I'm an official douche

Started by awall41, March 31, 2011, 03:28:36 PM

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Artful

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on March 31, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.




If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche.

<-- Has the brown version
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The Architect

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on March 31, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.




This one is  a tough one.  Is he really a douche?  Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche? 

Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna? 



I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........


If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!

IZ

Quote from: awall41 on March 31, 2011, 03:28:36 PM
I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati".  I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone.  At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.

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Quote from: duccarlos on March 31, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
Major Douche!! ^^





;D
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

77south

Dammit Why do movie stars have to bite my style?  I have that jacket, although mine is more faded and liberally decorated with the bits of bugs I couldn't (or have been too lazy to) clean. 

Timmy Tucker

Quote from: Artful on April 01, 2011, 05:39:26 AM
If that's you - you should look into stunt work for Adrian Brody. Oh, and nice jacket. Douche.

<-- Has the brown version

HAHA. I wish. I'm a dead ringer for Jack Osborne, wear a bargain-bin mesh jacket and ride a clapped out M750.


I would kill for that Ducati jacket though.
1999 M750 - "Piggy"
2007 S4RS

billruiz

Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:

Artful

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on April 01, 2011, 06:26:42 AMI would kill for that Ducati jacket though.



Are you threatening MEEEEEEEE??

Dammit. Tom Cruise has my jacket. At least I look better in it.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

hunduc

did not know they had an xs size of this.

Artful

I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

IZ

Quote from: billruiz on April 01, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Awww layoff Brody...at least he's cooler than this guy:


Yeah..Rule62 is a MAJOR douche!!  Ugh..what's up with the yellow all the time?!





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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

IZ

Quote from: Artful on April 01, 2011, 06:38:29 AM
I didn't know they had an XXFatass for me. Turns out Dainese is very accommodating.

American marketing?!   ;)
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

BellissiMoto

Quote from: The Architect on April 01, 2011, 06:03:23 AM
This one is  a tough one.  Is he really a douche?  Is anyone who owns a cromo a douche? 

Does the cromo out weigh the jacket, phone and the bandanna? 



I'm having a hard time calling him a douche........


If the bike was yellow, WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!

Agreed, The Chromo is one of the COOOOLEST Monsters ever produced, hard to imagine anyone could be sitting on one and still be a douche.

duccarlos

Quote from: IZ on April 01, 2011, 06:13:48 AM
With <50 posts, you're not even a hero member here.  You're in luck though.  There IS a place for you.  It's called the DML!
Ciao boy!   [coffee]




Quote from: duccarlos on March 31, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
Major Douche!! ^^





;D

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Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

fastwin

Yeah, what is a starbucks? When I read the title I thought it was a thread by Max Biaggi! [laugh]
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