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#1
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Duck-Stew - Today at 03:44:08 PM
evening

My new clock mechanism arrived today.  The original one in the 1969 Czech clock wasn't functional beyond about sixty seconds.

New one is powered by two AA batteries and has a chime produced by a speaker.  It's nice and took ten minutes to set up.
#2
Introduce Yourself / Re: Track bike
Last post by stopintime - Today at 12:44:36 PM
Ex heavy weight racer here  ;D

Same issues regarding suspension, I guess. I have a fantastic Bitubo racing unit and a custom modified ST4s fork. Fantasically much better.

I don't think I've seen frame mounted rearsets. Maybe rearsets from another bike can be welded on?

https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=69336.0

https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=63600.0
#3
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by ducpainter - Today at 11:47:06 AM
EMPLOYEE NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
#4
Introduce Yourself / Track bike
Last post by sQuid.Vicious - Today at 10:35:01 AM
Hey, hey. Ex ultralightweight racer. Just picked up a monster620 to get back into track riding after about 10 years off. Will be just perusing the form for info on track upgrades, mainly suspension.

03ish, picked it up for $800 on market place, didn't run, now it does. Looking to just put some tires on it get the suspension sorted for a few track days a year.Maybe get some rearsets that don't attatch at the engine case? WTF?

Thanks.
#5
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - Today at 04:54:14 AM
Good morning [coffee]
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Monsterlover - Today at 04:53:34 AM
 [bacon]
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No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - Today at 04:51:50 AM
morning
#8
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by Randimus Maximus - Yesterday at 08:48:31 PM
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened it's mouth waiting below to swallow them both.

As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast, he cried out, "Oh, God! Help me!"

Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in mid-air a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"

The atheist thinks for a minute then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided..."
#9
No Moto Content / Re: What are you listening to?
Last post by KopfjÀger - Yesterday at 03:34:42 PM
Suzi is still jamming hard!  [evil]

#10
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Stella - Yesterday at 09:21:16 AM
 Morning [coffee] hits good today so far.  Going to tidy up for the sitter this week.  Need to keep the good ones happy while dealing w/the puppers.

Quote from: ungeheuer on Yesterday at 04:25:19 AMYour commitment to animal welfare is admirable to the point of being saintly (the missing cat notwithstanding of course  ;D ).


The commitment isn't purposely to offset some past sins but if it does, I'm ok with that.  ;D