.  Grin
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