A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing.

Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again.

One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."

Update on the high idle problem: I took the bike out for a decent ride yesterday and it ran and idled perfectly so it seems like the problem has fully resolved. Happy days!

A cat dies and goes to Heaven.

God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

Morning!

Rockies opening day today. 50* or so, quite windy but sunny skies.

Then First Friday in the art district tonight.

Have a day! 

 

Garage day for me. 4.10 rear end gears aren't enough. Time for some 5.38s

Good morning

morning

New track record for an OEM American car, and 3rd fastest ever. Amazing lap!

Cheers.
Yes I like the old hinged tank. Changing the battery on the Evo is a pita. I think it's about 25 bolts in total to remove the fuel cell and the battery is underneath that. Imagine if there was a battery short causing a fire! You just wouldn't make it in time. Just wheel it onto the street and call the fire brigade.