Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

I'm working on getting the paperwork submitted to become a pensioner this spring.  What a pain.  Early retirement there is age of 55 plus 25 years service.  I hit the 25 years in 2023 and pulled the rip cord. I can still begin taking the payments this spring, but since I'm not quite 55 yet, I have to do everything manually.  If I wait 5 weeks, then I could "retire online", but then the payments would be delayed for at least a month. First world problems, I know.  But isn't that what we pregnant dog about on here from time to time?

I was looking for a toy for my grandson at Walmart today and there was a gang of 8 kids swarming all over yelling, screaming, playing with the toy, and just being extra rowdy. All of a sudden a woman came to the end of the aisle next to me and yelled "Ray-Ray come here " and every one of those kids yelled "OK Mama" and ran to her. I was amazed. I had to ask "you named all your kids Ray-Ray?" She said that she did. I asked her what do you do if you just want one. She said "Oh, that's no problem, I just call the one I want by his last name "

Not questioning Eric. We talked about your mods. It was freaky. A learning experience for all involved.

Quote from: ducpainter on February 05, 2026, 02:34:37 PMYou mean when your bike was at Eric's for two years?

Yeah, but to be fair... there was also that pandemic thing.

Quote from: herm on February 05, 2026, 05:27:58 AMWow! where was this a few years ago. I would have thrown money at the guy.

You mean when your bike was at Eric's for two years?

IT's being weird here ...

Normally dry season, it has been raining and not as hot as usual, evenings temps have dropped under 20C a few times ...

          

Hello ...

Condolences Steve, macht dich keine sorgen, wir sind immer hier fur dich