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ducpainter

#30
September 25, 2008, 04:27:12 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 25, 2008, 03:44:52 AM
not to be a party pooper but...  ;D

i vote for NoT blowing up the can at DIMBY08

it will attract varmints and the much feared fisher cat  :-\

the mystery PIF is hilarious  [laugh]
fishers don't eat beans...

they eat cats.
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TiNi

#31
September 25, 2008, 04:58:14 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 25, 2008, 04:27:12 AM
fishers don't eat beans...

they eat cats.

quiet you  :P

work with me here, will ya  [laugh]

Monsterlover

#32
September 25, 2008, 05:41:34 AM
While I do like the roaming beans idea, I really love throwing shit into fire [evil]

What worries me with that, though, is that the can might just split open and really not do much.

I need it to rain beans.

I had considered using a hole saw in the top of the can and slipping a fat firecracker down in there and then resealing the can (minus the hole for the fuse)

That might work well [evil]
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Monsterlover

#33
September 25, 2008, 05:43:24 AM
Quote from: He Man on September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
I got a good one. Pay me $$ and film me eating it.



Sorry to burst your bubble, but ive had 1 year past expiration can of Bush beans. i ate it with 4 hotdogs and pooped it out later that day.

nothing happened.


i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.

There was never a bubble for you to burst.

I know they're still good.  I just can't eat that many beans myself.  Ok, I don't want to eat that many beans myself ;D

Ive had this can for years and it's time they made something of themselves [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

mitt

#34
September 25, 2008, 05:52:05 AM
access to a .50 cal?

mitt

Monsterlover

#35
September 25, 2008, 06:30:34 AM
I WISH!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ZLTFUL

#36
September 25, 2008, 08:32:19 AM
I can PM you instuctions on making a pipe bomb out of household items...and either remote or fused ignition of said pipe bomb.

And with waterproof fusing, you wouldn't even have to reseal the hole...

Or you could build yourself a catapult out of angle iron and garage door springs...
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Monsterlover

#37
September 25, 2008, 09:02:18 AM
[evil]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I have waterproof cannon fuse already.  Imagine that [laugh]

Catapult idea is great, but not so portable.  I really think the beans need to die at DIMBY2.0

Now the remote fused pipe bomb from household materials. . . I am awaiting your PM

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

rgramjet

#38
September 25, 2008, 09:09:16 AM
Quote from: mitt on September 25, 2008, 05:52:05 AM
access to a .50 cal?

mitt

Heck with the .50 cal.....eat the can of beans all by yourself then have someone follow you around with a video camera for the next 12 hours.....make sure you drink some dark beer and eat a couple'a hard boiled eggs. 

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KnightofNi

#39
September 25, 2008, 09:18:23 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 25, 2008, 09:02:18 AM
[evil]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I have waterproof cannon fuse already.  Imagine that [laugh]

Catapult idea is great, but not so portable.  I really think the beans need to die at DIMBY2.0

Now the remote fused pipe bomb from household materials. . . I am awaiting your PM

;D

f the catapult. build a trebuchet. they are far cooler.

or make an air cannon to fire the can out.

or, i have a 1/4 stick that i need to find a use for....
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ducpainter

#40
September 25, 2008, 09:21:08 AM
This oughta be interesting...

explosives and copious amounts of alcohol.... [roll]

and a neighbor with a badge.    [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


KnightofNi

#41
September 25, 2008, 09:40:08 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 25, 2008, 09:21:08 AM
This oughta be interesting...

explosives and copious amounts of alcohol.... [roll]

and a neighbor with a badge.    [laugh]

tini can call in something to get him away for a while.

from her cell phone.

from the next county over.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

the_Journeyman

#42
September 25, 2008, 10:19:14 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 25, 2008, 05:43:24 AM
Ok, I don't want to eat that many beans myself ;D

Neither does anyone else that shares work/living space with you  [laugh]

If you do the dog idea, make sure it's a dog that spends a good amount of time INSIDE  [evil]

JM
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TiNi

#43
September 25, 2008, 10:21:25 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 25, 2008, 09:40:08 AM
tini can call in something to get him away for a while.

from her cell phone.

from the next county over.

[thumbsup] the next county is where i'll be if it's raining baked beans in nate's backyard  [laugh]

Popeye the Sailor

#44
September 25, 2008, 11:08:31 AM
Cut a number of small holes in the bottom of the can around the perimeter. 4-6 should do. Place the can in a stainless pan of water (with maybe a half inch of the water above the bottom of the can). Cut a hole in the top of the can and place a fairly decently sized explosive in it. Ideally 1/8 stick of dynamite or some such. Light it. Run.



The force of the explosion should all be directed downwards though the can, the water will slow it's exit, forcing the can to basically launch it's way skywards ejecting beans the whole way like some sort of make the beast with two backsed up propellant.


This is best done while sending the can at some sort of angle skywards, ideally over some sort of gathering of people you don't like. Possibly illinois nazis. I hate illinois nazis.
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