Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turns the other brother and says, "Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm the chip monk."

A bear and a rabbit were pooping in the woods (where else would bear poop?). The bear looked over at the rabbit and said "does poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit replied indignantly "it most certainly does not!"
The bear said "good " and picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.

Morning.   

Keep us updated on the solar, window and siding project, Howie.  I'm afraid similar is in my not too distant future if I don't sell this house in the next year.

8 weeks with the new canine addition.  She's already cost me a bundle, pickiest eater ever, and hates the car. Almost as if Oliver was being channeled.  Ha!   Glad she's here with me though.


Onward to the usual Saturday of looking at projects and maybe getting a few done. 

Later.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

He was asked if they were willing to try it out.

They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

morning

Yes,flat (new) roof. The only obstruction would be snow.  After that comes heat pumps  better windows and siding.

Not a bad idea.

There are a couple of houses in my hood that are using solar panels as awning on the second floor balconies.

Quote from: ducpainter on March 13, 2026, 11:48:59 AMCool. Roof mounted, I'm guessing

Quote from: Howie on March 13, 2026, 11:16:55 AMThank you.

Busy planning, we are going solar.

Cool.

Roof mounted, I'm guessing