Idea's for phone call to guy that tried to run me off road.

[hbliam]

Soooooo many suggestions.

None of them even close to legal.

Exactly. Though like I said, a phone call is not illegal, depending on what you said.

[Duc Stamp]

Depending on your department's regulations, a phone call could cause more harm than good.

Did you get his personal info as part of an official investigation?  Sure, maybe you were helping out another department, or looking into an anonymous complaint, but ultimate, if he has the intelligence to think, "how the hell did that guy find out my name and phone number", it has the possibility of coming back on you.

I say you run radar on the route he takes to work and do your civic duty to make sure he is a responsible driver.

[hbliam]

Depending on your department's regulations, a phone call could cause more harm than good.

Did you get his personal info as part of an official investigation?  Sure, maybe you were helping out another department, or looking into an anonymous complaint, but ultimate, if he has the intelligence to think, "how the hell did that guy find out my name and phone number", it has the possibility of coming back on you.

I say you run radar on the route he takes to work and do your civic duty to make sure he is a responsible driver.

I found his info on the Internet. Just like he could find mine if I was stupid enough to put a web address on my license plate frame. Like I said, I was looking for something funny. I probably won't call at all because in the end, what the point.

[Buckethead]

I was more looking for something funny to say. So far you guys suck. 

For starters:

"Good evening. Mr. Sullivan? This is Jim Watkins from the IRS. You're being audited."

Also: Required reading.

Otherwise, you know what the guy looks like and where he lives. The random, flamingly gay, "Hey, cute thang! Where you been all my life?" is always a good opener.

Does he have teenage kids? Most parents will believe anything told to them with regard to what shenanigans 16 year old Johnny/Sally has been up to.

Worst case scenario, just get a work friend to go with you. Knock on his door and, very calmly, let him know who you are and how you know him. The whole time, your friend is standing at the base of his front walk watching the street. Lookout-style.

[Bun-bun]

Ring. . .Ring . . .
Hello?
Female: Is this Mr. Watkins?
Yes?
Mr. Ernest Watkins?
Yes, Who is this?
Mr. Watkins, this is Mary X, and I wanted you to know that your wife has been having an affair with my husband, He confessed it to me yesterday, and I thought you should know.

[Scottish]

I read this awhile back.... perhaps it can inspire you. Not the same situation but close.... and if someone actually pulled this off they would have epic hero status.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/jerks.asp

For starters:

Also: Required reading.

Otherwise, you know what the guy looks like and where he lives. The random, flamingly gay, "Hey, cute thang! Where you been all my life?" is always a good opener.

Does he have teenage kids? Most parents will believe anything told to them with regard to what shenanigans 16 year old Johnny/Sally has been up to.

Worst case scenario, just get a work friend to go with you. Knock on his door and, very calmly, let him know who you are and how you know him. The whole time, your friend is standing at the base of his front walk watching the street. Lookout-style.

and on the gauy thing.... you have his addy, perhaps an subscription to Hot Stud magazine..... made up name but you get the point. If you have his addy there are tons of possiblities. Many ideas from our own right here..
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6689.0

[Popeye the Sailor]

Subscribe him to NAMBLA.

[He Man]

If you want something funny to say, just tell him your a concern parent and you saw one of his boys doing question sexual things with another younger boy. 

[Duc Stamp]

I found his info on the Internet. Just like he could find mine if I was stupid enough to put a web address on my license plate frame. Like I said, I was looking for something funny. I probably won't call at all because in the end, what the point.

In that case, have at it!   

I was just saying earlier.  Never wanna see a good guy get in trouble over something stupid.

[Howie]

No need for funny here, and, since you are a LEO, certainly nothing that can be considered harassment.  Just a civil phone call to inform him his poor behavior is not anonymous.  Hopefully he might get the idea he may not be so lucky next time.

[bulldogs2k]

No need for funny here, and, since you are a LEO, certainly nothing that can be considered harassment.  Just a civil phone call to inform him his poor behavior is not anonymous.  Hopefully he might get the idea he may not be so lucky next time.

what he said!

[NAKID]

No need for funny here, and, since you are a LEO, certainly nothing that can be considered harassment.  Just a civil phone call to inform him his poor behavior is not anonymous.  Hopefully he might get the idea he may not be so lucky next time.

It's only harrassment if he asks (tells) him to stop and he doesn't...

[Grampa]

tell you are satan.  

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=4767.0

[NAKID]

tell you are satan.  

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=4767.0

That was so much fun. Should we start it up again? 

[Monsterlover]

I got a msg back from the mom saying they were changing the number.

I do have the number in my phone still.  It's listed as "Soul" in my contact list