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#92
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - March 09, 2026, 05:04:59 AM
Good morning [coffee]
#93
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - March 09, 2026, 04:43:47 AM
morning
#94
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by Randimus Maximus - March 08, 2026, 09:33:31 PM
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.

Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
#95
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ungeheuer - March 08, 2026, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: Howie on March 06, 2026, 10:42:53 AMGood afternoon, busy locating Lotus stuff.
I think it's great that you have this Lotus thing going on mate  8)
#96
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Howie - March 08, 2026, 07:08:48 AM
Good morning [coffee]
#97
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by ducpainter - March 08, 2026, 06:36:49 AM
morning
#98
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by LMT - March 08, 2026, 05:43:44 AM
 [coffee]  [coffee]
#99
No Moto Content / Re: The Official "Say Anything...
Last post by Duck-Stew - March 08, 2026, 12:14:58 AM
morning
#100
No Moto Content / Re: DMF joke thread
Last post by Randimus Maximus - March 07, 2026, 08:53:15 PM
The preacher's 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.

"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."

"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.