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[Grampa]

perfect opportunity to buy that part of the business from him BP!  he needs money badly....you can get a hell of a deal

If I had the money.... I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I have awesome employees, and a great relationship with not only my vendors, but with our customers.

[Grampa]

He trains and sells helper monkeys.

the lil make the beast with two backsers bite when new

[TiAvenger]

If I had the money.... I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I have awesome employees, and a great relationship with not only my vendors, but with our customers.

how much you need.

[Grampa]

how much you need.

I dunno. I doubt that he would sell it now, see'n how it's the only real source of income he has.

I have about 70 grand in inventory (most of which is counted at a higher cost  than what it actually cost, another of his accounting fudges), but I have no idea how much the property is worth.

[Porsche Monkey]

Damn BP, sorry to hear this. I hope everything works out for you real quick. Jon

[Grampa]

Damn BP, sorry to hear this. I hope everything works out for you real quick. Jon

I'll be ok. I just feel like I'm back to square one again. I hated the chutes and ladders game as a kid.... and I hate it in real life.

Thanks everybody for letting me vent and for the words of encouragement.

[TiAvenger]

I dunno. I doubt that he would sell it now, see'n how it's the only real source of income he has.

I have about 70 grand in inventory (most of which is counted at a higher cost  than what it actually cost, another of his accounting fudges), but I have no idea how much the property is worth.

~ 300k would be my guess.


250k would be a decent offer, for property, inventory, and name.  Toss in a 5 year no compete.

or

wait till it fails and offer 100k

[Grampa]

~ 300k would be my guess.


250k would be a decent offer, for property, inventory, and name.  Toss in a 5 year no compete.

or

wait till it fails and offer 100k

I dont have 250k, and the banks aint loan'n money these days.

one of my old employees opened up a shop down the street, I should see if he wants me to run his store, take my vendors with me.

[ZLTFUL]

You always have a place in the beer biz in Iowa.


Besides that, you have plenty of animals to kick to make you feel better. (I'm just kidding you friggin PETA pansies!) 

[stopintime]

we sell windows and patio doors

Was it you who once told us how you responded to an angry customer "why would you buy a broken window?" That story tells me you (?) have a functioning head and will be best served putting it to use elsewhere. Sooner than later in your own business (when the time is right). Good luck!

[CairnsDuc]

Sad part is, as soon as I read the topic name, I knew, before even looking, who wrote the topic.

our good friend BP 

Sorry to read of your situation Joel, But I had a good chuckle at your Topic Title 

make the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmothermake the beast with two backserassfacecocksuckerdumbmake the beast with two backsasswhipemake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backs

That's poetry!

[KnightofNi]

bp.....you can try to point out everything you just told us and then start looking for a new job, or you can just start looking for a new job and GTFO of there.

i understand you are venting and all, but if it's bothering you as much as it seems you should do something about it.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Sorry to read of your situation Bob, But I had a good chuckle at your Topic Title 

Pssst-his name is Joel   Bob is his cat.




Joel, I'd like to second buying the business, if you can. Or better yet, just opening a second one, and taking the customers with you. You're not as hard up as your idiot boss-you can probably undersell him.

[Grampa]

Sad part is, as soon as I read the topic name, I knew, before even looking, who wrote the topic.

our good friend BP 

Sorry to read of your situation Bob, But I had a good chuckle at your Topic Title 
That's poetry!

I'm calm now

I'm good a figuring out my mistakes, and I'll fix this.

I use to wait for opportunities, now I work at making them for myself, so I'm sure I'll be ok in all this.

[Grampa]

you should do something about it.

I'm on dat