So this guys taking a dump in my front yard this morning....

[sbrguy]

this is one funny thread, maybe not if you are the homeowner but for everyone else, its hilarious.

[lauramonster]

+1.

ramjet - sorry for your aggrivation, but I have truly enjoyed this thread

[rgramjet]

When things cool off a little,  I will post a pic of a toilet, mounted to a concrete plug in my stupid friend Toms front yard.  Im thinking around Thanksgiving, maybe the night before.  Needs to happen...

[sbrguy]

honestly this is one of those situations you just have to laugh at, bc you probably easily cleaned up the mess soon after and put it in the bushes and no harm no foul in a sense..

afterall some guy that is obviously seriously mentally ill takes a dump in your front lawn has no idea what is happening, so you have to laugh at him bc beating the crap out of someone with the mentalllity of a 3 year old even if he is 40 is not going to win you tough guy points... and then to top it all off your neighbor friend is sitting with the dude a few blocks away shooting the sh&t with him (pun intended) and giving him a cup of coffee for the morning.

i mean you put this in a 70's steve martin movie and its a classic scene that everyone laughs about.

[lauramonster]

When things cool off a little,  I will post a pic of a toilet, mounted to a concrete plug in my stupid friend Toms front yard.  Im thinking around Thanksgiving, maybe the night before.  Needs to happen...

Mischief night would seem apropos....

[NAKID]

so you have to laugh at him bc beating the crap out of someone with the mentalllity of a 3 year old even if he is 40 is not going to win you tough guy points...

But what if he had retard strength?

[Jobu]

But what if he had retard strength?

This is off topic, but a good story:

I was at the grocery store with my Mom.  She was checking out and had bought a dozen eggs.  They had a Down Syndrome kid working as a bag boy.  The cashier scanned the eggs and put them on the conveyor and told the DS kid to be very gentle and careful with them.

He responded by picking the carton up and slamming it into the bag, then he flexed his biceps.

It was make the beast with two backsing hilarious.   

[FatguyRacer]

He responded by picking the carton up and slamming it into the bag, then he flexed his biceps.

It was make the beast with two backsing hilarious.   

This link is for you...

(watch them all!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4wUwk7-7Vc&feature=related

[fwtcc]

This is off topic, but a good story:

I was at the grocery store with my Mom.  She was checking out and had bought a dozen eggs.  They had a Down Syndrome kid working as a bag boy.  The cashier scanned the eggs and put them on the conveyor and told the DS kid to be very gentle and careful with them.

He responded by picking the carton up and slamming it into the bag, then he flexed his biceps.

It was make the beast with two backsing hilarious.   

That's absolutely awesome.  Thank you, my whole day can have nothing go wrong, having started the day reading that!

[sbrguy]

But what if he had retard strength?

  damn, i was waiting for someone to say that, thank you.. that was funny... i know that could be a problem, the dude may then beat the crap out of you, and you have say you were beat up by a retard taht can bench press like 400 lbs. or something.

[rgramjet]

He did have the crazy eye thing going on.....when I first yelled "Yo did you just take a shit in my front yard", he turned around and started walking towards me. First thing that caught my eye was his left eye.  He looked like Crazy Eyes Killah!!   I was like, here we go....

Turns out he has a prosthetic eye and it was all infected so he couldnt close it.....freaked me out a little bit though...

[techno]

if you do decide to take a crap on Toms front yard, be prepared for the cops to drag you of to hospital.

[MendoDave]

The guy got to have some mental issues to do what he did.
I'm so glad that he was taken to the hospital to get checked out.

+100