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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - Today at 05:10:51 AM
good morning [coffee]

I've been complaining about the food since my first breakfast.  High potassium? Banana on my plate.  Low sodium?  2gram salt diet. Colestrial 116 with a good ratio and I eat butter, cream,bacon, etc? Low fat.  Inform them?  No change.

Jacoby Hospital and their food service will be hearing from me!
#2
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Today at 04:10:24 AM
morning
#3
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Duck-Stew - Yesterday at 07:50:33 PM
^^^ more of this, plz

morning
#4
No Moto Content / Re: What are you listening to?
Last post by KopfjÀger - Yesterday at 07:11:55 PM
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 05:36:00 PM
Got a pm from Howie. He was having issues posting.

Says he's getting out tomorrow. I think he's getting better because he's complaining about the food. ;D
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by DarkMonster620 - Yesterday at 02:16:23 PM
Good afternoon ...

Howie, wishing the best outcome
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No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by Randimus Maximus - Yesterday at 02:04:51 PM
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the hell the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service again."Is it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,"it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy".
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 12:51:42 PM
Quote from: Howie on Yesterday at 07:08:25 AMGood morning [coffee]

Pyrocardosis
You gonna be OK?

Are you actually talking Pericarditis?
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - Yesterday at 07:08:25 AM
Good morning [coffee]

Pyrocardosis
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 04:14:33 AM
morning