An oldie...


A young man went to a farmer and bought a horse for $100 the farmer was to deliver the horse the next day. The farmer contacted the young man the next day with the unfortunate news that the horse had died, but when he tried to give the young man back his money the young man insisted that he would rather have the horse, dead or alive. A few days later the farmer met the young man again and asked how the dead horse was working out for him, the young man replied verry well. "I raffled him off and charged $20 per ticket and sold over 100 tickets." weren't they upset that the horse was dead, the farmer asked? nobody even noticed the young man replied, except the winner, so I happily refunded his $20

A guy decides to sneak out of work early and treat himself to a "quick drink."

One quick drink turns into an all-night session, and he ends up stumbling out of the bar at closing time, absolutely hammered.

When he gets home, he is determined not to wake his family.

He quietly opens the door, slips off his shoes, and starts creeping up the stairs.

About halfway up, he loses his balance, tumbles backwards, and lands hard on his backside.

Normally, that would just bruise his ego, but tonight he has a couple of empty beer bottles in his back pockets.

They shatter, and the broken glass slices up his rear end.

He is so drunk he barely notices.

Later, while undressing in the bedroom, he spots blood on his underwear. Confused, he turns around to inspect the damage in the mirror and sees that his backside is a disaster.

So he grabs the first-aid kit and, squinting into the mirror, carefully starts sticking band-aids everywhere he sees a cut.

Satisfied with his "surgery," he crawls into bed and passes out.

The next morning, he wakes up with a pounding headache and a burning butt, trying to invent a believable excuse, when his wife walks in.

"You were wasted last night," she says.

"No, no," he replies.

"I just worked late, then had a couple of beers on the way home."

She snorts.

"A couple of beers? Please. You were obliterated. Where did you really go?"

"What makes you think I was that drunk?" he asks.

She folds her arms and says, "For starters, I found half a box of Band-Aids carefully stuck all over the bathroom mirror."

Knock, knock, this thing on?

Good morning

A Parental Dilemma

A woman is cleaning her 12 year-old son's room.
Under the bed she finds a serious cache of bondage gear, and fetish magazines.

Horrified, she tells her husband, and asks him;

"What are we going to do about it?"

He stares straight ahead at the wall and replies;

"I'm no expert, but I wouldn't spank him."

morning

MoreNing 

Bikes are happily sleeping in their new garage.  Only lost one turn signal in the process.  It was actually already broke anyways.

DM620, there many new excellent varieties of Widow Jane out there. 

Day 21: Artenom Seleccion de Tequila Anejo, 80 Proof. A bit smokey, spicey, hints of vanilla & caramel.

Bombing through NYC on a "Fixie"

Quote from: DarkMonster620 on December 21, 2025, 05:28:37 PMHello everybody

Nah, cannot get it locally, cannot get it unless I travel to US and purchase

What good is it in the bottle?