morning

make the beast with two backs Go Daddy.

I'm drinkin' a Stan Lee tonight.

Quote from: Popeye the Sailor on Yesterday at 04:41:32 PMDesperate times call for fantastic scotch.

Too bad they don't sell it in NH.

Quote from: Popeye the Sailor on Yesterday at 04:41:32 PMDesperate times call for fantastic scotch.

I suspected as much.

Desperate times call for fantastic scotch.

I must be getting older. I never used to like Scotch.

Thanks to whomever brought the Inchnmurrin to DIMBY.

Good morning

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"

"I did," said the centipede.

"Who stopped the rhino?"

"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.

"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"

"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.

"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.

"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

morning

Slept in a little. Someone was walking the halls from 3:30 on.