The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[koko64]

My mum gets fresh free range eggs off a cousin, so we get 4 or 5 dozen build up in the fridge. We have to get through them, so big 4 egg breaky.

When I was a weight lifter many years ago, I had four eggs every morning included in my morning meal. I nearly ate as much as Carlos.

[Bick]

[koko64]

Ah yes, I remember. Feel sick thinking about it.
Boiled eggs seem the hardest to digest, especially over boiled.

[DarkMonster620]

at times I have a 4 egg omellet or scrambled . . . don't forget the toast, one for each egg

[koko64]

 
People used to say I would have high cholesterol, but it was about 3, the lowest the doc saw all year.
Bum Nuts are good for you.

[Speeddog]

Tried to fit some Hong Kong bodywork to an 848 today.
Took twice as long as it would for OEM bodywork, and the result was maybe 50% as good from 10 feet away.
Quite a few holes didn't line up with the mounts, and several ears were 1/4"-1/2" away from the mounts.
So those didn't get any screws, but that wasn't such a big deal, as the customer didn't supply enough screws anyway.

He had asked me to quote over the phone for an engine swap on his bike, he'd provide it stripped, and provide the new bodywork to be installed.
He complained about my price, saying he had gotten a lower quote elsewhere, but wasn't sure if they could do the job.
I asked him what his point was.

[koko64]

Oh man. That's why there's a dickhead surcharge.

[Speeddog]

Thankfully, those types are few and far between.

I saw a new term for an old problem; "handlebar actuator malfunction". 

[Scoober1103]

evening.

[ungeheuer]

And not just any evening either 

Friday evening no less 

And long past beer o'clock too 

[ducpainter]

morning

[ungeheuer]

I dont care what you say.

It's booze O'Clock 

And I

am

thirsty 

[ducpainter]

Then have at it.

I'm having coffee.

[Needle99]

Evening....

Definitely drink o'clock....

[ungeheuer]

we're all

agreed then.