Well? When you coming up and are you bringing the bacon?
From the "I hate bacon" thread.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10023.0
Quote from: someguy on August 26, 2008, 10:31:36 AM
Pfffft! I could eat five pounds of bacon and not throw up!
Quote from: trouble on August 29, 2008, 09:28:00 PM
I'll pay for the bacon if I can watch you try and eat it. [popcorn]
I am accepting wagers.
Is the 5lb weight gross or net... i.e. before or after cooking. Cause I'm thinking it would be so hard if it was precooked weight
I figure Rameses started with four pounds uncooked, and then punked out, so I'd imagine the offer was for five pounds uncooked as well.
Where and when?
Who's cooking it?
What kind of bacon? No designer shit. I'm thinking COSTCO. No sense in wasting good bacon. ;D
Quote from: trouble on September 15, 2008, 09:21:09 PM
Where and when?
Who's cooking it?
What kind of bacon? No designer shit. I'm thinking COSTCO. No sense in wasting good bacon. ;D
Name yer terms, painter.
We'll have a third party on hand. Probably one who enjoys my suffering.
Oscar Mayer.
Maybe we'll pull MrFry in.
Quote from: trouble on September 15, 2008, 09:30:54 PM
Maybe we'll pull MrFry in.
Sounds good. Fitting to.
"Fry my bacon, Fry!"
Believe you me, it's not as easy as you think it is.
Quote from: Rameses on September 15, 2008, 09:38:47 PM
Believe you me, it's not as easy as you think it is.
Quiet you. >:(
Quote from: trouble on September 15, 2008, 09:42:59 PM
Quiet you. >:(
;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
There's no way that's going to dissuade him from trying anyway. [thumbsup]
Make sure there's a bottle of Lipitor nearby.
Quote from: Rameses on September 15, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
There's no way that's going to dissuade him from trying anyway. [thumbsup]
+1
Quote from: trouble on September 15, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
Make sure there's a bottle of Lipitor nearby.
Make sure there's a big bowl handy. Better yet, have him eat it outside. :P
Quote from: msincredible on September 15, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
Better yet, have him eat it outside. :P
That was already in my mind.
Quote from: Rameses on September 15, 2008, 09:38:47 PM
Believe you me, it's not as easy as you think it is.
Feh-you violated that bacon and burnt it until it was black as night. No wonder it made you ill.
If this goes down... Videos please. [popcorn]
I have no affiliation with someguy, but I believe in him 100%. Go for the gold, bro! [thumbsup]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
you guys are crazy [laugh]
[bacon] smack talk [popcorn]
hijack
I can eat 50 eggs.....
Quote from: kinetic3 on September 16, 2008, 06:20:10 AM
hijack
I can eat 50 eggs.....
Show up and we'll provide those too.
I suggest that you stage this at Alice's. After all of that bacon, I am sure you'd be up for some twisties [evil]
Quote from: someguy on September 15, 2008, 09:55:10 PM
Feh-you violated that bacon and burnt it until it was black as night. No wonder it made you ill.
Some of it was burnt, yes. But I did
not have intercourse with it. >:(
Whatever amount of bacon Someguy can eat..........
I can eat the same and AT LEAST one more piece
[evil] [bacon]
Bet you can't drink a gallon of milk with your eggs and bacon ;D
Quote from: VisceralReaction on September 16, 2008, 10:37:17 AM
Bet you can't drink a gallon of milk with your eggs and bacon ;D
I hate milk, unless your avatar is supplying.
Quote from: someguy on September 16, 2008, 12:36:44 PM
I hate milk, unless your avatar is supplying.
Don't know I'll ask the wife and see what she says :D
Milk? Shouldn't you wash it down with beer and skittles? [evil] [puke]
Quote from: msincredible on September 16, 2008, 12:53:58 PM
Milk? Shouldn't you wash it down with beer and skittles? [evil] [puke]
I'd bet that what comes back up tastes nothing like a rainbow.
Quote from: lethe on September 16, 2008, 12:56:17 PM
I'd bet that what comes back up tastes nothing like a rainbow.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj235/_KittyKat_/Rainbowbarf.gif)
Now that is a rainbow of flavors!
Lots of flappin'...
I demand photos
Quote from: VisceralReaction on September 16, 2008, 10:37:17 AM
Bet you can't drink a gallon of milk with your eggs and bacon ;D
I bet someone $20 he could not drink a gallon of milk.
He was large to begin with, and managed to do it, but said it was not worth the $20. [laugh]
For the rest of the day he looked really bad. [laugh]
Quote from: trouble on September 16, 2008, 06:25:08 AM
Show up and we'll provide those too.
And I choose the eggs. [evil]
it would be fairly entertaining (or highly disgusting) to see someone eat 50 of these:
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00468/SNN1253B_682_468343a.jpg)
I'm thinking we should make this an annual DMF event!
The first annual DMF Bacon-Olympics anyone?!?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 16, 2008, 08:18:11 PM
it would be fairly entertaining (or highly disgusting) to see someone eat 50 of these:
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00468/SNN1253B_682_468343a.jpg)
That would be no challenge whatsoever.
Look for pics come Easter.
[thumbsup]
Quote from: Rameses on September 16, 2008, 09:08:46 PM
That would be no challenge whatsoever.
Look for pics come Easter.
[thumbsup]
How many would be a challenge?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 16, 2008, 09:18:23 PM
How many would be a challenge?
I should've seen that coming.
Realistically, 50 probably will be a challenge.
But I think it's pretty doable.
I'll buy 70 though, and see how far I can get. ;D
How about those chinese 100 year old duck eggs?
Arn't balut technically 'eggs'?
ewwwww
50?
I'd like to see you eat 10 and then let me check you blood sugar
Quote from: Mother on September 17, 2008, 12:34:29 PM
50?
I'd like to see you eat 10 and then let me check you blood sugar
Don't fall for this.
Quote from: Mother on September 17, 2008, 12:34:29 PM
50?
I'd like to see you eat 10 and then let me check you blood sugar
I'll check it after every 10 and tell you what it is.
What's all this sh*t about f'n eggs........
Were talkin' [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
;D
Thats it! I'm going home to Put Bacon on my Taco. [bacon]
Have you guys ever had bacon cookies?
No. Send me some, and I'll let everyone know how they are. ;D
So, whats up with this?
It wasn't just talk... was it?
What are we talking about now?
I'm ready [bacon]
Afterwords we can go Karting
sorry squeak
Quote from: bozcorob on October 14, 2008, 04:07:26 PM
I'm ready [bacon]
Afterwords we can go Karting
sorry squeak
unless_______________
What, no Bodega ;D
[clap]
Trouble travels a lot-I'm waiting for him to come up this way, or to invite me that-a-way.
Well, well... Here we are almost 2009 and still nothing.
Youre telling me you havent had a chance to eat a measly 5lbs (pre-cooked weight) of bacon since September.
I guess they were right someguy mr Incredible if thats your real name, couldnt do it.
[coffee]
Quote from: 13 on December 30, 2008, 11:43:23 AM
Well, well... Here we are almost 2009 and still nothing.
Youre telling me you havent had a chance to eat a measly 5lbs (pre-cooked weight) of bacon since September.
I guess they were right someguy mr Incredible if thats your real name, couldnt do it.
[coffee]
He's getting fit now [thumbsup] so I guess the bac -o- lympics is off :(
It's scheduled for February, he was waiting on trouble.
Quote from: somegirl on December 30, 2008, 11:53:31 AM
It's scheduled for February, he was waiting on trouble.
Only married for about a month?
And his wife is already answering for him ;D ;D
JK [beer]
make sure there is a videographer present.
Quote from: 13 on December 30, 2008, 11:43:23 AM
Well, well... Here we are almost 2009 and still nothing.
Youre telling me you havent had a chance to eat a measly 5lbs (pre-cooked weight) of bacon since September.
I guess they were right someguy mr Incredible if thats your real name, couldnt do it.
[coffee]
Steve has not been up here since, nor have I been down there. Part of the bet states he'll pay for the bacon, but only if he gets to watch me eat it. So while I've had plenty of days where i was just hanging out and snacking on 4.9 pounds of bacon, I have specifically awaited doing the fifth pound (I've never said no to a fifth before) until time allows for Steve to come on up. This is currently scheduled for February.
Photos will be taken. Egos will be crushed, and my reign as bacon champion of the DMF will continue on.
so
anxious
can't
wait...
[popcorn]
The time draws closer. [evil]
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 30, 2008, 11:59:42 AM
make sure there is a videographer present.
Plus living will and DNR orders written out and up to date [thumbsup]
mitt
Quote from: mitt on December 30, 2008, 12:44:49 PM
Plus living will and DNR orders written out and up to date [thumbsup]
mitt
I can see the living will dealie but the DNR? That's just harsh man.
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 30, 2008, 11:59:42 AM
make sure there is a videographer present.
Oh, I'll take video. [evil]
Anyone on the east coast who wants to do this I'm game! Located in upstate NY.
For the record most packaged bacon is 12oz now not 16. That's just shy of 7 pkgs. to keep it honest.
Also, what is the timeframe for consumption?
Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
Anyone on the east coast who wants to do this I'm game! Located in upstate NY.
For the record most packaged bacon is 12oz now not 16. That's just shy of 7 pkgs. to keep it honest.
Also, what is the timeframe for consumption?
15 minutes should be enough time.
Quote from: trouble on December 30, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
15 minutes should be enough time.
Less than what I had hoped for but I'm still in. [thumbsup]
Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 01:00:22 PM
Less than what I had hoped for but I'm still in. [thumbsup]
After 15 mins
[puke]
[laugh]
Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
Anyone on the east coast who wants to do this I'm game! Located in upstate NY.
For the record most packaged bacon is 12oz now not 16. That's just shy of 7 pkgs. to keep it honest.
Also, what is the timeframe for consumption?
if it's a contest then make the 7th package just in case there is a tie breaker. ;D
Quote from: trouble on December 30, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
15 minutes should be enough time.
Half an hour! I must savor it.
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 30, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
Half an hour! I must savor it.
That's a perfect amount of time. 15 min would = [puke] for me. Plus we can savor the flavor like you mentioned. [thumbsup]
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 30, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
Half an hour! I must savor it.
Absolute minimum. It is a sin to gobble down bacon without enjoying it
Food of the gods [bow_down] [bacon]
I haven't been following this whole thread so:
What type of bacon will be eaten? [bacon] [clap]
I've been eating quite a bit of bacon lately (cheap and pricey), and I'll tell you, the cheap (very salty) bacon will make it even more difficult to eat at that quantity! [puke]
I am insisting on Oscar Mayer.
Quote from: bozcorob on December 30, 2008, 11:58:27 AM
Only married for about a month?
And his wife is already answering for him ;D ;D
JK [beer]
...so...
there's two more pages to read...
and nothing left to say. [thumbsup]
Quote from: DarkStaR on December 31, 2008, 11:42:38 AM
I haven't been following this whole thread so:
What type of bacon will be eaten? [bacon] [clap]
I've been eating quite a bit of bacon lately (cheap and pricey), and I'll tell you, the cheap (very salty) bacon will make it even more difficult to eat at that quantity! [puke]
Brand and type won't matter he'll [puke]
Quote from: somegirl on December 30, 2008, 11:53:31 AM
It's scheduled for February, he was waiting on trouble.
Tomorrow is the last day of February....
No, I am not going to let this go, you called a man out, are ya yeller?
Quote from: 13 on February 27, 2009, 11:07:52 AM
Tomorrow is the last day of February....
No, I am not going to let this go, you called a man out, are ya yeller?
Worse...
he defected to Canada. ;D
God I've been waiting and waiting for this and now my Friday is just empty.........
i call shenanigans!
15 minutes is more than enough time to eat 5 pounds of bacon. Eat it now, taste it later.
Isn't the total cooking loss of bacon between 50-65%, depending on how lean it is? You're losing nearly 2 pounds to cooking loss.
Quote from: ducpainter on February 27, 2009, 11:08:50 AM
Worse...
he defected to Canada. ;D
So 2.3 kg of back bacon...
Quote from: KnightofNi on February 27, 2009, 12:37:31 PM
i call shenanigans!
This is beyond simple shenanigans
(http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/Motivator/shenanigans.jpg)
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [drink] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [drink] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [drink] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [drink], not that hard. GET TO WORK!
The Bac-O-lympics have been postponed until West-Coast DIMBY which is April 25-26th. We're contact different bacon processors to try and get someone to 'sponsor' the Bac-O-lympics.
There will be three events:
The 2-minute 'pile it in'
The 30 minute 'how big is yer gut'
(and for the ladies)
The most seductive consumption of a single piece of bacon
There will be a video which will end up on YouTube those that can't attend...
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 27, 2009, 05:20:18 PM
The Bac-O-lympics have been postponed until West-Coast DIMBY which is April 25-26th. We're contact different bacon processors to try and get someone to 'sponsor' the Bac-O-lympics.
There will be three events:
The 2-minute 'pile it in'
The 30 minute 'how big is yer gut'
(and for the ladies)
The most seductive consumption of a single piece of bacon
There will be a video which will end up on YouTube those that can't attend...
Dood....
that could be better than bp' and lms' wedding.
What, no bikini bacon fat wrestling???
(Good thing I can't attend) ;D
Quote from: lauramonster on March 01, 2009, 07:05:05 AM
What, no bikini bacon fat wrestling???
(Good thing I can't attend) ;D
If you all decide to add this one, I might have to fly out there so I can compete in it. [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Rameses on March 01, 2009, 10:03:49 PM
If you all decide to add this one, I might have to fly out there so I can compete in it. [laugh] [laugh]
I was on-board with the idea...... until I had the mental picture of Rameses in a bikini wrestling in it. [puke]
LOL! :D
Quote from: lauramonster on March 01, 2009, 07:05:05 AM
What, no bikini bacon fat wrestling???
(Good thing I can't attend) ;D
ditto on that [laugh] eeeeew.
Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 02, 2009, 06:36:20 AM
I was on-board with the idea...... until I had the mental picture of Rameses in a bikini wrestling in it. [puke]
LOL! :D
it's ok, he'd be wrestling jobu anyways.