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« Reply #165555 on: March 03, 2015, 05:38:54 AM »
Did you ever tell us which one of your troops kicked you in the knee Major?
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« Reply #165556 on: March 03, 2015, 06:10:21 AM »
Quote from: The Last In Line on March 03, 2015, 03:42:45 AM
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhut_jolokia

when sleeping I just sleep and move . . . it was the pain that woke me up . . .

Is that all? 900.5 times hotter than tabasco sauce 😱

You may have to sleep less Carlos! Lol!

Hope you get your Ducs serviced/sorted soon DP.

Hope the drive and catch up with your dad goes well LMT.

Bick, did a fellow soldier give you the boot??
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« Reply #165557 on: March 03, 2015, 06:13:07 AM »
Night all.
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« Reply #165558 on: March 03, 2015, 06:37:41 AM »
Quote from: Bick on March 03, 2015, 05:33:34 AM
Still hours away. 

How does the iron leg feel today?
Feels heavy and cold and somwwhat stiff ... seems I napped a bit
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #165559 on: March 03, 2015, 07:24:22 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 03, 2015, 05:38:54 AM
Did you ever tell us which one of your troops kicked you in the knee Major?

Are the enlisted folk retaining the Major?



Morning everyone.  coffee
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« Reply #165560 on: March 03, 2015, 07:26:22 AM »
Hard tellin'

How'zit?
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« Reply #165561 on: March 03, 2015, 07:36:44 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 03, 2015, 05:38:54 AM
Did you ever tell us which one of your troops kicked you in the knee Major?

An unnamed PFC questioned the amount of force it would take to make my boot fit up his ass.

Simple physics lesson.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #165562 on: March 03, 2015, 07:37:35 AM »
Quote from: Bick on March 03, 2015, 07:36:44 AM
An unnamed PFC questioned the amount of force it would take to make my boot fit up his ass.

Simple physics lesson.
Sounds like you both lost. Grin
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« Reply #165563 on: March 03, 2015, 07:45:04 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 03, 2015, 07:26:22 AM
Hard tellin'

How'zit?

It's good-this responsibility thing-it sucks.

I'm still hammering away on bodywork these days. I have new rear quarters to install. Getting closer and closer.

Clutch is going on my F350-I need to make room to fix it.  Tongue
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« Reply #165564 on: March 03, 2015, 07:47:58 AM »
Had some pbj+nutella sammich as midmorning snack . . . yes, and a glass of milk
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #165565 on: March 03, 2015, 07:55:32 AM »
Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 03, 2015, 07:45:04 AM
It's good-this responsibility thing-it sucks.


You'll most likely grow into it.

Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 03, 2015, 07:45:04 AM
I'm still hammering away on bodywork these days. I have new rear quarters to install. Getting closer and closer.

Clutch is going on my F350-I need to make room to fix it.  Tongue
You need to start three or four more projects so you spend most of your time pushing things in and out of the shop. Grin
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« Reply #165566 on: March 03, 2015, 08:10:04 AM »
That Chrysler is going to be done at the shop it's at soon then I need to paint it, too.

Falcon, then F350 clutch, then while that's working I can do the 120k on the Honda and then paint the Chrysler.

There's a Jeep somewhere in there, a hardwood floor, a few rooms to paint, and raising some little people.

I think I need a beer.
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« Reply #165567 on: March 03, 2015, 08:15:15 AM »
Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 03, 2015, 08:10:04 AM
That Chrysler is going to be done at the shop it's at soon then I need to paint it, too.

Falcon, then F350 clutch, then while that's working I can do the 120k on the Honda and then paint the Chrysler.

There's a Jeep somewhere in there, a hardwood floor, a few rooms to paint, and raising some little people.

I think I need a beer.
Just have them deliver it back to you primed in a product similar to what you're using on the Falcon. It's waterproof and you can leave it outside until you're ready. You'll have some sun degradation, and it will rust if you leave it out uncovered for too long because of the UV degrading the primer. Alternatively...as soon as you get it back get yourself some urethane primer, spray a couple of coats, and it can stay outside a long time.

Skip to the good stuff.
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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« Reply #165568 on: March 03, 2015, 09:12:54 AM »
Just got an email.  My local Ducati/Triumph dealer is closing its doors.   Undecided

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« Reply #165569 on: March 03, 2015, 09:14:45 AM »
Any mention of the franchises being picked up?
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