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Author Topic: Ben Spies. F%^K YEAH! and maybe some spoilers  (Read 183081 times)
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« Reply #435 on: April 12, 2012, 03:17:52 AM »

if it was halfway through the season and it was a bad season thus far....I could understand the sentiment...but it was the 1st race of the season and I think we all know and Yamaha expect to see much better results of the Ben on this machine...geeeez
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« Reply #436 on: April 19, 2012, 11:44:47 AM »

just to get some people a lil wet...


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« Reply #437 on: April 19, 2012, 03:03:29 PM »

she ended up on some reality show later.  derb, what was that?
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« Reply #438 on: April 19, 2012, 03:09:08 PM »

I wanna be in the middle of that scooter sammich. 

Yeah, I said it.   Tongue
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« Reply #439 on: April 19, 2012, 03:10:43 PM »

she ended up on some reality show later.  derb, what was that?

"the reality of speed" and "beauty and the geek"...

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« Reply #440 on: April 19, 2012, 03:21:14 PM »

How can I get my iPhone's home button to give me derby instead of that useless chick?

Siri, how can I exchange you for derby?
I don't think you have any meetings with "Derby"

Siri, please become derby.
Sorry, I don't understand "please become derby"

Siri, do you know everything, like derby does?
I can't answer that.  

Siri, is derby magical?
How about a web search for 'Siri is Darby Metra'?

Siri, you dumb slut, you're useless.
I'm just trying to help you.

Siri, can you be as useful as derby?
I can't answer that.
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« Reply #441 on: April 19, 2012, 03:27:14 PM »

"the reality of speed" and "beauty and the geek"...

the latter happened to be on one day (really...) -- i picked up the phone and called derby: "dude, ben's ex is on tv.  it's not good."
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« Reply #442 on: April 20, 2012, 02:44:44 AM »

How can I get my iPhone's home button to give me derby instead of that useless chick?

Siri, how can I exchange you for derby?
I don't think you have any meetings with "Derby"

Siri, please become derby.
Sorry, I don't understand "please become derby"

Siri, do you know everything, like derby does?
I can't answer that.  

Siri, is derby magical?
How about a web search for 'Siri is Darby Metra'?

Siri, you dumb slut, you're useless.
I'm just trying to help you.

Siri, can you be as useful as derby?
I can't answer that.
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« Reply #443 on: April 20, 2012, 11:10:32 AM »

LOL! Spidey...I was asking my Siri the same shit 2 nights ago! Great (twisted) minds think alike!

Of course, I added:

"Siri, would you shut the make the beast with two backs up and die so that I can replace you with derby?"
"That wasn't very nice."
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« Reply #444 on: May 05, 2012, 11:43:47 AM »

Cal is coming for you Ben   Shocked
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« Reply #445 on: May 06, 2012, 06:50:49 PM »

Cal is coming for you Ben   Shocked

You can say that again.
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« Reply #446 on: May 09, 2012, 05:28:32 AM »

Yeah WTF been re you going to be the next Colin Edwards. Qualifys well be no show for the race?  Breaking my heart.....
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« Reply #447 on: July 03, 2012, 05:11:39 AM »

http://www.speedtv.com/video/moto-racing/motogp-ben-spies-interview-dutch-tt-2012-1712922399001
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« Reply #448 on: July 05, 2012, 09:29:00 AM »

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2012/Jul/120704a.htm
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« Reply #449 on: July 05, 2012, 02:31:13 PM »


 Roll Eyes Ben the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see you've got a friend in me bow down
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