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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Today at 04:07:39 AM
morning
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ungeheuer - Today at 03:20:59 AM
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Racing & Trackdays / Re: News
Last post by Kopfjäger - Yesterday at 09:13:52 PM
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No Moto Content / Re: What are you listening to?
Last post by Kopfjäger - Yesterday at 09:10:24 PM
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No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by Randimus Maximus - Yesterday at 06:33:11 PM
Every Monday, a rabbi, a priest, and a preacher gather in a coffee shop to discuss their spiritual lives.
During one of these meetings, the priest challenges the others to a unique bet: he believes he can convert a bear in the woods to his religion. The others are intrigued and accept the challenge, agreeing to share their experiences at their next meeting.

The following week, they all meet in the hospital, each in varying degrees of injury. They decide to convene in the rabbi's hospital room.

The priest, with his arm in a sling, recounts his encounter first.

"Yeah, it was tough at first, but I was able to dash it with some holy water. The next thing I know, it started saying Hail Mary. He's coming to mass this Sunday."

The others nod in approval.

Next, the preacher. The preacher is in pretty bad shape. He's in a wheel chair, and he has a concussion, a broken leg, and a broken arm.

He says "Well, when I finally happened upon it, I wrestled that thing to the ground and started beating its head with a Bible. So he lunges at me and we tumble down this hill into the river where I dunked him seven times. Finally, he came to the faith. He'll be coming to church next Sunday."

Finally, they turn to the rabbi. The rabbi looks like he got the worst of it. He's in a body cast and there's no way he's getting out of bed any time soon.

He looks at both men and says "Well, I probably should've started with something different than circumcision...."
#6
Accessories & Mods / Re: Ducati 5AM Gauges
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 12:15:22 PM
Quote from: He Man on Yesterday at 10:04:51 AMclick the double diagonal arrows on the top right, it will expand into video mode.


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Racing & Trackdays / Re: WRC 2023-4-5-6
Last post by Kopfjäger - Yesterday at 10:45:49 AM
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Accessories & Mods / Re: Ducati 5AM Gauges
Last post by He Man - Yesterday at 10:04:51 AM
click the double diagonal arrows on the top right, it will expand into video mode.

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Accessories & Mods / Re: Ducati 5AM Gauges
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 09:07:22 AM
Volume didn't work for me.  ???
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Accessories & Mods / Re: Ducati 5AM Gauges
Last post by herm - Yesterday at 07:40:55 AM
Quote from: He Man on Yesterday at 05:58:18 AMI have similar slow start issues with the new motor. Its been dyno tuned but it sounds like you still have the dryclutch which I miss a lot.
How did you get it to become an 1100? Motorswap or head swap? What about the Mapping?


Its got 1100 jugs and innards off a hypermotard. As far as the map, Eric did all of that as part of the build. I couldn't tell you any details, other than it runs like a raped ape..