Funniest Coworker Prank You've Done....

Started by Monster Dave, January 20, 2009, 07:46:38 AM

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sno_duc

I think I was in the 3rd year of my apprenticeship before I every used prussian blue in a " textbook fashion ", of course by then I had to go to the tool crib and get yet another tube  :-\ .
A conclusion is the place you got tired of thinking

Mother

there is a new one in the works

one that even I find cruel

but the victim monitors me here on the DMF because he is a pathetic make the beast with two backs

so this is a little banner from me, telling you, that yes i know you try to find dirt on me here

and yes you are going to get burned

badly

but not by me

hehe  [popcorn]

Hope you have a nice day

prick

Oldfisti

Quote from: Mother on January 23, 2009, 11:39:02 PM
there is a new one in the works

one that even I find cruel

but the victim monitors me here on the DMF because he is a pathetic make the beast with two backs

so this is a little banner from me, telling you, that yes i know you try to find dirt on me here

and yes you are going to get burned

badly

but not by me

hehe  [popcorn]

Hope you have a nice day

prick


[popcorn]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DW

The best prank can often times be the one you get someone else to pull for you. 

While teaching at A&P school (Aircraft maintenance) I had a student that always fell asleep in class.  I dropped hints to a couple of other students to have them weave paperclips into the fabric of his chair with wire leads attached to them.  As soon as he dosed off, a magneto was attached to the leads and spun up.  Lots of volts passing through your seat tends to wake you up in a hurry.

Another student came back with a magneto trying to shock the teacher.  Problem was, he didn't fully grasp the concept that he was an integral part of the circuit the way he was holding the mag.  Ended up shocking himself instead of me. 

A guy I worked with would charge up small capacitors and leave them laying around on his desk for people to pick up.

Anti seize has plenty of similar prank uses to prussian blue...

Two of my co-workers showed up with identical tool boxes.  Tons of fun just switching the boxes and watching them cuss that their keys wouldn't work.

Put a small bead of epoxy on the castors for someone's rollaway toolbox and see if they can move it the next day.  Whenever the wheel rolls around to that point, it will just lock up and drag.

Wheel chocks under car tires.

Tie down the tail of an aircraft after someone has done their pre-flight.



Unfortunately, I am in a position where I don't get to do pranks anymore.  Got to be responsible.

Bigbore4

I currently have an "anoyatron" from Thinkeek dot com randomly beeping in one of my colleagues cubes.  Battery is supposed to last about three months.

Had to move it once already, he was ready to tear the fire alarm thingies out of the ceiling.  I am in on Saturday, he's not here and I chuckle every time it beeps.

He may do me bodily harm when he finds it tho, he's pretty wound up.  Best ten buck ya can ever spend.
Dave
96 M900         05 FJR         86 SRX6        
And a brand new Super Tenere coming in no one knows

ducatiz

Quote from: Bigbore4 on January 24, 2009, 07:14:43 AM
I currently have an "anoyatron" from Thinkeek dot com randomly beeping in one of my colleagues cubes.  Battery is supposed to last about three months.

Had to move it once already, he was ready to tear the fire alarm thingies out of the ceiling.  I am in on Saturday, he's not here and I chuckle every time it beeps.

He may do me bodily harm when he finds it tho, he's pretty wound up.  Best ten buck ya can ever spend.

those are fantastic.. even better are the nauseatrons.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 24, 2009, 07:28:24 AM
those are fantastic.. even better are the nauseatrons.

Google turned up nothing useful. What's a nauseatron?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

jdubbs32584

Quote from: Mother on January 23, 2009, 11:39:02 PM
there is a new one in the works

one that even I find cruel

but the victim monitors me here on the DMF because he is a pathetic make the beast with two backs

so this is a little banner from me, telling you, that yes i know you try to find dirt on me here

and yes you are going to get burned

badly

but not by me

hehe  [popcorn]

Hope you have a nice day

prick

The guy I met right? Pathetic make the beast with two backs and prick indeed. I eagerly await the results.  [popcorn]

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell


Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell


Grampa

Quote from: JBubble on January 24, 2009, 01:09:55 PM
Aww crap.  :o

did  I ever tell you about the last time I rode an s2r800?   [laugh]


Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: bobspapa on January 24, 2009, 01:11:30 PM
did  I ever tell you about the last time I rode an s2r800?   [laugh]




Get video this time.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.