Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

Started by optiato, August 26, 2008, 07:35:53 AM

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DucLeone

was taking a cruise around town, i see this guy getting in his car, he hears my bike gets back out of the Car and gives my a  [thumbsup]
was pretty cool
DUCATI NON E UNA MOTO, E UN STILE DI VIVERE
KISS FRENCH AND RIDE ITALIAN
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rgramjet

JESUS himself said he likes my bike!!


He was building a stone wall for me when I pulled up on the Cromo.  Said it was "Muy Bonito!!"
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Jarvicious

We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

Monster Dave

Was parking in front of a Safeway for a quick run to get some bread when a guy came over to tell me that he got a ticket for parking his motorcycle where I had chosen to park, the best part was him saying that if I had been on a GSXR or some other bike, that he wouldn't have given me the heads up/warning about parking there, but because it was for a Ducati rider it was worth doing.  [thumbsup] [thumbsup]


DucHead

Quote from: Monster Dave on April 07, 2009, 11:56:01 AM
Was parking in front of a Safeway for a quick run to get some bread when a guy came over to tell me that he got a ticket for parking his motorcycle where I had chosen to park, the best part was him saying that if I had been on a GSXR or some other bike, that he wouldn't have given me the heads up/warning about parking there, but because it was for a Ducati rider it was worth doing.  [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

That dude's an ass.
'05 S4R (>47k mi); '04 Bandit 1200 (>92k mi; sold); '02 Bandit 1200 (>11k mi); '97 Bandit 1200 (2k mi); '13 FJR1300 (1k mi); IBA #28454 "45"

Monster Dave

Quote from: pompetta on April 07, 2009, 03:36:21 PM
That dude's an ass.

Hey, even though it doesn't matter to me what bikes people ride, it was still a nice compliment from a Duc fan. No need to be hate'n.

ducpainter

Quote from: Monster Dave on April 07, 2009, 03:45:45 PM
Hey, even though it doesn't matter to me what bikes people ride, it was still a nice compliment from a Duc fan. No need to be hate'n.
I don't think he's pompetta is hating...

the guy that complimented you...

proved he was a hater by his own words.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Newcatista

Father in Law: You told me he got a motorcycle. You didn't say it was a DUCATI!
Mother in Law: It is a motorcycle
FiL: It's more than just a motorcycle. It's the best on Earth!

Felt nice...

ducrider45

Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

Desmostro

I lane split up the the front of a red light.

Next to a metermaid in it's little open cart.
"[Gushing] OOoooo, that's pretty. And omg, that's so cool, I could just reach over and grab your ass! ha hA!"


Why do I have all these metermaid stories?  [puke]


If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

AZMonsterMan

I had just parked my bike in the parking lot at school and a guy on a Harley sees me stops and says, "Nice Duc, makes me want to get rid if this piece of Shit."

Ahhh, another Harley guy nearing salvation  ;D
"It was on the tip of everyone's tongue, we just gave it a name." 
                                -Fight Club

peanut_man

Quote from: AZMonsterMan on April 13, 2009, 06:30:27 AM
I had just parked my bike in the parking lot at school and a guy on a Harley sees me stops and says, "Nice Duc, makes me want to get rid if this piece of Shit."

Ahhh, another Harley guy nearing salvation  ;D

That's an awesome quote.

2005 Buell XB12S | 2006 Honda CBR 600RR | 2005 Ducati Multistrada 1000DS | 2009 Ducati Monster 696+

bishop

Had the bike for about 3 weeks now. So far got the standard, "Nice Bike", "Sweet Ride", etc. But I guess actions speak more them words. Last week, a guy was riding his bicycle past my bike, when he was right next to my bike he did a quick nod and smile to me, he rode a few feet further, turned to look back and lost his balance and fell of his bicycle. I couldn't stop laughing. I guess he was really embarrassed cause he was gone before I could go to help him.

the_Journeyman

Today after pulling into a gas station & stopping at the pump on my M750 <-- (that's important to the following comment)

*Gas pump fixer guy*  Dang, that thing sounds good!  What size is it?  900?  1200?

*Me*  Just a 750 with attitude

*Gas pump fixer guy*  No way, it sounds WAY bigger than a Harley 1200!!!

*Me* Yea, it's just a 750, but it's loads of fun!

*Gas pump fixer guy* Awesome, be careful out there

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

red baron

Best thing ever said:

No charge it's under warranty. [laugh]
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