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Title: I'm an official douche Post by: awall41 on March 31, 2011, 02:28:36 PM I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati". I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone. At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.
[bacon] Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: SacDuc on March 31, 2011, 02:34:59 PM Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club. [thumbsup] sac /did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike? Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: zarn02 on March 31, 2011, 02:35:24 PM Well, so long as you're douching it up, go big or go home.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: elyse on March 31, 2011, 02:37:24 PM better to be an official one than an unofficial one?? [laugh]
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: awall41 on March 31, 2011, 02:37:43 PM Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club. [thumbsup] sac /did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike? I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk. I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize [thumbsup] Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: SacDuc on March 31, 2011, 02:40:39 PM I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk. I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize [thumbsup] Indeed. Your Ed Hardy T-shirt is in the mail. [laugh] All hail the douche king! sac Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: duccarlos on March 31, 2011, 05:57:06 PM Dude, you did it wrong. You're supposed to stand next to your bike as people gaze at you in awe. Make sure to where your full leathers next time.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: muskrat on March 31, 2011, 06:18:28 PM don't stare too long or the mod God's will descend on you and spend all your money, whatever is left after that $4 cup of whatever the hell you drank. [coffee]
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: cokey on March 31, 2011, 06:45:31 PM Whatsa starbucks?
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: Spidey on March 31, 2011, 06:49:13 PM Unless you put your bike up on stands with the tire warmers on, you're not official. ;D
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: live2ride on March 31, 2011, 07:06:40 PM to qualify, you must also inform every passerby that it is indeed your bike. This can also be achieved by wearing a corse tee, ducati hat and shoes and by posing next to your bike every chance you get.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: Timmy Tucker on March 31, 2011, 07:41:11 PM It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4661610469_5e8fbd2c6d.jpg) Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: JTO112 on March 31, 2011, 07:46:13 PM lol this thread is full of win ;D
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: hunduc on April 01, 2011, 03:35:09 AM you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: stopintime on April 01, 2011, 04:00:17 AM you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this. Flashy key ring and the apparel catalog, on the table. Scorpio alarm that goes meep meep. Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: Artful on April 01, 2011, 04:39:26 AM It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot. (http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4661610469_5e8fbd2c6d.jpg) If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche. <-- Has the brown version Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: The Architect on April 01, 2011, 05:03:23 AM It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot. (http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4661610469_5e8fbd2c6d.jpg) This one is a tough one. Is he really a douche? Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche? Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna? I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........ If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!! Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: IZ on April 01, 2011, 05:13:48 AM I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati". I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone. At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt. [bacon] With <50 posts, you're not even a hero member here. You're in luck though. There IS a place for you. It's called the DML! Ciao boy! [coffee] Major Douche!! ^^ ;D Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: 77south on April 01, 2011, 05:21:19 AM Dammit Why do movie stars have to bite my style? I have that jacket, although mine is more faded and liberally decorated with the bits of bugs I couldn't (or have been too lazy to) clean.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: Timmy Tucker on April 01, 2011, 05:26:42 AM If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche. <-- Has the brown version HAHA. I wish. I'm a dead ringer for Jack Osborne, wear a bargain-bin mesh jacket and ride a clapped out M750. I would kill for that Ducati jacket though. Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: billruiz on April 01, 2011, 05:30:15 AM Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/billruiz/Ducati/cruise0602_468x702.jpg) Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: Artful on April 01, 2011, 05:34:30 AM I would kill for that Ducati jacket though. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uzte1XHg-o4/SSCfyUA5btI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/YJ1VW9ns5TQ/s400/Cornholio1.jpg) Are you threatening MEEEEEEEE?? Dammit. Tom Cruise has my jacket. At least I look better in it. Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: hunduc on April 01, 2011, 05:36:15 AM did not know they had an xs size of this.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: Artful on April 01, 2011, 05:38:29 AM I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: IZ on April 01, 2011, 05:40:44 AM Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy: (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/billruiz/Ducati/cruise0602_468x702.jpg) Yeah..Rule62 is a MAJOR douche!! Ugh..what's up with the yellow all the time?! ;D Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: IZ on April 01, 2011, 05:49:42 AM I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating. American marketing?! ;) Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: BellissiMoto on April 01, 2011, 05:50:14 AM This one is a tough one. Is he really a douche? Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche? Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna? I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........ If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!! Agreed, The Chromo is one of the COOOOLEST Monsters ever produced, hard to imagine anyone could be sitting on one and still be a douche. Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: duccarlos on April 01, 2011, 06:42:14 AM With <50 posts, you're not even a hero member here. You're in luck though. There IS a place for you. It's called the DML! Ciao boy! [coffee] Major Douche!! ^^ ;D [thumbsdown] Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: IZ on April 01, 2011, 07:06:39 AM [laugh]
Title: Re: I'm an official douche Post by: fastwin on April 01, 2011, 01:38:17 PM Yeah, what is a starbucks? When I read the title I thought it was a thread by Max Biaggi! [laugh]
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