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Good morning all.     

An old couple got married just out of high school, but had to travel for work. After fifty years of marriage they returned to their home town. Buying a house in the old neighborhood.
After a few days there, they decided to go and visit their old high school. While walking the grounds they saw an old bench they used to sit at. And there on the bench was a carved heart, and 'Jack loves Nancy' worn but still legible after fifty years.

They walked home holding hands when an armored truck went by, and out of the back fell a bag of money.
Jack wanted to turn it in, but Nancy wanted to keep it, and she took it home.
At home she counted out a million dollars, took it and made Jack stuff it in the attic
The next day Jacks fears came true. Two detectives knocked on their door.

Did you two see a bag fall off an armored truck, they asked?
Oh no! Said Nancy, but Jack was too honest, ' yes ' he said and it's stuck in the attic.
' Don't listen to him' said Nancy ' he has dementia'
The police looked at Jack and asked if he could tell them what happened
'Well 'said Jack ' I was walking Nancy home from school'
The detectives excused themselves and left.

morning

Day 14: El Rayo Reposado, 80 proof. Better than the Day 1 El Rayo. This is smoother.

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

I sat on my sofa...

Epic shit for those who do epic shit!

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The Bills are messing with my blood pressure.      

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