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#91
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by LMT - March 15, 2026, 11:51:28 AM
He will be a hooded PAPR.

Quote from: ducpainter on March 15, 2026, 10:57:37 AMI scared. :P

Please tell me you're wearing a respirator.
#92
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - March 15, 2026, 11:07:37 AM
I have some experience...more with repair than fabrication.

Nothing fancy, but stuff didn't break.
#93
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Monsterlover - March 15, 2026, 11:05:28 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 15, 2026, 10:57:37 AMI scared. :P

Please tell me you're wearing a respirator.

No hands on yet. Youtube University
#94
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - March 15, 2026, 10:57:37 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 15, 2026, 10:41:17 AMAfternoon.

I've been leaning about how to make things from carbon fiber. I have ....ideas
I scared. :P

Please tell me you're wearing a respirator.
#95
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Monsterlover - March 15, 2026, 10:41:17 AM
Afternoon.

I've been leaning about how to make things from carbon fiber. I have ....ideas
#96
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Duck-Stew - March 15, 2026, 10:18:29 AM
afternoon
#97
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - March 15, 2026, 10:17:04 AM
Good afternoon [bacon]
#98
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by herm - March 15, 2026, 09:08:47 AM
My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding a gun
"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed, shocked at my appearance.

"Quiet woman! I'm hunting decepticons!" I whispered back harshly.

She put her hands on her hips. "You've been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as decepticons!"

I blinked, realizing how stupid I looked.

"I guess you're right! Man I must look like and idiot!" I said.

She laughed.

I laughed.

The toaster laughed.

I shot the toaster.
#99
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by herm - March 15, 2026, 09:05:22 AM
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an older gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old man answered, "Let me tell you something, lady, I wasn't staring at you like you think; that would not be proper."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, Sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Well, lady, I can't figure out where you're keeping the money to pay the fair?"
#100
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by herm - March 15, 2026, 08:58:15 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 14, 2026, 09:26:50 AMA bear and a rabbit were pooping in the woods (where else would bear poop?). The bear looked over at the rabbit and said "does poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit replied indignantly "it most certainly does not!"
The bear said "good " and picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.

 [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]