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DarkMonster620

#177420
December 09, 2015, 04:19:49 PM
evening . .. I AM HOME
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

#177421
December 09, 2015, 04:23:32 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on December 09, 2015, 08:54:37 AM
Sometimes Karma bites you in the ass...

Sometimes Karma eats you completely!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/08/alligator-kills-florida-burglary-suspect-hiding-cops/76966512/
after providing such admirable community service,  the aligator's reward seems a little unjust.
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ducpainter

#177422
December 09, 2015, 04:37:38 PM
T and I did a shit walk today...

bear shit...deer shit...

and a shitty view of Squam. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#177423
December 09, 2015, 05:20:18 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 09, 2015, 04:23:32 PM
after providing such admirable community service,  the aligator's reward seems a little unjust.

That was my thought.

Where's PETA when you need them?!!!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#177424
December 09, 2015, 06:41:12 PM
I think I shouldnt be mixing cement for extended periods . . . but, I wanted to feel that I had worked on the wall-fence . .  ouch
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Howie

#177425
December 09, 2015, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 09, 2015, 04:23:32 PM
after providing such admirable community service,  the aligator's reward seems a little unjust.

Dunno, I have no idea what the thief tasted like.

Howie

#177426
December 09, 2015, 08:37:02 PM
"We had trappers euthanize the gator and when we opened it up, there were some remains inside that were consistent with injuries found on the body."

USA TODAY

DOH [bang]  nevermind.

ungeheuer

#177427
December 10, 2015, 02:10:07 AM
Evening Ducatters
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ducpainter

#177428
December 10, 2015, 03:08:38 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#177429
December 10, 2015, 03:12:10 AM
I've never trodden in bear shit.

Koala shit, but never bear shit.

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ducpainter

#177430
December 10, 2015, 03:23:57 AM
Never Koala for us.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#177431
December 10, 2015, 03:31:01 AM
It smells like eucalyptus.

Imagine if human shit smelt like eucalyptus?  Glade would go out of business.
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ducpainter

#177432
December 10, 2015, 03:35:40 AM
True...but how good does eucalyptus taste?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#177433
December 10, 2015, 03:41:44 AM
Greetings Weirdos  [coffee]

ducpainter

#177434
December 10, 2015, 03:44:47 AM
Us? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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