You make the beast with two backsing pig.
You don't know me.
I don't know you… but I know you're a douche bag.
How do I know?
I watched you last night.
I was in the pickup truck directly behind you, as you waited in Taco Bells drive thru.
Was it your POS car that gave you away? Nope.
Was it the expired tags on your POS car that gave you away? Nope.
Was it the “gangst'a†rap you so generously decided to share with everybody within 500 yards of your POS car? Nope.
It was when you opened your POS car door, and dumped its trashy contents onto the drive thru concrete.
Had I been convinced that you did not have a gun in said POS car, I would have gladly picked up the empty bottle of Ole English 800 you tossed out, and beat you about the head and shoulders with it.
Three hugger, I am not.
Green, I am not.
What I am is….. a guy who just watched a Taco Bell employee walk inside, after having just walked the parking lot with a broom and dustpan, picking up other douche bags trash. I know you saw him too. Then I watched you make the beast with two backs it up.
If I could be a super hero… I'd be Hard Worker Man….. defender of all those who work hard.
Laying waste to douche bags world wide with my trusty Ole English 800 bottle.
BP, an old friend just sent this e-mail. I'm sharing it with you in the hope that it restores a little faith in the human race.
SD
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while
trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from
a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and
struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could
have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse
surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced
himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'
'No, I can't accept payment for what I did ,' the Scottish farmer replied
waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door
of the family hovel.
'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.
'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.
'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own
son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow
to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated
from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become
known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the
discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was
stricken with pneumonia.
What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?
Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like its Heaven on Earth.
[laugh]
cant I just hit people?
[evil]
hey RB.... you and the wifey need a place to stay this weekend?
supercarts? ;D
omg bp discovered penicillin at the taco bell drive thru?!
that's the synopsis right?
Quote from: Ash on July 28, 2008, 10:09:51 AM
omg bp discovered penicillin at the taco bell drive thru?!
that's the synopsis right?
no.... but I did see a used condom, and I'm sure penicillin would have been needed had I touched it.
That Fleming story is great, too bad it's not true. :-\
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
What I am is….. a guy who just watched a Taco Bell employee walk inside, after having just walked the parking lot with a broom and dustpan, picking up other douche bags trash. I know you saw him too. Then I watched you make the beast with two backs it up.
If I could be a super hero… I'd be Hard Worker Man….. defender of all those who work hard.
Laying waste to douche bags world wide with my trusty Ole English 800 bottle.
Okay, I'll bite.
You couldn't get out of your truck and just throw it away for him? Defend the hard work guy by watching him do more work? Why not help out?
Why the make the beast with two backs do you eat at Taco Bell? That's the really disturbing part of this story.
Quote from: wbeck257 on July 28, 2008, 10:44:33 AM
Okay, I'll bite.
You couldn't get out of your truck and just throw it away for him? Defend the hard work guy by watching him do more work? Why not help out?
who said I didnt ;)
Quote from: msincredible on July 28, 2008, 10:24:41 AM
That Fleming story is great, too bad it's not true. :-\
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp
yes it is!! i read it on thuh innernet!
Quote from: msincredible on July 28, 2008, 10:24:41 AM
That Fleming story is great, too bad it's not true. :-\
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp
Why is it that most stories that say good things about the human race turn out to be false.
But the stories that say bad things about us turn out to be true. :-[
Bp I'm grabbing my big spoon, it's time for a spooning party [evil]
Quote from: darylbowden on July 28, 2008, 10:49:42 AM
Why the make the beast with two backs do you eat at Taco Bell? That's the really disturbing part of this story.
I like the basic tacos there.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
It was when you opened your POS car door, and dumped its trashy contents onto the drive thru concrete.
Had I been convinced that you did not have a gun in said POS car, I would have gladly picked up the empty bottle of Ole English 800 you tossed out, and beat you about the head and shoulders with it.
you and me, bp. let's do it. let's rid the world of these scum.
but...
where do we dump the bodies?
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 28, 2008, 10:56:03 AM
you and me, bp. let's do it. let's rid the world of these scum.
but...
where do we dump the bodies?
Detroit
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 10:59:00 AM
Detroit
hmmm..
considering who they elected for mayor, there maybe no intellectual difference in the stiffs and the locals.
the houses are cheaper than burial plots too. you can stack boat loads of dead people in a house.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 11:05:18 AM
the houses are cheaper than burial plots too. you can stack boat loads of dead people in a house.
i would rather feed them to pigs, goodfella style. then everyone will REALLY like their [bacon]
Quote from: sno_duc on July 28, 2008, 10:55:38 AM
Bp I'm grabbing my big spoon, it's time for a spooning party [evil]
You guys have to come up with a new name for this. A bunch of grown men talking about a spooning party makes me shudder. ;D
I HATE LITTER BUGS
just as much as
I HATE TACO BELL [puke]
you're right the guy is an asshole...
Quote from: DucPete on July 28, 2008, 11:24:30 AM
You guys have to come up with a new name for this. A bunch of grown men talking about a spooning party makes me shudder. ;D
do a lot of your male friends look like chubby teddy bears? [laugh]
Taco bell is fantastic.
How can you not like a soft taco from there?
I had a similar situation yesterday.
Stopped at a gas station, taking a break, walking around a bit. Helmet's by the bike, I've got my leather and shades on and a 3 day beard and I look kinda rough around the edges.
The door opens and this fat kid, maybe 19, walks out with a glass root beer bottle. He gets about 5 steps into the parking lot and I hear something metallic hit the pavement. He continues to the gas pumps and gets in the passenger seat of a car.
A second later his slightly smaller friend follows him out the door. Douche #2 makes it maybe 10 steps towards their friends car before I hear the same rattle.
I investigate and, sure enough, there are two Stewart's bottle caps on the parking lot.
I mosey over and pick up one and then the other. The fatty sitting shotgun sees me and he's getting kinda nervous, but his window is down. I get to the car and he looks up at me with sad, terrified eyes. Douche #2 in the back seat is kinda squirming, too. I reach in his window with my hand held out. He holds out his hand and I drop the caps into it and say "Here. You dropped these. Thought you might want them back."
The laugh from the guy pumping gas was awesome. The laugh from the guy at the pump next to them was even better.
IZ likes Taco Bell too
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/772739417.html
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 01:17:57 PM
IZ likes Taco Bell too
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/772739417.html
He would never do that to Mrs. IZ; she is a force to be feared.
taco bell = taco belly :)
When wifey doesn't feel like making dinner, i will go get taco bell.
then she gets a nice methane bath after i go to sleep.
yep.
Ol' Faithful.
Hot, fresh flageolet methane.
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 28, 2008, 10:56:03 AMwhere do we dump the bodies?
There's a Taco Hell nearby, and you can't figure out where to get rid of bodies?! Aren't you missing the obvious?
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 28, 2008, 10:56:03 AM
you and me, bp. let's do it. let's rid the world of these scum.
but...
where do we dump the bodies?
I'll take care of disposal.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 28, 2008, 12:36:15 PM
Taco bell is fantastic.
How can you not like a soft taco from there?
Because a long time ago in a galaxy Far Far away...back in 1988 or something. I used to work there. The meat comes in 10 pound packages to be cooked all at once. Now i'm not saying there is anything wrong with the meat but you can bet your bacon they use the cheapest stuff they can. And anyway it's just not that appealing anymore. I would go with the bean burrito instead. The beans are actually cooked right there everyday and broken up with a big drill thing to help them cook faster.
Quote from: MendoDave on July 29, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
Because a long time ago in a galaxy Far Far away...back in 1988 or something. I used to work there. The meat comes in 10 pound packages to be cooked all at once. Now i'm not saying there is anything wrong with the meat but you can bet your bacon they use the cheapest stuff they can. And anyway it's just not that appealing anymore. I would go with the bean burrito instead. The beans are actually cooked right there everyday and broken up with a big drill thing to help them cook faster.
I worked at one when I was 16 [laugh]
I drilled many-a-bean
Quote from: bobspapa on July 29, 2008, 04:31:02 PM
I drilled many-a-bean
God, that sounds so diiiiiirty!
Quote from: bobspapa on July 29, 2008, 04:31:02 PM
I worked at one when I was 16 [laugh]
I drilled many-a-bean
thaaaaat's why they all look alike!
you people [roll]
[laugh]
i had no idea taco bell has been around that long ???
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 29, 2008, 04:44:43 PM
i had no idea taco bell has been around that long ???
I remember when I was little we used to go to Taco bell down in San Jose. That must have been in 74 -75 something like that. The stores often had a more Mission look to them and faux Bells on the building.
I'm in... I'll sign up to provide all the empty OE 800 bottles. *BURRRRRP* ooh... excuse me. [drink]
Quote from: MendoDave on July 29, 2008, 04:53:28 PM
I remember when I was little we used to go to Taco bell down in San Jose. That must have been in 74 -75 something like that. The stores often had a more Mission look to them and faux Bells on the building.
yep, that's the old-style taco bell building before they were merged with the KFC chains. i wonder if they tried a combination hacienda/plantation look before settling on "generic mini-mall shit"
the old taco bells had gas fire pits out front
Taco Bell Alumni, class of about 1990 or so. We were located in the same parking lot as our local midlife crisis bar, so about 2:00 AM we were up to our eyeballs in drunk assholes. Lowered dietary expectations seem to bring out the worst in people. It's not surprising to see such an act of douchebaggery at a Taco Bell is what I'm saying.
I wonder if they still pressure cook and drill-refry the beans? They went to plastic bag meat about the time I quit...
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 29, 2008, 04:44:43 PM
i had no idea taco bell has been around that long ???
I used to go to one* in Colorado Springs in the late 60's. It had the fake-Alamo architecture with the bell, no inside seating, and a firepit outside that came in handy during the winter.
*I was in 4th grade, so couldn't very well go anyplace I liked. I hated it at the time. I now have a guilty liking for their "tacos," which were pretty much invented by Mr. Bell. Mexican-style tacos still beat them every time.