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Title: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 01, 2009, 09:38:54 PM
Around 9:30pm I arrive at a place in china town to grab a quick bite to eat. I park my bike away from all the garbage that the restaurants are putting out for their private garbage collectors to take away.

I walk inside and order my food, and sit down with my gf. About 30 minutes later a young fellow comes up to me and goes, is that your Ducati?

I said yea, is it still there okay? You dont look to happy...

"Its covered in garbage juice."

I go out there. ITs worst than garbage juice. Its the sewage that resturants remove from their drains. about 30 gallons of lard, rice, chicken, pig, duck, beef, oil and whatever shit that gets cleaned of dishes, blended nicely in a brown shitstain. all over my bike, tires, gauges, front tire, tank, rotors, chain, udder. the whole nine yards. The guy even got some on the car that i was next to. for the most part, it was all over the floor and on my tires

I dont know what terrible thing i did to anyone lately as ive been pretty much staying away from civilization. But karma got me today. I had to push my bike out of the puddle of sewage. But i couldnt because my feet wouldnt grip onto the pavement. after struggling to get some traction i managed to creep my bike out of the mess onto the sidewalk, and the resturant owner was nice enough to give me several buckets of water, some soap and a roll of bounty. I had to scrub the fat off my wheels and udder. And then burn the fat off my rotors. When i applied the brakes they would steam up and the whole bike would smell like disgusting shit. I took a good 1 mile ride just to make sure the bike woudlnt slip and have me and my gf on the pavement.

I got home at midnight and spent the last hour and a half taking apart my rotors to be cleaned. and i think im going to have to change all my brake pads since they are contaminated with sewage grease.

So yea, this is why people pregnant dog about how make the beast with two backsing retarded this city is. because only in THIS city, will someone drag a garbage bag full of liquid shit 20 feet and rip it open ontop of your bike.


My bike STILL smells like this shit even though i just dumped detergent on it and scrubbed and hosed it down for an hour and a half.

New York City, make the beast with two backs YOU. And god help me if i ever find out who did this shit. I will make the beast with two backsing rip your nut sack out and skull make the beast with two backs you with a frozen piece of human feces.

bad make the beast with two backsing day
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: El Matador on September 01, 2009, 09:50:15 PM
(http://www.wanttoteach.com/newsite/austin-texas.jpg)

Voted one of the friendliest places in the country
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 01, 2009, 10:04:36 PM
that shit looks like the city from the opening to Married with Children.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: El Matador on September 01, 2009, 10:13:49 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 01, 2009, 10:04:36 PM
that shit looks like the city from the opening to Married with Children.

It also looks like the place that has some of the hottest girls in the country. Austin, Tx. You have a place to stay there. Don't forget it.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: somegirl on September 01, 2009, 10:35:30 PM
Sorry, that sucks. :(
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Super T.I.B on September 01, 2009, 11:06:22 PM
I have never heard anything like that! I can't put into words how I would feel if that happened to me. Not good He Man. Sounds like a grease trap truck just sucked up a trap and didn't have any valves closed and roared off up the street diarroehring all over the place.  >:(

Get the steam cleaner out & water jet blast that shit to kingdom come.


Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 02, 2009, 04:16:17 AM
Quote from: El Matador on September 01, 2009, 10:13:49 PM
It also looks like the place that has some of the hottest girls in the country. Austin, Tx. You have a place to stay there. Don't forget it.


Are you in Austin now Jesus?  And yes He Man GET OUT NOW!!!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Dannyboy on September 02, 2009, 04:25:06 AM
Quote from: El Matador on September 01, 2009, 10:13:49 PM
It also looks like the place that has some of the hottest girls in the country. Austin, Tx.
Amen, to that.  I make the beast with two backsing miss Austin.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 04:29:14 AM
He Man...  I feel your pain.

I never had chinatown garbage (omfg) dumped on my bike.  But living there 20+ years really turned me on to the whole definition of "lowlifes."

No, not everyone.  I know plenty of people in NYC who will give their left nut for you if you're good for them.  Two of them are on this board occasionally (and know who they are) but being in an overcrowded place messes with a person's mind.

A friend (who shall remain nameless unless he wants to speak up) had parked his bike in front of his building and looked out to see someone trashing it -- i mean pushed it over and some other stuff.  Not his ex wife, but just some random people.   What happened after is another story, but point is, stuff happens like this in NYC that doesn't happen many other places. 

I feel your pain.

...and that's a big part of why I left the whole area.  Even if you moved out to the island or jersey, you are still surrounded by the wannabes.   

Go west, young man.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: KnightofNi on September 02, 2009, 05:59:18 AM
first off...you parked in chinatown?  :o

that's brave in itself.


second, that city is full of dickwads. the only reason i am amazed at things people do to each other and complete strangers is because i moved out of that city.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 07:28:36 AM
That is just horrible I have had my share in this city too.  When I go to the city on the bike I park in a garage for reasons like this.  There are too many inconsiderate asses in the city and some areas like Chinatown have a larger concentration of them.  Let me know if I can help.

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: causeofkaos on September 02, 2009, 07:51:56 AM
that is seriously messed up.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Send in the pigeons!

(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/smallpigeongun.jpg)
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cokey on September 02, 2009, 10:02:35 AM
Just one of the many reasons I am moving..   coincidentaly we'll be moving to Austin..
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 02, 2009, 11:19:58 AM
 [roll] Just spent another hour degreasing my swingarm. The udder needs to be taken off and grinded with a orbital sander to get the fat out of the pores. and i have to take apart my gauges to get the fat juice out of there too.

This shit is seriously the worst thing that has ever happened to my stuff.

Pakhan, do you have a time traveling device so i can watch the dude do it and stab him in the eye with a frozen  hotdog?

[bang]
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Wish I did.  I do have a friend in Qns that has a detailing shop and a friend in Bklyn with a pick up and tie downs.  Maybe we can work something out.  Goodluck
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: MikeZ on September 02, 2009, 12:22:14 PM
Not sure how concerned you are about your rates going up but have you thought about calling your insurance agent and file a claim?
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:20:23 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 01, 2009, 09:38:54 PM
Around 9:30pm I arrive at a place in china town to grab a quick bite to eat. I park my bike away from all the garbage that the restaurants are putting out for their private garbage collectors to take away.

I walk inside and order my food, and sit down with my gf. About 30 minutes later a young fellow comes up to me and goes, is that your Ducati?

I said yea, is it still there okay? You dont look to happy...

"Its covered in garbage juice."

I go out there. ITs worst than garbage juice. Its the sewage that resturants remove from their drains. about 30 gallons of lard, rice, chicken, pig, duck, beef, oil and whatever shit that gets cleaned of dishes, blended nicely in a brown shitstain. all over my bike, tires, gauges, front tire, tank, rotors, chain, udder. the whole nine yards. The guy even got some on the car that i was next to. for the most part, it was all over the floor and on my tires

I dont know what terrible thing i did to anyone lately as ive been pretty much staying away from civilization. But karma got me today. I had to push my bike out of the puddle of sewage. But i couldnt because my feet wouldnt grip onto the pavement. after struggling to get some traction i managed to creep my bike out of the mess onto the sidewalk, and the resturant owner was nice enough to give me several buckets of water, some soap and a roll of bounty. I had to scrub the fat off my wheels and udder. And then burn the fat off my rotors. When i applied the brakes they would steam up and the whole bike would smell like disgusting shit. I took a good 1 mile ride just to make sure the bike woudlnt slip and have me and my gf on the pavement.

I got home at midnight and spent the last hour and a half taking apart my rotors to be cleaned. and i think im going to have to change all my brake pads since they are contaminated with sewage grease.

So yea, this is why people pregnant dog about how make the beast with two backsing retarded this city is. because only in THIS city, will someone drag a garbage bag full of liquid shit 20 feet and rip it open ontop of your bike.


My bike STILL smells like this shit even though i just dumped detergent on it and scrubbed and hosed it down for an hour and a half.

New York City, make the beast with two backs YOU. And god help me if i ever find out who did this shit. I will make the beast with two backsing rip your nut sack out and skull make the beast with two backs you with a frozen piece of human feces.

bad make the beast with two backsing day
I'm assuming your bike was parked in a legal space...

and not next to a make the beast with two backsing dumpster. ;)
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:20:23 PM
I'm assuming your bike was parked in a legal space...

and not next to a make the beast with two backsing dumpster. ;)

You don't find dumpsters on the street in Manhattan. 

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
You don't find dumpsters on the street in Manhattan. 


exactly my point.

I was there not that long ago and saw no grease or drain sludge being discarded anywhere I'd park a vehicle.

Whatever.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
Find out if any of the stores nearby have cameras, maybe you can get video and the name of the carting companies for local businesses.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:33:44 PM
exactly my point.

I was there not that long ago and saw no grease or drain sludge being discarded anywhere I'd park a vehicle.

Whatever.

good point, but part of the problem is if you don't know the street, you don't know where ppl pile up their trash -- everyone just puts it on the street.  i've parked at a pristine spot at night only to come back the next day and there is a 9 ft tall mountain of trashbags next to my car -- i have to get in from the passenger side.

there aren't designated "trash spots".  if you don't know the street, you can get screwed.

that being said, it looks like someone did this on purpose to the guy's bike.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:46:53 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
good point, but part of the problem is if you don't know the street, you don't know where ppl pile up their trash -- everyone just puts it on the street.  i've parked at a pristine spot at night only to come back the next day and there is a 9 ft tall mountain of trashbags next to my car -- i have to get in from the passenger side.

there aren't designated "trash spots".  if you don't know the street, you can get screwed.

that being said, it looks like someone did this on purpose to the guy's bike.
All excellent reasons to live here. ;D
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:46:53 PM
All excellent reasons to live here. ;D

some people don't like shitting in an outhouse.   [wine]
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
some people don't like shitting in an outhouse.   [wine]
You need to keep more current...

not only do we have indoor plumbing.

We even have electricity now. ;)
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
You need to keep more current...

not only do we have indoor plumbing.

We even have electricity now. ;)

indoor plumbing?  well, sheeeeyit

whatcha do with that electricititty anyway? 
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 06:23:38 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
indoor plumbing?  well, sheeeeyit

whatcha do with that electricititty anyway? 
I talk to lawyers in DC on the net. ;D

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 02, 2009, 07:26:33 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 02, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
 [laugh] electricity. You guys are funny.  What do you guys have a power plant or something? only big cities have that.  ;D


In all seriousness though. I dont have full coverage. Ive gotten most of the smell out, but its stuck somewhere between my seat and the frame. and its still on my udder. so drastic measure needs to be taken. I dont think theres security cameras in this part of chinatown. DIdnt see any there.

For the record, i was not parked next to a dumpster or a pile of garbage. However i was parked next to a taxi that had a pile of garbage about 5 feet in front of it.

That pile of garbage ended up being dragged past the taxi onto my bike and then the dude rung around and threw it ontop of my gauge/triple area. theres sewage marks from when it ripped on my passenger pegs, on the pavement, onto my guages and then the sewage just ends. THe truck left a few bags stuffed underneath the taxi cab too.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: KnightofNi on September 03, 2009, 06:44:34 AM
dude, chinatown is one of the dirtiest places i have even been to.
at least the one in manhattan. flushing was actually rather clean.


i wouldn't park anything in that part of town. it's pretty much guaranteed to have something happen to it.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: trenner on September 03, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
That's truly horrible.  I'd rather crash and rebuild my beloved Duc, than try to get Chinatown garbage stink and grease out of the gauges.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 03, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
Quote from: trenner on September 03, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
That's truly horrible.  I'd rather crash and rebuild my beloved Duc, than try to get Chinatown garbage stink and grease out of the gauges.

best time to experience this is in july/august when the sun is out, the temp is about 85-90 and the fish markets and restaurants have put trash out.

nothing yummier than rotting cuttlefish and pig entrails!

DEEEEEE LISH!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
I experienced that in Chinatown on my first and only trip there.


Chinatown was the most disgusting, vile place I have ever visited.


I still gag when I think about the stench.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 03, 2009, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
I experienced that in Chinatown on my first and only trip there.


Chinatown was the most disgusting, vile place I have ever visited.


I still gag when I think about the stench.

oh, the things you do to get your fake Gucci purses...
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 03, 2009, 11:33:46 AM
oh, the things you do to get your fake Gucci purses...

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Pass.


walked through chinatown for the one time experience on our way to what was left of Little Italy  [roll]
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 03, 2009, 12:37:31 PM
They have no idea how to keep anything clean there. The juices build up and they dont even bother to wash it off. That area is make the beast with two backsing filthy.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 12:41:29 PM
I remember walking by some sort of fish market and they were throwing whatever they could into the storm drain area


produce, fish parts, shrimp, bones, etc.


It was make the beast with two backsing disgusting.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Pakhan on September 03, 2009, 12:49:30 PM
I used to like china town as a kid, but I avoid that place at all costs.  The only time I come close is going to center street for small claims, L&T, or getting in trouble.

Why would you go there in the first place?  Even the restaurants that used to be great aren't so great anymore and you can get better quality elsewhere.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 12:50:28 PM
don't people go there to buy knock off shit?
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 03, 2009, 12:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pakhan on September 03, 2009, 12:49:30 PM
Why would you go there in the first place?  Even the restaurants that used to be great aren't so great anymore and you can get better quality elsewhere.

Theres still some good spots. But for the most part i go to 8th ave in brooklyn.

However, no matter where you go. Chinatowns are generally very very smelly places because of seafood. Just a few fish can over power the smell of sun rotted beef!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: MendoDave on September 05, 2009, 02:42:01 PM
Well at least it wasn't torched (http://www.ktvu.com/news/20270181/detail.html)


Or at least they didn't saw off your sparkplugs (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html).
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 05, 2009, 08:42:06 PM
i have 4 plugs, it would of been better if a crack head stole 2 of them, my bike would still start. lol
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: zzilla on September 06, 2009, 12:16:15 AM
Quote from: El Matador on September 01, 2009, 09:50:15 PM
(http://www.wanttoteach.com/newsite/austin-texas.jpg)

Voted one of the friendliest places in the country

Man, I miss my home town.....GO Horns!!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: IZ on September 06, 2009, 04:16:37 AM
He Man..that is seriously f'ed up?!   >:(

Look into a place like Austin!! Very friendly city!  I just left there a few weeks ago and really missing it!  I'm noticing how much friendlier of a place it was now that I am back here in Phoenix.

Agree with Matador..some beautiful women there but not nearly as many though that there are here in the valley!!   [evil]

Quote from: El Matador on September 01, 2009, 09:50:15 PM
(http://www.wanttoteach.com/newsite/austin-texas.jpg)

Voted one of the friendliest places in the country



Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Vindingo on September 06, 2009, 07:55:58 AM
I just moved back east (dirty jerz) from San Francisco, and I think it may have been one of the worst decisions I have made.  As soon as I got into the state I was tailgated for about 6 miles until I pulled into my driveway.  People are assholes, shitty drivers and it is humid here.  Yes the pizza is better, but pretty much everything else sucks. 

like ducatiz said - move west!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 06, 2009, 08:05:55 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on September 06, 2009, 07:55:58 AM
I just moved back east (dirty jerz) from San Francisco, and I think it may have been one of the worst decisions I have made.  As soon as I got into the state I was tailgated for about 6 miles until I pulled into my driveway.  People are assholes, shitty drivers and it is humid here.  Yes the pizza is better, but pretty much everything else sucks. 

like ducatiz said - move west!

west = west of the potomac.  pretty much everything east of the potomac is going to be a pregnant dog, although DC has free street parking for bikes...
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: mookieo2 on September 07, 2009, 08:37:19 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on September 06, 2009, 07:55:58 AM
I just moved back east (dirty jerz) from San Francisco, and I think it may have been one of the worst decisions I have made.  As soon as I got into the state I was tailgated for about 6 miles until I pulled into my driveway.  People are assholes, shitty drivers and it is humid here.  Yes the pizza is better, but pretty much everything else sucks. 

like ducatiz said - move west!

You`re supposed to slam on the brakes REAL hard when they do that.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 09:16:35 AM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 07, 2009, 08:37:19 AM
You`re supposed to slam on the brakes REAL hard when they do that.

probably not a good idea on a bike......

i'm "just sayin' "
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 07, 2009, 09:21:41 AM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 07, 2009, 08:37:19 AM
You`re supposed to slam on the brakes REAL hard when they do that.

brake checking is about the biggest dick move you can do.


tapping your brake to activate the light is fine, but when you actually do a full on brake check.......you are cruisin' for a bruisin'
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: angler on September 07, 2009, 10:06:06 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 07, 2009, 09:21:41 AM
brake checking is about the biggest dick move you can do.


tapping your brake to activate the light is fine, but when you actually do a full on brake check.......you are cruisin' for a bruisin'

I used to do that, now I just take my foot of the gas and coast until I'm stopped.  If they want to get out of their car, I'm more than happy to meet them with the softball bat and my 6'4" 275# frame.  I don't have many problems......

I agree move west. I'm from the west but have been in DC for 10 years.  Planning my exit strategy now.....
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 10:29:03 AM
Quote from: angler on September 07, 2009, 10:06:06 AM
I used to do that, now I just take my foot of the gas and coast until I'm stopped.  If they want to get out of their car, I'm more than happy to meet them with the softball bat and my 6'4" 275# frame.  I don't have many problems......

shit, if you look like that, you can get out of the car with a pencil and scare most folks
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: mookieo2 on September 07, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 09:16:35 AM
probably not a good idea on a bike......

i'm "just sayin' "

I thought he was in his car for some reason, I didn`t think about the bike.

Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 07, 2009, 09:21:41 AM
brake checking is about the biggest dick move you can do.


tapping your brake to activate the light is fine, but when you actually do a full on brake check.......you are cruisin' for a bruisin'

So is tailgating.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: hbliam on September 07, 2009, 12:53:27 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 10:29:03 AM
shit, if you look like that, you can get out of the car with a pencil and scare most folks

'cept the people that have a gun and are now legally justified in using it. If you block their car/truck in and come at them with a bat you are going to end up with extra holes in your head.....better to just move out of the way and let them move on.

He did say he would stay in the car until they got out (OK thinking), might as well just move out of the way and quit blocking traffic (better thinking).
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 07, 2009, 12:55:54 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 07, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
So is tailgating.

Not sure where you live, but on the highways in Ohio you have so many left lane drivers.

It isn't hard or uncommon to come up on someone and to ride them forcing them to get over.


Sure you could lane change and pass, but that often yields getting blocked in my a truck
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: angler on September 07, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
Quote from: hbliam on September 07, 2009, 12:53:27 PM
'cept the people that have a gun and are now legally justified in using it. If you block their car/truck in and come at them with a bat you are going to end up with extra holes in your head.....better to just move out of the way and let them move on.

He did say he would stay in the car until they got out (OK thinking), might as well just move out of the way and quit blocking traffic (better thinking).

Don't bring a knife (bat) to a gunfight! 

Perhaps I was engaging in a bit of posturing - I have never blocked traffic.  Usually people just pass with a single finger salute.  Fine with me - I don't want someone like that behind me. 

Can't carry legally in MD in the vehicle, so I don't.  The only way to get concealed carry in MD is to prove you own a business that requires you to move lots of cash around.  I don't qualify.   I've only had to get out once 'cause some crazy dude was following me and I didn't want him to find my house.  I stopped.  He stopped.  I got out without a weapon and he couldn't get out of there fast enough. 
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: hbliam on September 07, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
Quote from: angler on September 07, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
Don't bring a knife (bat) to a gunfight! 

Exactly.

QuotePerhaps I was engaging in a bit of posturing - I have never blocked traffic.  Usually people just pass with a single finger salute.  Fine with me - I don't want someone like that behind me. 
Can't carry legally in MD in the vehicle, so I don't.  The only way to get concealed carry in MD is to prove you own a business that requires you to move lots of cash around.  I don't qualify.   I've only had to get out once 'cause some crazy dude was following me and I didn't want him to find my house.  I stopped.  He stopped.  I got out without a weapon and he couldn't get out of there fast enough. 

Legality is not the issue. Criminals don't follow laws. Everyone would be surprised how many guns are in cars.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: junior varsity on September 07, 2009, 01:56:23 PM
northside of dallas seems nice, so far.

you might really appreciate nashville as well.

time to get the hell out of where you are.

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Statler on September 07, 2009, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: angler on September 07, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
  The only way to get concealed carry in MD is to prove you own a business that requires you to move lots of cash around.  


I have no dog in this fight (hahahah)...but this isn't quite right.   It's granted for good cause.   Lots of reasons besides cash business...that's just the most common example.

carry on (hahahhaha...get it...carry.......I crack me up)
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: somegirl on September 07, 2009, 05:31:02 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 09:16:35 AM
probably not a good idea on a bike......

i'm "just sayin' "

Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 07, 2009, 09:21:41 AMtapping your brake to activate the light is fine, but when you actually do a full on brake check.......you are cruisin' for a bruisin'

Recently a motorcyclist in California apparently brake checked an RV.  Yup, he got run over.

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/aug/12/details-emerge-in-fatal-collision/ (http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/aug/12/details-emerge-in-fatal-collision/)
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 05:34:01 PM
Quote from: somegirl on September 07, 2009, 05:31:02 PM
Recently a motorcyclist in California apparently brake checked an RV.  Yup, he got run over.

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/aug/12/details-emerge-in-fatal-collision/ (http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/aug/12/details-emerge-in-fatal-collision/)

68 yo guy driving an RV?

it could have been anything.  i've seen some 65+ yo guys who could eat nails and ride with the best of them, but most guys that age are just waiting for God.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: Desmostro on September 07, 2009, 06:05:03 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on September 06, 2009, 07:55:58 AM
I just moved back east (dirty jerz) from San Francisco, and I think it may have been one of the worst decisions I have made.  As soon as I got into the state I was tailgated for about 6 miles until I pulled into my driveway.  People are assholes, shitty drivers and it is humid here.  Yes the pizza is better, but pretty much everything else sucks. 

like ducatiz said - move west!

Ah mang, we miss you already. Keep us posted  [moto]

Or Go south.

I just went to NYC and left with swine flu. It was an exciting time, saw some friends, cool stuff everywhere. And I pretty much wanted to bath in Purell every 15 minutes or each subway ride. Should have. Sick as a dog 4 days.

From there I went to N. Carolina. OMG for a place so near, it couldn't be further away. Genuinely engaging people, eagerly polite, social, look you in the eye kind of people. Sure there were some frightening rebel flag waving types, but they seemed few and a banal element. Lots of bikes out near the beach and people seemed respectful of their space.

I want to go find Nickey in Kentucky one of these days. I'm a bit intrigued with the whole thing.  ;D



Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: il d00d on September 07, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Quote from: somegirl on September 07, 2009, 05:31:02 PM
Recently a motorcyclist in California apparently brake checked an RV.  Yup, he got run over.
Tragic from any angle, but as far as I am concerned, this guy died of extremely poor judgment...

And, on the subject of poor judgment (theirs not yours), sorry to hear about your bike, He Man - I hope it has been degreased and is fully operational. 
On the first reading, it sounded like it may have been accidental?  Like a dumpster full of juices got emptied, and leaked over the top of your bike?
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 07:19:48 PM
Quote from: il d00d on September 07, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Tragic from any angle, but as far as I am concerned, this guy died of extremely poor judgment...

And, on the subject of poor judgment (theirs not yours), sorry to hear about your bike, He Man - I hope it has been degreased and is fully operational. 
On the first reading, it sounded like it may have been accidental?  Like a dumpster full of juices got emptied, and leaked over the top of your bike?


there are no dumpsters on the streets of Manhattan!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: angler on September 08, 2009, 05:57:42 AM
Quote from: Statler on September 07, 2009, 03:05:51 PM

I have no dog in this fight (hahahah)...but this isn't quite right.   It's granted for good cause.   Lots of reasons besides cash business...that's just the most common example.

carry on (hahahhaha...get it...carry.......I crack me up)

Right - like you have been assaulted before.  From what I understand it is virtually impossible, but if you know otherwise, I'm all ears.......

Quote from: hbliam on September 07, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
Exactly.

Legality is not the issue. Criminals don't follow laws. Everyone would be surprised how many guns are in cars.

My point was I try to be legal.  I know all the dirtballs are already carrying......

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: He Man on September 08, 2009, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 07, 2009, 07:19:48 PM

there are no dumpsters on the streets of Manhattan!

Yea there are, its about 15 feet wide and generally accepted to be 300' feet long and commonly refered to as the "sidewalk"

It was no accident.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 08, 2009, 01:27:06 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 08, 2009, 12:50:11 PM
Yea there are, its about 15 feet wide and generally accepted to be 300' feet long and commonly refered to as the "sidewalk"

i thought that was the public toilet!
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: KnightofNi on September 08, 2009, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 08, 2009, 01:27:06 PM
i thought that was the public toilet!

no no...those are just around the edge by the buildings.

they look very similar and are always connected, but the there is a difference.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: gojira on September 09, 2009, 06:50:37 AM

This really sucks!  >:( Best wishes in getting the bike cleaned up.

Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
good point, but part of the problem is if you don't know the street, you don't know where ppl pile up their trash -- everyone just puts it on the street.  i've parked at a pristine spot at night only to come back the next day and there is a 9 ft tall mountain of trashbags next to my car -- i have to get in from the passenger side.

there aren't designated "trash spots".  if you don't know the street, you can get screwed.

I remember a few times walking by during collection hours late at night and, because parking was literally bumper to bumper on the curbs, the garbage guys would just slide the trash bags on the tops of the hoods of cars to pass onto the double-parked garbage trucks.  [roll]

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: gojira on September 09, 2009, 06:52:28 AM

Quote from: He Man on September 08, 2009, 12:50:11 PM
Yea there are, its about 15 feet wide and generally accepted to be 300' feet long and commonly refered to as the "sidewalk"

It was no accident.

I'd have to agree unfortunately. One reason why I always liked the periodic downpour in the city.


Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 09, 2009, 06:57:27 AM
Quote from: Statler on September 07, 2009, 03:05:51 PM
I have no dog in this fight (hahahah)...but this isn't quite right.   It's granted for good cause.   Lots of reasons besides cash business...that's just the most common example.

I am guessing in your profession, you would legally qualify for a permit, correct?
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: ducatiz on September 09, 2009, 06:58:59 AM
Quote from: gojira on September 09, 2009, 06:50:37 AM
This really sucks!  >:( Best wishes in getting the bike cleaned up.

I remember a few times walking by during collection hours late at night and, because parking was literally bumper to bumper on the curbs, the garbage guys would just slide the trash bags on the tops of the hoods of cars to pass onto the double-parked garbage trucks.  [roll]

jeebus..  i bet that happened more in the non-doorman areas of town.  fortunately, where i parked on the street was all doorman buildings and they would actually try to keep things civil.  never know whose car that is...

Quote from: gojira on September 09, 2009, 06:52:28 AM
I'd have to agree unfortunately. One reason why I always liked the periodic downpour in the city.

the sidewalk wash water -- frothing, yellowish brown, the bane of fish...
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: junior varsity on September 09, 2009, 07:15:09 AM
man this is gross. thank god for alley ways in dallas for trash.
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: KnightofNi on September 09, 2009, 07:25:12 AM
i remember my g/f getting something on her shoe in organic chem lab one day.
the shoe was stained a pretty cool shade of purple. they tried a few solvents to get it off, but it didn't do anything.

we tried scrubbing it witha f ew household cleaners and using bleach on the rubber parts that were stained. nothing.


in the 3 blocks from my apt to the subway in the rain the stain dissapeared.

no, there's nothing contaminating the run off from that city.... :o
Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: gojira on September 09, 2009, 07:31:53 AM

Quote from: ducatiz on September 09, 2009, 06:58:59 AM
jeebus..  i bet that happened more in the non-doorman areas of town.  fortunately, where i parked on the street was all doorman buildings and they would actually try to keep things civil.  never know whose car that is...

the sidewalk wash water -- frothing, yellowish brown, the bane of fish...

And why fresh from the Hudson was a fave to tell unsuspecting tourists ...  ;D

Title: Re: Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc
Post by: somegirl on September 09, 2009, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 09, 2009, 07:25:12 AM
i remember my g/f getting something on her shoe in organic chem lab one day.
the shoe was stained a pretty cool shade of purple. they tried a few solvents to get it off, but it didn't do anything.

we tried scrubbing it witha f ew household cleaners and using bleach on the rubber parts that were stained. nothing.


in the 3 blocks from my apt to the subway in the rain the stain dissapeared.

no, there's nothing contaminating the run off from that city.... :o

The cleaners you tried had the wrong pH. ;)