Your most embarassing experience

[TiNi]

yes!

with or without yer bloomers?

[Pakhan]

Glad some of you got my Goonies reference. 

I have had many, but these come to mind.

Having car trouble with my friends car in HS.  I was driving and I stop on a hill and tell him I'm gonna check under the hood.  I'm looking and ask him to sit in the drivers seat and give it some gas.  He does and I immediately realize I forgot to put it in park as this toyota swallows me and I fall into the engine compartment.

I was 10 and fishing on a dock upstate NY.  The family wanders off and I toss the rod back to cast out my hook.  It got stuck in my back and I was yelling for help until they came back.  They took a while since they were 1/4 way around the lake.

I was 12 and was at a family friends house.  They had a cinder block wall garage with a hole that led to a wasps nest that they needed to get rid of.  I begged them to let me do it and they said ok.  So I got a bunch of gasoline, kerosene, 20 M-80's, and a small flare.  I shoved about a pint of gas and a pint of kerosene in there with the fire works.   I lit the flare and tossed it in waiting about 2 feet from the hole.  Lots of smoke and then nothing. 

The smoke cleared, so I did my best willie coyote move and put my eye up to this hole to look inside.  I don't know to this day what the hell I was hoping to see since the nest was about 4 feet below the hole in a dark hollow of a wall.  Well right then it blew up in my face and blinded me with gas, kerosene, M-80's, cinder block, and wasp pieces.  I couldn't see and no one was around, but there was a pool nearby so I felt my way over to it to wash my eye.  So I washed my eye with heavy chlorinated water, now it hurt more than before and I still couldn't see.  I eventually regained my sight when the adults came outside and helped after seeing me do the arms in front blind zombie walk around the back yard. 

[Ash]

with or without yer bloomers?

hang loose howlie!

[MikeZ]

I was 12 and was at a family friends house.  They had a cinder block wall garage with a hole that led to a wasps nest that they needed to get rid of.  I begged them to let me do it and they said ok.  So I got a bunch of gasoline, kerosene, 20 M-80's, and a small flare.  I shoved about a pint of gas and a pint of kerosene in there with the fire works.   I lit the flare and tossed it in waiting about 2 feet from the hole.  Lots of smoke and then nothing. 

The smoke cleared, so I did my best willie coyote move and put my eye up to this hole to look inside.  I don't know to this day what the hell I was hoping to see since the nest was about 4 feet below the hole in a dark hollow of a wall.  Well right then it blew up in my face and blinded me with gas, kerosene, M-80's, cinder block, and wasp pieces.  I couldn't see and no one was around, but there was a pool nearby so I felt my way over to it to wash my eye.  So I washed my eye with heavy chlorinated water, now it hurt more than before and I still couldn't see.  I eventually regained my sight when the adults came outside and helped after seeing me do the arms in front blind zombie walk around the back yard. 

Lucky you didn't blow your head off.

[Pakhan]

Lucky you didn't blow your head off.

That all depends who you ask 

[TiNi]

Lucky you didn't blow your head off.

yes, and it explains a few things too....  j/k 

[Pakhan]

yes, and it explains a few things too....  j/k 

My crooked nose or bad hair? 

[Ash]

your bad posture