A grandmother was surprised by her seven-year-old helper early one morning. He had made her coffee!

She drank what was probably the worst cup of coffee in her entire life. And when she got to the bottom, to her utter amazement, there were three little green, army men in her cup.

Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"

Her grandson answered, "Grandma, you know how it says on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"

afternoon

I have been working with a database file for a few years which has been getting less and less reliable.

I think I found out why today:
Column widths of the cells I work with.  There's a factory default width and any change to that renders that entire folder unreadable/unusable.  Wow.
F*ckin' column widths.
Who the f knew that?!?  (before today)

morning

good morning all.   

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?"

"How dare you!" said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"

"Well, then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice
of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of Soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would you like a
juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm
still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08dPcDKPeak&list=RD08dPcDKPeak&start_radio=1

Good morning

morning