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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2011, 04:39:26 AM »

It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.




If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche.

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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2011, 05:03:23 AM »

It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.




This one is  a tough one.  Is he really a douche?  Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche? 

Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna? 



I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........


If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2011, 05:13:48 AM »

I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati".  I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone.  At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.

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Major Douche!! ^^





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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2011, 05:21:19 AM »

Dammit Why do movie stars have to bite my style?  I have that jacket, although mine is more faded and liberally decorated with the bits of bugs I couldn't (or have been too lazy to) clean. 
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2011, 05:26:42 AM »

If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche.

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HAHA. I wish. I'm a dead ringer for Jack Osborne, wear a bargain-bin mesh jacket and ride a clapped out M750.


I would kill for that Ducati jacket though.
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2011, 05:30:15 AM »

Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2011, 05:34:30 AM »

I would kill for that Ducati jacket though.



Are you threatening MEEEEEEEE??

Dammit. Tom Cruise has my jacket. At least I look better in it.
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2011, 05:36:15 AM »

did not know they had an xs size of this.
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2011, 05:38:29 AM »

I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2011, 05:40:44 AM »

Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:


Yeah..Rule62 is a MAJOR douche!!  Ugh..what's up with the yellow all the time?!





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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2011, 05:49:42 AM »

I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.

American marketing?!   Wink
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2011, 05:50:14 AM »

This one is  a tough one.  Is he really a douche?  Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche? 

Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna? 



I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........


If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!

Agreed, The Chromo is one of the COOOOLEST Monsters ever produced, hard to imagine anyone could be sitting on one and still be a douche.
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2011, 06:42:14 AM »

With <50 posts, you're not even a hero member here.  You're in luck though.  There IS a place for you.  It's called the DML!
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Major Douche!! ^^





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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2011, 07:06:39 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2011, 01:38:17 PM »

Yeah, what is a starbucks? When I read the title I thought it was a thread by Max Biaggi! laughingdp
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