The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[cyrus buelton]

I'll sell you a kid. Just like a dog, 'cept not trainable.

All my co-workers with dogs and infants/babies/etc say that dogs are easier than kids.

Would you agree with that assessment?

[Popeye the Sailor]

All my co-workers with dogs and infants/babies/etc say that dogs are easier than kids.

Would you agree with that assessment?

Given the geriatric age of our dogs, right now it's about the same-a lot of bathroom breaks, feeding, and care is needed.

Besides-only had a kid for three weeks as of today-not an authority. 

[cyrus buelton]

Given the geriatric age of our dogs, right now it's about the same-a lot of bathroom breaks, feeding, and care is needed.

Besides-only had a kid for three weeks as of today-not an authority. 

co-workers I speak of have their youngest kids at over 1.5yrs old.

So I am not sure what the deal with a little human of that age requires.

I am fixed, so no possibility to naturally have kids; if we change our minds, we have always been for adopting. We know we could provide for our own, but why not help a kid that will have a shit life? Also, my wife has no interest in being pregnant, breast feeding, etc etc.


In other news............

I  hope to get a thread started tomorrow night with the video of our red eared slider turtle devouring feeder fish.

It is like shark week in my living room 

I just need to edit it and add credits, music, etc.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Use the jaws theme music.


And tape a laser pointer to his head.

[cyrus buelton]

Use the jaws theme music.


And tape a laser pointer to his head.

I yjink iy sll depends on your children and how you raise them.



Don't care the flaming I will get for sayinf this............but puppies are harder than newborns from what I'v been told

[Stella]

What you've been told by whom?  Or what?!

Is this why you have pups - you wouldn't be challenged enough with simple human babies?

[GAAN]

What you've been told by whom?  Or what?!

Is this why you have pups - you wouldn't be challenged enough with simple human babies?

oh gawd

don't challenge him

the last thing the world needs is him spawning

[Stella]

oh gawd
don't challenge him
the last thing the world needs is him spawning

Spawn of the spell-check challenged.   

[TiNi]

it's a challenge just waking up today 

c'mon coffee 

[Stella]

Morning!  Need some toothpicks to prop the peepers open?

[Monsterlover]

That sounds a lot like an interrogation tactic

[Duck-Stew]

Quick N&R here (Ning & Run), Running late to work by a little bit.  Must get copious amounts of chain bought debil-juice as the work provided stuff is too weak. 

[Pip]

Ning all. Double dose of debil juice here.    Can't seem to get out of IDGAS mode at work.

[ducpainter]

morning...

I overslept.

I need a vacation from my vacation.

[Pip]

morning...

I overslept.

I need a vacation from my vacation.

Poor guy, you must be exhausted.