The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Popeye the Sailor]

Shouldn't the two of you be "honeymooning"?

Maybe he's away on business all the time?

[Bick]

Hey Mr. Max!  Cold meds finally kick in?

[Randimus Maximus]

We just honeymooned

I'm tired

Reason why you're hungry too?

Do you need a smoke, also?

[LMT]

My dog takes Benadryl every day, twice a day.

[Randimus Maximus]

Hey Mr. Max!  Cold meds finally kick in?

Not really.

[Grampa]

We just honeymooned

I'm tired

put some ointment on it.

[Randimus Maximus]

I imagine I should go try to find some food to eat. 

[Stella]

put some ointment on it.

Speaking of ointment:

During Saturday's 100 mile bicycle ride, a woman (not riding) stopped me to ask if I had any spare chamois cream (used for the inside of biking shorts to prevent chafing of those "special" areas).

No sorry I don't.

While she's asking, her husband is running to their rental jeep stripping off his bike shorts and CRYING!  "I'm in so much ____ pain!!!!"

Seems he forgot his own cream, borrowed cream from someone else's bag but grabbed the BenGay type cream and not the anti-chafing cream.   Oops.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Speaking of ointment:

During Saturday's 100 mile bicycle ride, a woman (not riding) stopped me to ask if I had any spare chamois cream (used for the inside of biking shorts to prevent chafing of those "special" areas).

No sorry I don't.

While she's asking, her husband is running to their rental jeep stripping off his bike shorts and CRYING!  "I'm in so much ____ pain!!!!"

Seems he forgot his own cream, borrowed cream from someone else's bag but grabbed the BenGay type cream and not the anti-chafing cream.   Oops.

If only you had some hot sauce with you.

[Bick]

Thank you for one last laugh, Stella!

And with that, I bid you all Good Night.

See you all this weekend.

[TiNi]

mmmm coffee 
morning

hi and bye.
You're in the midst of a whirlwind it sounds like.  
Hope the trip is, um,....productive?  lucrative?  educational?  naughty?  <insert your own adjective>

it's a whirlwind alright 
this trip is for work, and let's just say vegas is the last place in the world i want to go right now

[Ddan]

Cake is tomorrow 

Well then,   Happy Birthday Jim


Morning Mel.  Out of town might be just what you need.     

[TiNi]

Well then,   Happy Birthday Jim


Morning Mel.  Out of town might be just what you need.      

morning dan
you obviously haven't been to vegas  


happy birthday jim

[Ddan]

morning dan
you obviously haven't been to vegas  


happy birthday jim

True, I haven't.  Is it gonna be worse than going to the office every day?  I doubt it.   

[TiNi]

True, I haven't.  Is it gonna be worse than going to the office every day?  I doubt it.   

it actually will be worse. working at the office means i get to come home at night.
i'll miss my weekend too.