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For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

Started by Oldfisti, January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

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KnightofNi

#90
January 27, 2009, 06:15:34 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 05:30:29 AM
[laugh]  [laugh]

I guess it's a two way street, we wouldn't be so manipulative if guys weren't so stupid!  :P

then why is it so much worse when there is a group of women?  :)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Popeye the Sailor

#91
January 27, 2009, 10:31:08 AM
Idk, but I got all sorts of dirty looks when I refused to dive off a dock to retrieve a cell phone a female friend of mine had dropped. It was down a good 15 feet.

The dirty looks continued even after I explained that

1) It's not my phone

2) You dropped it, numbnuts

3) It's probably ruined already

4) I can't swim

and

5) You're wearing a white T-shirt.


I think it was the last comment that got the dirty looks.  [laugh]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Oldfisti

#92
January 27, 2009, 11:49:23 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 05:30:29 AM
[laugh]  [laugh]

I guess it's a two way street, we wouldn't be so manipulative if guys weren't so stupid!  :P


Yeah but we're manipulated so much we don't know what the hell is going on, so it's more like a catch 22!     [bang]           [laugh]
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Jumptship

#93
January 27, 2009, 07:29:50 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 27, 2009, 10:31:08 AM
4) I can't swim

Really, you can't swim...?  Weird.


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Popeye the Sailor

#94
January 27, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
Quote from: Jumptship on January 27, 2009, 07:29:50 PM
Really, you can't swim...?  Weird.


[cheeky]

I don't like the water. Fish pee in it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

SacDuc

#95
January 27, 2009, 08:05:54 PM


Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for billion dollars?
Woman: Sure!
Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for ten dollars?
Woman: No! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Man: We just established what kind of girl you are. Now we are just negotiating terms.



sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Grampa

#96
January 27, 2009, 08:07:36 PM
anybody want my virginity?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

SacDuc

#97
January 27, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 27, 2009, 08:07:36 PM
anybody want my virginity?

I think I speak for everyone when I say

NO!
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Grampa

#98
January 27, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on January 27, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
I think I speak for everyone when I say

NO!

are you sure?

I kept it in here



right next to the seamonkey ad
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

somegirl

#99
January 27, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Jumptship on January 27, 2009, 07:29:50 PM
Really, you can't swim...?  Weird.

especially considering how much time he's spent on a boat and how much he loves them. [roll]
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Popeye the Sailor

#100
January 27, 2009, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 27, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
especially considering how much time he's spent on a boat and how much he loves them. [roll]

Pfft-if I liked the water why would I be in a boat?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DaniD

#101
January 27, 2009, 08:55:34 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 27, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
I don't like the water. Fish pee in it.

They do more than pee in it!!  :o
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

Jarvicious

#102
January 27, 2009, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 08:55:34 PM
They do more than pee in it!!  :o

Me too.















Wait.  What are we talking about?
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

TiNi

#103
January 28, 2009, 04:05:39 AM
Quote from: somegirl on January 27, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
especially considering how much time he's spent on a boat and how much he loves them. [roll]

i agree! i was shocked when dave told me he doesn't swim.

rgramjet

#104
January 28, 2009, 05:27:39 AM
That just makes him a better......seaman!
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