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#91
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by ducpainter - March 16, 2026, 11:39:06 AM
Four men met up for a round of golf. Three went to the tee while the fourth went to the clubhouse to pay for the game. At the tee, the 3 were bragging about their sons. The first said that his son was a builder and was so successful that he built a home and gave it to his friend for free. The second man said that his son owned a multi line car dealership and he is so successful that he gave a friend a brand new BMW. The third guy said that his son was a stock broker and he is so successful that he gave a friend a large portfolio. When the fourth man came up the others told him that all he missed was them discussing the success of their sons. They asked what his son did. He said "well, I'm not happy about it but he's gay and a stripper. He must be successful though because his last three boyfriends have given him a house, a BMW and a complete stock portfolio ".
#93
Tech / Re: m600 Lectron carbs help
Last post by jerryz - March 16, 2026, 09:41:14 AM
Have used Lectrons on HDs , Nortons  and XS650 with 850 kits with great success brilliant performance   ,, have seen lectrons on a couple of Ducatis at a race track back in 2017  but they were  34mm or 36mm units   
#94
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - March 16, 2026, 07:49:30 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2026, 06:13:47 AMmorning

Gout's a pregnant dog.
That is all.
I suffered with it for years.

I finally started taking Tart Cherry extract capsules. I can eat anything. Still too afraid to try a beer.
#95
UKMOC / Re: Welcome
Last post by Howie - March 16, 2026, 07:30:40 AM
Nothing on line is maybe except for porn.

A big thank you, Nate [thumbsup]
#96
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - March 16, 2026, 07:28:23 AM
Good morning [coffee]

Sorry to hear, been there. Thankfully I haven't had an attack in years and my urea acid numbers  have been great.  Even better

I can drink a beer or enjoy shellfish with no fear!
#97
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Duck-Stew - March 16, 2026, 06:13:47 AM
morning

Gout's a pregnant dog.
That is all.
#98
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by LMT - March 16, 2026, 04:05:04 AM
good morning all    [coffee]  [coffee]
#99
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - March 16, 2026, 04:02:19 AM
Good morning [coffee]
#100
Tech / Re: Hung idle issue - Monster ...
Last post by Howie - March 16, 2026, 03:58:23 AM
It can be, or any other vacuum leak.  A smoke machine is a best friend.