I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati". I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone. At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.
[bacon]
Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club. [thumbsup]
sac
/did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike?
Well, so long as you're douching it up, go big or go home.
better to be an official one than an unofficial one?? [laugh]
Quote from: SacDuc on March 31, 2011, 03:34:59 PM
Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club. [thumbsup]
sac
/did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike?
I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk. I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize [thumbsup]
Quote from: awall41 on March 31, 2011, 03:37:43 PM
I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk. I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize [thumbsup]
Indeed. Your Ed Hardy T-shirt is in the mail. [laugh] All hail the douche king!
sac
Dude, you did it wrong. You're supposed to stand next to your bike as people gaze at you in awe. Make sure to where your full leathers next time.
don't stare too long or the mod God's will descend on you and spend all your money, whatever is left after that $4 cup of whatever the hell you drank. [coffee]
Whatsa starbucks?
Unless you put your bike up on stands with the tire warmers on, you're not official. ;D
to qualify, you must also inform every passerby that it is indeed your bike. This can also be achieved by wearing a corse tee, ducati hat and shoes and by posing next to your bike every chance you get.
It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4661610469_5e8fbd2c6d.jpg)
lol this thread is full of win ;D
you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.
Quote from: hunduc on April 01, 2011, 04:35:09 AM
you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.
Flashy key ring and the apparel catalog, on the table.
Scorpio alarm that goes meep meep.
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on March 31, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4661610469_5e8fbd2c6d.jpg)
If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche.
<-- Has the brown version
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on March 31, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4661610469_5e8fbd2c6d.jpg)
This one is a tough one. Is he really a douche? Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche?
Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna?
I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........
If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!
Quote from: awall41 on March 31, 2011, 03:28:36 PM
I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati". I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone. At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.
[bacon]
With <50 posts, you're not even a hero member here. You're in luck though. There IS a place for you. It's called the DML!
Ciao boy! [coffee]
Quote from: duccarlos on March 31, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
Major Douche!! ^^
;D
Dammit Why do movie stars have to bite my style? I have that jacket, although mine is more faded and liberally decorated with the bits of bugs I couldn't (or have been too lazy to) clean.
Quote from: Artful on April 01, 2011, 05:39:26 AM
If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche.
<-- Has the brown version
HAHA. I wish. I'm a dead ringer for Jack Osborne, wear a bargain-bin mesh jacket and ride a clapped out M750.
I would kill for that Ducati jacket though.
Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/billruiz/Ducati/cruise0602_468x702.jpg)
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on April 01, 2011, 06:26:42 AMI would kill for that Ducati jacket though.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uzte1XHg-o4/SSCfyUA5btI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/YJ1VW9ns5TQ/s400/Cornholio1.jpg)
Are you threatening MEEEEEEEE??
Dammit. Tom Cruise has my jacket. At least I look better in it.
did not know they had an xs size of this.
I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.
Quote from: billruiz on April 01, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/billruiz/Ducati/cruise0602_468x702.jpg)
Yeah..Rule62 is a MAJOR douche!! Ugh..what's up with the yellow all the time?!
;D
Quote from: Artful on April 01, 2011, 06:38:29 AM
I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.
American marketing?! ;)
Quote from: The Architect on April 01, 2011, 06:03:23 AM
This one is a tough one. Is he really a douche? Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche?
Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna?
I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........
If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!
Agreed, The Chromo is one of the COOOOLEST Monsters ever produced, hard to imagine anyone could be sitting on one and still be a douche.
Quote from: IZ on April 01, 2011, 06:13:48 AM
With <50 posts, you're not even a hero member here. You're in luck though. There IS a place for you. It's called the DML!
Ciao boy! [coffee]
Quote from: duccarlos on March 31, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
Major Douche!! ^^
;D
[thumbsdown]
[laugh]
Yeah, what is a starbucks? When I read the title I thought it was a thread by Max Biaggi! [laugh]