I can hop on for a few minutes if anyone sees this message and can point me in the direction of the zoom link.... 
Brain and eyes likely overlooking it somewhere in front of me.

I'll be right there. I'm making a drink

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to GOD.

"GOD", he said, "How long is a million years?"

GOD answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "GOD, how much is a million dollars?"

GOD answered, "To Me, it's a dime."

The man then asked, "GOD, can I have a dime?"

GOD said, "In a minute."

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself: "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:
"No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

Spring is here. Time to get the Monster ready for the road.

Afternoon... Thought I'd change it up a bit.

Quote from: Duck-Stew on Yesterday at 10:30:13 PMderby

https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg1479299;topicseen#msg1479299

It's always special when it's the same poster.

morning

Quote from: Duck-Stew on Yesterday at 10:30:13 PMderby

https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg1479299;topicseen#msg1479299

Forgot all about the "Derby."   

Good morning