Missing Pizza Pie

Started by He Man, January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM

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Grampa

Quote from: He Man on January 22, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
your trying to tell me a cat can eat twice its body weight?


???

you've never met  bob (or blob as he is known around these parts)
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Quote from: He Man on January 22, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
your trying to tell me a cat can eat twice its body weight?


???

And the box too!  Maybe the cat likes rice-cakes  [cheeky]

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

mitt

Why is this thread still on page 1?


the_Journeyman

Uh...  Unless yours paginates differently to mine, it's on page three ~

Jm
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Oldfisti

Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 22, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
Uh...  Unless yours paginates differently to mine, it's on page three ~

Jm


I think mitt is bored with this thread.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

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Quote from: mitt on January 22, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
Why is this thread still on page 1?



Various idiots probably keep posting, although said posts add nothing to a silly topic.



Also: bump.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


He Man

Quote from: bobspapa on January 22, 2009, 08:54:48 AM
you've never met  bob (or blob as he is known around these parts)

Is bob a cat or a person? thats a horrible name for a cat if it is. But i guess you have so many cats you might of ran out of names. :)

Quote from: mitt on January 22, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
Why is this thread still on page 1?


Why is anything still on page one. I still want my pizza.

Porsche Monkey

One meat lovers pizza coming up.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


VisceralReaction

Years ago when in college I kept having food disappear. Now I don't mean just little bits here and there.
I would go to sleep after making a sandwich and then next morning the whole loaf of bread would be gone.
Wrapper and all! I start harassing the roomies about my missing food. What was odd was that it was only stuff left out
on the counter. Bread, bagels, pizza, peanut butter etc.
Well one night I come into the living room and hear something in the kitchen and I was like HA I'll catch the make the beast with two backser in the act
this time. I flip on the light and the biggest make the beast with two backsing rat I have ever seen if making off with a whole loaf of bread. He goes
across the counter and disappears behind the fridge. We pulled the fridge out the next morning and there is a huge hole.
Something to think about. Or your brother........ [laugh]
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He Man

Quote from: Ducaholic on January 22, 2009, 11:54:09 AM
One meat lovers pizza coming up.

You can make jokes all you want buddy. But your gonna be the one stuck on the island with the magic fridge that has nothing inside. when everyone is having bacon and pepperoni pizza. ;)


So now your making the argument that a giant rat ate the pizza and disposed of hte box? or the rat draged teh pizza box back to his lair? this is frighten shit.