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Title: I took a big crap today
Post by: Charlief on January 30, 2009, 04:33:22 PM
for the first time at work. [clap]


Just thought I'd pass that along.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Fresh Pants on January 30, 2009, 04:38:52 PM
Settling in?
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Grampa on January 30, 2009, 04:40:43 PM
I would take it back..... the company might consider it theft.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: NAKID on January 30, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Is that taboo? I shit 2-3 times a day. Can't always do it at home...
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Sinister on January 30, 2009, 06:08:07 PM
Quote from: Charlief on January 30, 2009, 04:33:22 PM
for the first time at work. [clap]


Just thought I'd pass that along.

Good work, kid.  Getting to that first work shit is a critical part of employment. 

Keep us posted.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Charlief on January 30, 2009, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: Sinister on January 30, 2009, 06:08:07 PM
Good work, kid.  Getting to that first work shit is a critical part of employment. 

Keep us posted.

Been there almost a year! 
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: rgramjet on January 30, 2009, 06:33:03 PM
I had diarrhea up until 1/2 hour before a client presentation.  HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

Deal Closed btw.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Rev. Millertime on January 30, 2009, 07:26:43 PM

"I hate pooping in public places, but we all hate that" - Jimmy Pop, Bloodhound Gang
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Sinister on January 30, 2009, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: Charlief on January 30, 2009, 06:18:12 PM
Been there almost a year! 

Don't get down on yourself; we all develop professionally at different rates. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 30, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Can you develop a new fear in its place? Perhaps one of having an avatar of your nude self on a moto?


Seriously-just....ew.....
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: il d00d on January 30, 2009, 09:52:04 PM
 
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 30, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Can you develop a new fear in its place? Perhaps one of having an avatar of your nude self on a moto?

Seriously-just....ew.....

+1  Fear of exhibitionism

Congratulations on the shit, though.  I can't believe I ever got a chance to say that.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: DoubleEagle on January 30, 2009, 10:17:54 PM
I worked with a person who told me that she never took a crap at work and I worked with her for almost 20 years !

Oh by the way...thanks for sharing.

Here's one to go


[image link deleted]


Dolph         ;D


That was over the line.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: lauramonster on January 30, 2009, 10:24:28 PM
No! No! 
TMI!  TMI!

goddamn - this is too hard to type while drinking!!  Quit this make the beast with two backsing thread!!
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: The Architect on January 31, 2009, 04:40:55 AM
One of these posts has got to go.

I haven't had breakfast yet!  WHAT THE make the beast with two backs!
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Speedbag on January 31, 2009, 05:15:07 AM
Poopin' at work rules.  8)

It's the break you can't get yelled at for taking.  [thumbsup]

Plus, the TP is free.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 05:21:48 AM
yea, i think my employees save up till 7:05, right after they walk in the door and take their coat off.  Dicks.

Safeway makes you punch out!
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Mother on January 31, 2009, 05:27:42 AM
pro union stance, get paid to shit
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: ducatiz on January 31, 2009, 05:29:35 AM
at my old employer, the stalls had floor to ceiling marble walls, a small table and a magazine rack.  each stall had it's own exhaust fan.  they used Cottonelle, which blew my mind since there must have been 8000 ppl in my building alone.

ah, those were the days.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: ducatiz on January 31, 2009, 05:30:30 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 05:21:48 AM
yea, i think my employees save up till 7:05, right after they walk in the door and take their coat off.  Dicks.

Safeway makes you punch out!

put an egg timer in the stalls with a small plaque that says "poop timer.  exceed this time, see the boss"
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 05:43:57 AM
That magazine rack would gross me the hell out!

Egg timers not a bad idea.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: mitt on January 31, 2009, 07:19:30 AM
You can do what my work did.  Put the lights on motion detect w/ timers.  If you aren't done in about 5 minutes, you are sitting in the dark.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: lauramonster on January 31, 2009, 07:22:57 AM
 [laugh]   that's good!!!!!

doesn't hurt anyone, and yet gets them motivated to get done & back to work!!! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: ducpainter on January 31, 2009, 07:24:51 AM
Quote from: lauramonster on January 31, 2009, 07:22:57 AM
[laugh]   that's good!!!!!

doesn't hurt anyone, and yet gets them motivated to get done & back to work!!! [thumbsup]
...or just stay and take a nap.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 08:01:25 AM
I motivate them to take as little time as possible by simply not cleaning the bathroom!   [evil]
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: mitt on January 31, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 08:01:25 AM
I motivate them to take as little time as possible by simply not cleaning the bathroom!   [evil]

Aren't the employees supposed to do the cleaning instead of the boss?

mitt
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 08:06:08 AM
Quote from: mitt on January 31, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
Aren't the employees supposed to do the cleaning instead of the boss?

mitt

Good call, thats what I meant.  Its actually an experiment to see how nasty they will let it get without me saying anything.  Things will change if I get a female assistant Im sure.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: ducatiz on January 31, 2009, 10:45:53 AM
Quote from: mitt on January 31, 2009, 07:19:30 AM
You can do what my work did.  Put the lights on motion detect w/ timers.  If you aren't done in about 5 minutes, you are sitting in the dark.

THAT'S a great idea.

and maybe put a 30 second repeating tape of some annoying music to start as well.. like the Dukes of Hazzard..

only 30 seconds of it, over and over again.... in the dark... with your drawers down.... rofl

Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: lauramonster on January 31, 2009, 01:59:26 PM
or maybe the soundtrack to 'Deliverance' after 2 minutes.  That's not what they want to hear in the dark while their pants are down around their ankles!!!
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Gimpy on January 31, 2009, 02:22:38 PM
Sooo  I thought I would wander into No Moto content today and see what everyone was talking about. 

Lesson learned... Carry on.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: ducatiz on January 31, 2009, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: Gimpy on January 31, 2009, 02:22:38 PM
Sooo  I thought I would wander into No Moto content today and see what everyone was talking about. 

Lesson learned... Carry on.   [thumbsup]

same old, same old, right!
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: DoubleEagle on January 31, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
How about co-ed bathrooms at work. Would that speed things up so to speak ?      Dolph     :)
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: Gimpy on January 31, 2009, 02:22:38 PM
Sooo  I thought I would wander into No Moto content today and see what everyone was talking about. 

Lesson learned... Carry on.   [thumbsup]

You'll be finnnnne.... [roll]
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Gimpy on January 31, 2009, 07:41:04 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 07:34:13 PM
You'll be finnnnne.... [roll]

Yeah I know.  I was kidding.  At least now I know that truly anything goes.  Well except maybe that picture that ducpainter graciously removed.    [clap]
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: slowpoke13 on January 31, 2009, 07:58:34 PM
I've been dropping the deuce at work for over 10 years. Never had a problem. My favorite was when I was in DC. My shift would end around 6am (right as everyone was coming in) and I'd have a good one around 0530, right before going home.

I never understood why people hated to go at work. It's natural. Especially after lunch or something. And, can feel quite good.

But, I digress.
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: ducatiz on January 31, 2009, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on January 31, 2009, 07:58:34 PM
I've been dropping the deuce at work for over 10 years. Never had a problem. My favorite was when I was in DC. My shift would end around 6am (right as everyone was coming in) and I'd have a good one around 0530, right before going home.

I never understood why people hated to go at work. It's natural. Especially after lunch or something. And, can feel quite good.

But, I digress.

Oh.

You must be that guy in the office.

Every office has one of them.

Strut proudly to the john with a newspaper folded under your arm.

Leave the bathroom with a couple of sheets of TP stuck to your foot and the bathroom smells like New Jersey in the middle of summer.



Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Mother on February 01, 2009, 06:36:08 AM
my company does the motion sensors in the shitter thing. the solution is a roll of 2" tape hung in front of the sensor and some o2 supply tubing tied to the roll so you can keep the lights on
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: TiNi on February 01, 2009, 08:21:17 AM
one image comes to mind while reading this thread  [laugh]

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R3E46F5ML._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

edit: a smaller version.... the first one was too big  :-X
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: Oldfisti on February 01, 2009, 08:27:20 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 01, 2009, 08:21:17 AM
one image comes to mind while reading this thread  [laugh]

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R3E46F5ML._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

edit: a smaller version.... the first one was too big  :-X


http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=172 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=172)
Title: Re: I took a big crap today
Post by: NvrSummer on February 03, 2009, 07:47:43 AM
Quote from: Jacob T. Kirk on February 01, 2009, 06:36:08 AM
my company does the motion sensors in the shitter thing. the solution is a roll of 2" tape hung in front of the sensor and some o2 supply tubing tied to the roll so you can keep the lights on

Mine does too.  Man it sucks sitting in there and having the light trip off on you.  Even worse if someone walks in and catches you sitting in there with no lights on!