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 on: Today at 04:26:25 AM 
Started by Popeye the Sailor - Last post by ducpainter

 on: Yesterday at 09:27:07 PM 
Started by sno_duc - Last post by kopfjäger
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 on: Yesterday at 06:51:45 PM 
Started by kopfjäger - Last post by kopfjäger
Practice has started for the 102nd running of the race on Sunday.


 on: Yesterday at 06:30:36 PM 
Started by Pleh - Last post by Howie
Stale gas burns poorly and has a bad smell.

Is it possible that it's fresh fuel (not burned)?

In that case we're looking for fuel leaks  Shocked

Good point!

 on: Yesterday at 05:05:06 PM 
Started by sno_duc - Last post by Randimus Maximus
Conor had just arrived in New York from Ireland and was invited by one of his American cousins to go to his first baseball game.

At Yankee Stadium he watched as a man swung a stick, hit a ball and started toward a white bag down the line.

Everyone stood up and yelled, “Run, run!"

Then a second guy came up to the plate, whacked the ball and started down toward the line.

Everyone stood up again and yelled, “Run, run!

A third batter came up, but this one didn't hit the ball. He didn't even swing. Four times the pitcher pitched. Four times the catcher caught. Conor was completely confused when the batter dropped the stick and started strolling toward the white bag.

“Run, run!" Conor shouted.

"No, he doesn't have to run' his cousin told him. "He's got four balls."

Conor’s eyes widened and he stood up, shouting, “Walk with pride, man!” Walk with pride!"

 on: Yesterday at 02:32:09 PM 
Started by Privateer - Last post by ducpainter
Glad it worked out.

 on: Yesterday at 11:19:02 AM 
Started by Pleh - Last post by stopintime
Is it possible that it's fresh fuel (not burned)?

In that case we're looking for fuel leaks  Shocked

 on: Yesterday at 10:08:19 AM 
Started by sno_duc - Last post by ducpainter
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this : When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I just lost it.


 on: Yesterday at 10:07:32 AM 
Started by sno_duc - Last post by ducpainter
Mark the banker ran into his old Nebraska friend Bob, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Bob had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a mail order bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Bob if the rumor was true.

Bob assured him that it was. The banker then asked Bob the age of his new bride to be.

Bob proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-seven November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Bob should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its course.

Bob thought this was a good idea and said he would start looking for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Bob in town again. “How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Bob proudly said, "Good! She's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Bob smiled broadly and replied, "Oh, she’s  pregnant too."

 Grin laughingdp applause

 on: Yesterday at 09:29:49 AM 
Started by Pleh - Last post by Pleh
All the clothes?

Pants? Fuel leak, exhaust leak ...

only pants

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