The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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Popeye the Sailor

Nate-what'd the plumber do to you?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

Quote from: Dwead Piwate Woberts on September 08, 2012, 01:30:01 PM
Nate-what'd the plumber do to you?
First...

His apprentice ran two lines underslab and screwed both of them up.

My washer drain isn't in the wall, and the box for the shower drain is in the hall closet.

So...when they came to start to do the 2nd floor rough I explained how the slab was the finished floor and they needed to be careful. He, the apprentice who is now a licensed plumber, was goofing around making like he was going to spill glue or primer...haha.

So he couldn't figure out how to get his pitch on the drain from the upstairs bath and asked if he could drill through the flange on an I-joist. I explained if he did they'd be replacing the I-joist. Jim and I showed him where he went wrong. So he's drilling with a 4" hole saw. He stops and point the drill towards the floor and the hole saw falls out.

My reaction wasn't pretty. After I finished screaming about how a make the beast with two backsing license should know how to tighten a drill chuck I just walked away before I said something I'd regret.

Otherwise...nuthin'
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Scoober1103

Morning and evening!

Without offending anyone I have noticed apprentices have changed since I was one......not generalising but a common observation!
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.

ducpainter

Quote from: Scoober1103 on September 08, 2012, 05:44:14 PM
Morning and evening!

Without offending anyone I have noticed apprentices have changed since I was one......not generalising but a common observation!
No offense taken.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Scoober1103

We built a house a few years ago (had one built) and the quality of workmanship was terrible! Not just one trade either, all of them. We never lived in that house! Priced it accordingly and sold it! Was our dream block and dream design!

This house, our first one finished from front to back! And we are never moving ever again! Love it!
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: ducpainter on September 08, 2012, 02:05:20 PM
First...

His apprentice ran two lines underslab and screwed both of them up.

My washer drain isn't in the wall, and the box for the shower drain is in the hall closet.

So...when they came to start to do the 2nd floor rough I explained how the slab was the finished floor and they needed to be careful. He, the apprentice who is now a licensed plumber, was goofing around making like he was going to spill glue or primer...haha.

So he couldn't figure out how to get his pitch on the drain from the upstairs bath and asked if he could drill through the flange on an I-joist. I explained if he did they'd be replacing the I-joist. Jim and I showed him where he went wrong. So he's drilling with a 4" hole saw. He stops and point the drill towards the floor and the hole saw falls out.

My reaction wasn't pretty. After I finished screaming about how a make the beast with two backsing license should know how to tighten a drill chuck I just walked away before I said something I'd regret.

Otherwise...nuthin'

I would've fired him. You're apparently more patient than me.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



lethe

'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

wait till the Martian gets here to really muddy the waters
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



lethe

Quote from: ducpainter on September 09, 2012, 03:34:59 AM
wait till the Martian gets here to really muddy the waters
so he's the one hoarding all the elusive water on Mars?
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Ddan

Morning

He keeps the water in a salt mine, I think
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ungeheuer

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Quote from: DMFerFKP on September 09, 2012, 03:40:25 AM
Morning

He keeps the water in a salt mine, I think
I try to be a little more pacific than that.

Gruntings  ;D
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Monsterlover

ML is awakened by a lone cat puking in the distance ...

And his day begins
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ungeheuer

I'm not an especially keen observer of puking cats......

.....but I'd imagine that it'd take more than a distant lone one to disrupt my slumber.

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Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Monsterlover

Quote from: ungeheuer on September 09, 2012, 04:08:36 AM
I'm not an especially keen observer of puking cats......

Ill try to catch the next event on video for you :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**