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No Moto Content / Re: What's the weather like?
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 06:32:16 PM
Raining. Supposed to get 1-2" of sleet tonight.

My world is an icy friggin' mess.
#2
No Moto Content / Re: Do we have/need a 'What I ...
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: herm on Yesterday at 06:25:15 PMThey do...but the straps have a tendency to melt if they get too hot.
I'd wear them until the ice melted from the heat. ;)
#3
No Moto Content / Re: Do we have/need a 'What I ...
Last post by herm - Yesterday at 06:25:15 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on Yesterday at 10:55:38 AMDo they make micro spikes that will fit over those gigantic boots you guys wear?
They do...but the straps have a tendency to melt if they get too hot.
#4
No Moto Content / Re: Do we have/need a 'What I ...
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 10:55:38 AM
Quote from: herm on Yesterday at 06:31:53 AMSlipped and fell (into a snowbank) on the way to the garage this morning.
Slid sideways from the on ramp across to the passing lane while getting on the highway.
Drove VERY cautiously down the interstate to work, passing 5 separate accidents.
Did NOT fall while climbing out of the engine for the first call, but only because I'm no dummy.
It's not even 10am.
Do they make micro spikes that will fit over those gigantic boots you guys wear?
#5
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - Yesterday at 10:34:00 AM
Good morning [coffee]
#6
No Moto Content / Re: Do we have/need a 'What I ...
Last post by Howie - Yesterday at 10:33:25 AM
Glad you are OK.
#7
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by Randimus Maximus - Yesterday at 09:05:52 AM
Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Michael's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." Michael's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......", then the electric power goes out.

Michael's wife is very upset and, with a worried look on her face, she says, "Honey, I don' know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in Michael's voice, like all the men who are married to blondes exhibit, Michael says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time.
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No Moto Content / Re: Do we have/need a 'What I ...
Last post by herm - Yesterday at 06:31:53 AM
Slipped and fell (into a snowbank) on the way to the garage this morning.
Slid sideways from the on ramp across to the passing lane while getting on the highway.
Drove VERY cautiously down the interstate to work, passing 5 separate accidents.
Did NOT fall while climbing out of the engine for the first call, but only because I'm no dummy.
It's not even 10am.
#9
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by LMT - Yesterday at 05:53:36 AM
 [coffee]  [coffee]
#10
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Yesterday at 04:35:52 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on Yesterday at 01:47:13 AMMorning Ducatters  [coffee]

Clear blue skies and....  snow here.

Home alone, J has naffed off for the weekend with a mate for a girl's outing over the hills & far away.  I have the feathers ready and the Zippo all fueled up  [evil]  ;D
Don't get caught. ;D