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DarkMonster620

#157830
October 02, 2014, 09:26:42 AM
some here from Kalamazoo, MI? someone called my phone from there
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#157831
October 02, 2014, 09:59:49 AM
Quote from: LMT on October 02, 2014, 07:02:14 AM
I slept in. Not feeling all that good.

How long will you keep the ducks dp?
Since they come pre-painted...

I'll keep the females and send the males down the road...

somehow. :-\
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#157832
October 02, 2014, 10:00:56 AM
and how you get more eggs if only females ???
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#157833
October 02, 2014, 10:14:18 AM
Quote from: The Last In Line on October 02, 2014, 10:00:56 AM
and how you get more eggs if only females ???

Easy-if half his ducks are female and laying eggs production is at 50%.

If he gets rid of the males so all the ducks are laying that bring him up to 100% egg production. Twice as much!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

the_Journeyman

#157834
October 02, 2014, 11:06:20 AM
Afterning.

Looks like the Memphis Belle will be buzzing around locally this weekend!  Might have to try and snap a few pics.  Won't be paying for a flight in it though!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

#157835
October 02, 2014, 01:16:19 PM
Quote from: The Last In Line on October 02, 2014, 10:00:56 AM
and how you get more eggs if only females ???
Carlos...

let me explain something about the way things work.

In people you only need a male if you want a kid. A woman will still have her monthly cycle.

You don't need a male to get eggs.

You only need males if you want more ducks....and male ducks are lucky...they get 5 or 6 females.

I already have one male...

How else did I get these ducklings?

Kids... [roll] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

This place cracks me up.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Needle99

#157836
October 02, 2014, 01:41:39 PM
Are you an egg?
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DarkMonster620

#157837
October 02, 2014, 01:53:39 PM
dp, I had no idea how things work with ducks . . .

have a meeting tomorrow regarding "work"
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

koko64

#157838
October 02, 2014, 03:59:56 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 02, 2014, 01:16:19 PM
Carlos...

let me explain something about the way things work.

In people you only need a male if you want a kid. A woman will still have her monthly cycle.

You don't need a male to get eggs.

You only need males if you want more ducks....and male ducks are lucky...they get 5 or 6 females.

I already have one male...

How else did I get these ducklings?

Kids... [roll] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

This place cracks me up.

[laugh]

And that one male is king until Christmas.. ;)
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DarkMonster620

#157839
October 02, 2014, 04:28:41 PM Last Edit: October 02, 2014, 04:48:47 PM by The Last In Line
so, evening from home . . .

have some "vaca frita" on the making will add some white rice and black beans . . . I think I feel Cuban chico !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#157840
October 02, 2014, 04:38:27 PM
Quote from: Needle99 on October 02, 2014, 01:41:39 PM
Are you an egg?
We all were at one point. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#157841
October 02, 2014, 04:49:11 PM
EverNing, EveryBody. (Sans One)

Quote from: ducpainter on October 02, 2014, 04:38:27 PM
We all were at one point. ;D

The bigger question is Good or Bad...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#157842
October 02, 2014, 04:55:15 PM
Quote from: Bick on October 02, 2014, 04:49:11 PM

The bigger question is Good or Bad...

yup... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


koko64

#157843
October 02, 2014, 04:55:45 PM
Morning all.
Just had scrambled eggs on toast.
2015 Scrambler 800
2013 M1100 Evo

DarkMonster620

#157844
October 02, 2014, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: koko64 on October 02, 2014, 04:55:45 PM
Morning all.
Just had scrambled eggs on toast.
will do it for brekkie tomorrow . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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