Woman injured in powertool sex toy encounter.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html (//http://)
" Maryland state police airlifted the 27 year old woman early Sunday after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade.
The man who called 911 admitted to attaching the sex toy to the saw, and then using the high powered, homemade device on his partner.
The saw blade cut through the plastic toy and injured the woman.
Her condition is unknown at this time."
I have no words.
honey...... plug me in on your way out
[laugh]
first person to say "black and dicker" gets punched
Quote from: bobspapa on March 10, 2009, 06:54:51 PM
first person to say "black and dicker" gets punched
Is it a bad thing that I'm fighting an impulse?
They did a whole special on HBO about this stuff... There was one that attached to a kitchen aid mixer and they all had witty names.
Ahhh..the sites you see in the ER and the Radiology dept. [laugh]
maybe it was a....
BLACK AND DICKER!!!
;D ;D
Nothing beats a Sybian!
Just saying............ [cheeky]
Quote from: Bun-bun on March 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM
" Maryland state police airlifted the 27 year old woman..."
Her condition is unknown at this time."
Probably pretty bad if she was AIRLIFTED!
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 07:16:55 PM
Ahhh..the sites you see in the ER and the Radiology dept. [laugh]
It's a good thing you're a speech pathologist, not a grammar teacher!
It's
sights BTW...
Hmm... Wonder what position? In standard you would basically be doing a very deep episiotomy which would likely tear into the rectum. But in woof woof position you would cut through the pubis symphisis.
Guess it really does not matter either way, OUCH!!!!
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
Probably pretty bad if she was AIRLIFTED!
It's a good thing you're a speech pathologist, not a grammar teacher!
It's sights BTW...
Hey d*ckhead.. ;D I think you meant
spelling..not grammar, right?!
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html (http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html)
Actually, part of the job in the schools was teaching grammar..
NAKED! :-*
I guess it also depends on how deep. Could have cut into the uterus through the cervix. Considering how vascular it is, that could be life threatening...
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 07:38:55 PM
Hey d*ckhead.. ;D I think you meant spelling..not grammar, right?!
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html (http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html)
Actually, part of the job in the schools was teaching grammar..
NAKED! :-*
The SPELLING was correct. The manner in which you used the word was wrong, hence grammar nimrod...
I used to play Golf with several Doctors.
One day I was playing Golf with a General Surgeon in our group. He told me that he got a call to the ER one day and there was a guy who he remembered from a previous incident.
This guy had a Potato stuck up his ass.
The Surgeon asked how it got there and the guy said he slipped and landed on it !
Same reason he used before a few years earlier the Surgeon told me. ??? [puke] Dolph
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
I guess it also depends on how deep. Could have cut into the uterus through the cervix. Considering how vascular it is, that could be life threatening...
The SPELLING was correct. The manner in which you used the word was wrong, hence grammar nimrod...
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 07:38:55 PM
Hey d*ckhead.. ;D I think you meant spelling..not grammar, right?!
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html (http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html)
Actually, part of the job in the schools was teaching grammar..
NAKED! :-*
If you two want to make out...
get a make the beast with two backsing room. ;)
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
I guess it also depends on how deep. Could have cut into the uterus through the cervix. Considering how vascular it is, that could be life threatening...
The SPELLING was correct. The manner in which you used the word was wrong, hence grammar nimrod...
I'll, worry about my 'spelling and grammer on a friggen website when you speel your name rhgit.
;D
If we're going to talk about foreign objects being inserted into the body..
I used to work at a few hospitals in Tucson. One of them received all the inmates from the county lockup. One guy would insert anything he could into himself to get out of jail for the day. I've seen x-rays of nails in the urethra, razors in the anus and (unfortunately) things way more disturbing than that! :-[ :-X :'( [puke]
Dammit DP..I knew a comment was coming.
Please don't get his hopes up!
"The saw blade cut through the plastic toy"
I just had a very graphic visual.... OUCH. Talk about Darwinism... too bad his parts are still functioning.
Quote from: ducpainter on March 10, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
If you two want to make out...
get a make the beast with two backsing room. ;)
Just trying to make sure that the guy teaching the FUTURE of our nation is doing it right! ;D
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:57:45 PM
Just trying to make sure that the guy teaching the FUTURE of our nation is doing it right! ;D
Actually, I'm now working with the ones who f*cked it up!
[laugh]
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 08:00:03 PM
Actually, I'm now working with the ones who f*cked it up!
[laugh]
They wouldn't listen....
Quote from: ducpainter on March 10, 2009, 08:00:55 PM
They wouldn't listen....
Geriatrics.
Dementia and aphasia aren't anything to laugh at but d*mn..
of few of these people crack me up with the things they say!! [laugh]
Anyway..
I thought we were talking about nasty gashes?!
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
Geriatrics.
Dementia and aphasia aren't anything to laugh at but d*mn..
of few of these people crack me up with the things they say!! [laugh]
Anyway..
I thought we were talking about nasty gashes?!
You crack me up...
does that mean you're whacked? ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on March 10, 2009, 08:10:15 PM
You crack me up...
does that mean you're whacked? ;D
I sure I may have suffered a TBI here or there when we used to smash lunch boxes on our heads as kids to see who could make the biggest dent. [bang]
[cheeky]
and now..back to vertical smiles and power tools!
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
I thought we were talking about nasty gashes?!
[laugh] [laugh]
I've heard it called a "hatchet wound," but damn!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/Randomrage/rollbarf.bmp)
Quote from: DoubleEagle on March 10, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
I used to play Golf with several Doctors.
One day I was playing Golf with a General Surgeon in our group. He told me that he got a call to the ER one day and there was a guy who he remembered from a previous incident.
This guy had a Potato stuck up his ass.
The Surgeon asked how it got there and the guy said he slipped and landed on it !
Same reason he used before a few years earlier the Surgeon told me. ??? [puke] Dolph
I used to work ER. They always just happened to slip when naked. We've had people come in with granny smith apples, perfume bottles, round hairbrushes (the handle broke off), random metal pieces, a garden hose, stolen credit cards... My favorite was the couple who were parking in a corn field and decided to use transmission fluid as lube. They weren't too comfortable. [laugh]
Quote from: DY on March 10, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
"The saw blade cut through the plastic toy"
Are you supposed to leave the blade on?
no
I smell an opportunity here for a machinist/craftsman.
this reminds me of that scene from seven...i want to vomit
Naked gun 2 and 1/2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfxY8s_Ex7E#normal)
Quote from: Bun-bun on March 11, 2009, 06:15:52 AM
I smell an opportunity here for a machinist/craftsman.
do you really think this guy came up with the idea himself?
this has already been done.
seriosuly though, what kind of dumbass keeps a sharpened saw blade on somethign they will be sticking into their partners hoohoo?
When did Tool Time move to the Spice Channel?
Quote from: bobspapa on March 10, 2009, 06:54:51 PM
first person to say "black and dicker" gets punched
You're right, it should be
Black & PeckerJM
1 guy 1 cup (jar)
1 guy, and about a dozen 2 gallon freezer bags?
[puke]
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-make the beast with two backssall-make the beast with two backsing-kit_693.html (http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backssall-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backsing-kit_693.html)
[laugh]
;D
As if it needed a warning, that link is NOT work safe...
Quote from: Vindingo on March 11, 2009, 09:18:25 AM
1 guy 1 cup (jar)
You sick bastard! [evil] I'm convinced that it's a fake though it's prolly happened to someone... [puke]
Quote from: Mother on March 11, 2009, 06:17:21 AM
this reminds me of that scene from seven...i want to vomit
What's in the box?!
if she asks you to use one RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Reminds me of the cartoon clip from The Animaniacs cartoon, good idea bad idea.
Good Idea= Using a sawall to cut out a closet in the bedroom.
Bad Idea= Using a sawall to cut your s/o in the bedroom.
Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on March 12, 2009, 10:22:51 AM
Reminds me of the cartoon clip from The Animaniacs cartoon, good idea bad idea.
Good Idea= Using a sawall to cut out a closet in the bedroom.
Bad Idea= Using a sawall to cut your s/o in the bedroom.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I remember those clips.
Good idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
Bad idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.
Quote from: DoubleEagle on March 10, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
This guy had a Potato stuck up his ass.
The Surgeon asked how it got there and the guy said he slipped and landed on it !
very common.
the other 'excuse' is two guys broke in and assaulted victim with said inanimate object.
(and this isnt -personal- experience....wife works in O.R.)
Quote from: JEFF_H on March 12, 2009, 04:53:56 PM
very common.
the other 'excuse' is two guys broke in and assaulted victim with said inanimate object.
(and this isnt -personal- experience....wife works in O.R.)
So does that save you a trip? [cheeky]
Quote from: TAftonomos on March 11, 2009, 07:27:53 PM
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-make the beast with two backssall-make the beast with two backsing-kit_693.html (http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backssall-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backsing-kit_693.html)
I can't believe they use a cheap ass harbor freight sawzall
Quote from: Vindingo on March 12, 2009, 09:46:07 PM
I can't believe they use a cheap ass harbor freight sawzall
You
know those bearings aren't going to last.
Actually, what I find funny is the price breakdown.
# Chicago Power Receipt Saw ($50 value):
4.5 powerful amps.
6 variable speed settings.
1 inch full make the beast with two backs stroke.
# The Vac-U-Lock 8 inch dong ($10 value)
# The make the beast with two backsSall Adapter ($127 value):
The make the beast with two backsSall adapter is electro polished and has a very smooth surface. You can penetrate with it alone if you like it raw or with any vac-u-lock attachment. The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide.
# A $187 value!
Just thinking about this makes me wanna [puke] I'm all for sex toys but I've never wanted to get off THAT bad!!!
I hope they were both high or drunk or something other than just plain stupid!
Quote from: Obsessed? on March 13, 2009, 03:41:15 AM
You know those bearings aren't going to last.
Actually, what I find funny is the price breakdown.
# Chicago Power Receipt Saw ($50 value):
4.5 powerful amps.
6 variable speed settings.
1 inch full make the beast with two backs stroke.
# The Vac-U-Lock 8 inch dong ($10 value)
# The make the beast with two backsSall Adapter ($127 value):
The make the beast with two backsSall adapter is electro polished and has a very smooth surface. You can penetrate with it alone if you like it raw or with any vac-u-lock attachment. The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide.
# A $187 value!
The comments are hilarious.
The one that says that she fights with her BF over who gets to use it first is priceless.
Also, some of the attachments are just downright wrong. Seriously? a double header? That shit's just wrong.
That's hot.
Nothing new :-\
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episiotomy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episiotomy)
Quote from: DaniD on March 13, 2009, 07:46:56 AM
I'm all for sex toys but I've never wanted to get off THAT bad!!!
TTIWWOP
Quote from: El Matador on March 15, 2009, 03:42:54 PM
this thread is worthless without pics
ugh....I must be slipping. Either that or the added age is increasing my intolerance to Internet shortcuts.
Quote from: superjohn on March 15, 2009, 03:44:57 PM
ugh....I must be slipping. Either that or the added age is increasing my intolerance to Internet shortcuts.
www.acronymfinder.com (http://www.acronymfinder.com) keep this link handy. ;)
Quote from: wark on March 15, 2009, 03:38:11 PM
How bad do you want to [puke]?
[laugh]
Are you suggesting that we would become violently ill if shown pics of Dani?
Shame on you! ;D
Quote from: Bun-bun on March 15, 2009, 08:15:45 PM
Are you suggesting that we would become violently ill if shown pics of Dani?
Shame on you! ;D
Don't make me have to go through the ridiculously long process that is posting pictures on here!!! :)
Sidenote: I was not referring to pictures of my vag.
Quote from: DaniD on March 16, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
Don't make me have to go through the ridiculously long process that is posting pictures on here!!! :)
Sidenote: I was not referring to pictures of my vag.
I will wreck a fellow member if I have to. >:( Just say the word and it shall be done. [thumbsup]
Quote from: El Matador on March 15, 2009, 03:42:54 PM
this thread is worthless without pics
Hey now, thats my sister! ;D
;D ;D ;D I love my big brother!!!