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LMT

#203580
February 10, 2020, 06:34:02 PM
Monday flew by!  I have finished my annual reading of all 7 Harry Potter books. Now on to planning my 14th!   [beer]

ducpainter

#203581
February 11, 2020, 03:36:43 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#203582
February 11, 2020, 04:03:21 AM
Good morning [coffee]

Duck-Stew

#203583
February 11, 2020, 04:09:24 AM
Morning.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

LMT

#203584
February 11, 2020, 05:39:26 AM
 [coffee] [coffee]

DarkMonster620

#203585
February 11, 2020, 12:43:40 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Speeddog

#203586
February 11, 2020, 02:27:38 PM
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~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

ducpainter

#203587
February 11, 2020, 06:11:21 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on February 11, 2020, 02:27:38 PM
They'll have that defeated by tomorrow.
Likely, but it is a valiant effort.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Speeddog

#203588
February 11, 2020, 06:45:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 11, 2020, 06:11:21 PM
Likely, but it is a valiant effort.

It is a very effective and clever approach, and definitely outside of the envelope.

Trouble is the squirrels have all day long to figure out how to conquer it.

Do they give up and find an easier target?
Or do they take it as a personal challenge?

- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA
(951) 640-8908

~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Howie

#203589
February 11, 2020, 07:57:40 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on February 11, 2020, 06:45:17 PM
It is a very effective and clever approach, and definitely outside of the envelope.

Trouble is the squirrels have all day long to figure out how to conquer it.

Do they give up and find an easier target?
Or do they take it as a personal challenge?



They are driven to prove they are superior to us.  I recommend reading Outwitting Squirrels by Bill Adler Jr.

Speeddog

#203590
February 11, 2020, 08:15:15 PM
I exited the house one day, to find a large squirrel spreadeagled on the walk, sunning himself *and* his enormous nutsack.

He turned, and without any other motion gave me the "What the make the beast with two backs are YOU lookin at?" stare.

I told him I was lookin at a IZ_ tailed rat that was fixing to get booted out onto the street, and continued walking straight toward him.

He waited til the last moment to run off.

The defiance was palpable.
- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA
(951) 640-8908

~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

ducpainter

#203591
February 12, 2020, 03:22:52 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#203592
February 12, 2020, 07:04:28 AM
Good morning [coffee]

Yep,squirrels do have balls!

Stella

#203593
February 12, 2020, 06:40:29 PM Last Edit: February 12, 2020, 07:24:55 PM by Stella
I had to channel my inner squirrel balls today when I was informed that I would not be getting paid commissions on sponsorships (part of my pay structure) for an event happening this coming Sunday that I worked my ass off in getting a record # of sponsors.

Big wtf.  Fired off an email documenting my pay structure and received a comical response back.  The guy is such an effing...._______ [fill in the blank].  I will see to it that I get paid.

But, it was a good day to have another phone job interview (same company as past two interviews).  Working on an in-person interview later next week.   [thumbsup]






"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Duck-Stew

#203594
February 12, 2020, 07:45:20 PM
That person is a dick.  Good luck with the new position...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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