help me teach kids a lesson or get the f*ck off my roof

[lauramonster]

what ...and spend time in jail cause of some snooty little nosed poop fngered kids. 

Don't use a gun.  don't threathen with the gun.

treat this as a fun little experiment for you and a learning experience for them. 

How much abuse do you think they'll take? 

Can we get a pool going?

[Nitewaif]

Pure evil genius on this forum.   

[Statler]

No tresspassing signs all over, including in places where they'd have to trespass to remove them.  Take pictures of the signs.

spikes or barbed wire on the edge of the roof.

All hazzards should be visible so as not to be a trap.

letter to neighbor who owns the fence saying he is allowing kids to climb fence onto your roof and to please make adjustments as needed to prevent this. 

[KnightofNi]

No tresspassing signs all over, including in places where they'd have to trespass to remove them.  Take pictures of the signs.

spikes or barbed wire on the edge of the roof.

All hazzards should be visible so as not to be a trap.

letter to neighbor who owns the fence saying he is allowing kids to climb fence onto your roof and to please make adjustments as needed to prevent this. 

there you go bringing law and order into our fun thread about emotionally and pysically scarring pain in the ass kids. 

[Statler]

ambush the make the beast with two backsers with four friends waiting in a way so they are trapped on your roof.

Sit there 'till dawn drinking and telling them what you're going to do to them if they try to get down.

[TiNi]

ambush the make the beast with two backsers with four friends waiting in a way so they are trapped on your roof.

Sit there 'till dawn drinking and telling them what you're going to do to them if they try to get down.

that would work ok... if you looked like knight 

[KnightofNi]

ambush the make the beast with two backsers with four friends waiting in a way so they are trapped on your roof.

Sit there 'till dawn drinking and telling them what you're going to do to them if they try to get down.

that's better! 

that would work ok... if you looked like knight 

i'm not skeery like that.

[Scottish]

You could always set up HUGE flood lights and claxons have them all set to a motion sensor..... Just once ought to be enough. Either way they aren't going to enjoy "hangin" with all that commotion. Or...... leave the lights out, get a bunch of M-80's. Open your door and start yelling that you're gonna shoot their asses, and start lighting off the firecrackers. In the dark it oughta leave them with more than poopy fingers. 

[Statler]

very loud classical music set off by motion detector on roof.

Or Classic Literature books on CDs.

[lauramonster]

Hamlet by the moonlit sky....

Opera

Scottish Highlands Bagpipe band

Professor's lecture on ethics

whatever will offend them the most.  Classical music wouldn't offend all that much.  It's slow, and they could end up falling asleep.  Let's offend their senses (like rap does to us!).

[Scottish]

Hamlet by the moonlit sky....

Opera

Scottish Highlands Bagpipe band

Professor's lecture on ethics

whatever will offend them the most.  Classical music wouldn't offend all that much.  It's slow, and they could end up falling asleep.  Let's offend their senses (like rap does to us!).

What's offensive about Scottish bagpipes?? 

[rgramjet]

Im thinking 1812 Overture......starting with the fortississimo!

[DCXCV]

whatever will offend them the most.  Classical music wouldn't offend all that much.  It's slow, and they could end up falling asleep.  Let's offend their senses (like rap does to us!).

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/12/05/earlyshow/living/main1095665.shtml

What's offensive about Scottish bagpipes??  

Mostly the bearded men in skirts  

[Scottish]

Mostly the bearded men in skirts  

The Scot in me is just having a hard time with this one.... you better spell it out.....

[KnightofNi]

Mostly the bearded men in skirts  

The Scot in me is just having a hard time with this one.... you better spell it out.....

ditto...



and they are called kilts dammit!