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 91 
 on: March 20, 2024, 09:13:05 AM 
Started by sno_duc - Last post by Randimus Maximus
Little Johnny's mother was upset about his swearing, so she went to see the priest at her church to discuss the situation

"I don't know what to do with my son anymore, Father," she says. "He started a while ago to say swear words, and now he’s saying at least one in every sentence."

"Why, I have just the perfect solution," the priest smiled. "How is he financially? I mean, does your son have a piggy bank or something?"

"He keeps his savings, once in a while he gets one coin or two," the woman replied.

"Very well,” the priest said. "Make him donate ten cents for the church for each time you catch him or know from someone that he said a swear word. Come back at the end of the month with him to give the poor box everything he owes. Maybe financial pressure will control him."

"Great, Father!" The mother grinned. "I'll start today."

At the end of the month the woman went back to church with Little Johnny and was clearly not happy.

The priest noticed her bad mood and said “So, tell me how it went.”

“Father, he is quite a chatterbox, he owes $9.90," the mother revealed, then turning to her son said, “Little Johnny, come here and Give the money to the priest."

Little Johnny Walked up quietly and handed the priest  a $10 bill.

"Ten dollars?"the priest said. "I'm afraid I don't have ten cents to do change."

"Oh, Father, don't worry," Little Johnny smiled. "Just go make the beast with two backs yourself and we're even."

 92 
 on: March 20, 2024, 07:06:39 AM 
Started by koko64 - Last post by MonsterHPD
Hello,
don´t know if you also read other forums; there´s quite an interesting thread there concerning exhausts:

https://www.ducati.ms/threads/exhaust-design-question.751516/#replies

It´s well worth the effort to go through!

 93 
 on: March 20, 2024, 06:29:02 AM 
Started by Popeye the Sailor - Last post by DarkMonster620
Good day ...

Morning.

My ass continues to get kicked by this course.
You're a rocket scientist, not a cook!

 94 
 on: March 20, 2024, 05:22:57 AM 
Started by buzzer - Last post by ducpainter
Hey, maybe it works, it just goes against my training. I suspect a lot of it depends on handling, and timing.

 95 
 on: March 20, 2024, 05:21:09 AM 
Started by RB - Last post by ducpainter
Shouldn't make a lot of difference, but I'd run 20w50 in it and see if it helps. It's an approved weight for 00 C, and above according to the manual.

 96 
 on: March 20, 2024, 04:59:06 AM 
Started by RB - Last post by stopintime
Where is this measured?

I ask because I thought it was way higher out of the pump than out of the crank case.....

 97 
 on: March 20, 2024, 04:47:33 AM 
Started by Popeye the Sailor - Last post by Popeye the Sailor
Morning.

 98 
 on: March 20, 2024, 04:09:46 AM 
Started by Popeye the Sailor - Last post by Howie
Good morning coffee

 99 
 on: March 20, 2024, 04:09:29 AM 
Started by buzzer - Last post by DucHead
Fantastic stuff!!  Cool

I have a few engine covers (Suzuki) that I stripped, blasted, and applied Cerakote with no underlayer.  They look great after a few years, but I'll keep an eye on them.  I've also Cerakoted a few sets of carburetors.

 100 
 on: March 20, 2024, 04:08:46 AM 
Started by RB - Last post by Howie
Missed the question in your post.

Oil pressure cold   2.5 bar at 1100-1300RPM
                         4-6 bar at 35000-4000RPM

Oil pressure hot    1.1 bar at 1100-1300RPM
                         4-6 bar at 35000-4000RPM

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