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Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 21, 2010, 04:37:28 PM
Shouldn't the two of you be "honeymooning"?
Maybe he's away on business all the time?
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Hey Mr. Max! Cold meds finally kick in?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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Quote from: Mother on September 21, 2010, 04:40:36 PM
We just honeymooned
I'm tired
Reason why you're hungry too?
Do you need a smoke, also?
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My dog takes Benadryl every day, twice a day.
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Quote from: Bick on September 21, 2010, 04:46:11 PM
Hey Mr. Max! Cold meds finally kick in?
Not really.
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Quote from: Mother on September 21, 2010, 04:40:36 PM
We just honeymooned
I'm tired
put some ointment on it.
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I imagine I should go try to find some food to eat.
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September 21, 2010, 05:08:40 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on September 21, 2010, 04:49:44 PM
put some ointment on it.
Speaking of ointment:
During Saturday's 100 mile bicycle ride, a woman (not riding) stopped me to ask if I had any spare chamois cream (used for the inside of biking shorts to prevent chafing of those "special" areas).
No sorry I don't.
While she's asking, her husband is running to their rental jeep stripping off his bike shorts and CRYING! "I'm in so much ____ pain!!!!"
Seems he forgot his own cream, borrowed cream from someone else's bag but grabbed the BenGay type cream and not the anti-chafing cream. Oops.
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Quote from: Stella on September 21, 2010, 05:08:40 PM
Speaking of ointment:
During Saturday's 100 mile bicycle ride, a woman (not riding) stopped me to ask if I had any spare chamois cream (used for the inside of biking shorts to prevent chafing of those "special" areas).
No sorry I don't.
While she's asking, her husband is running to their rental jeep stripping off his bike shorts and CRYING! "I'm in so much ____ pain!!!!"
Seems he forgot his own cream, borrowed cream from someone else's bag but grabbed the BenGay type cream and not the anti-chafing cream. Oops.
If only you had some hot sauce with you.
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Thank you for one last laugh, Stella!
And with that, I bid you all Good Night.
See you all this weekend.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
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September 21, 2010, 11:33:08 PM »
mmmm coffee
morning
Quote from: Stella on September 21, 2010, 03:32:11 PM
hi and bye.
You're in the midst of a whirlwind it sounds like.
Hope the trip is, um,....productive? lucrative? educational? naughty? <insert your own adjective>
it's a whirlwind alright
this trip is for work, and let's just say vegas is the last place in the world i want to go right now
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Quote from: Got Duc on September 21, 2010, 03:30:35 PM
Cake is tomorrow
Well then, Happy Birthday Jim
Morning Mel. Out of town might be just what you need.
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Quote from: Dan on September 21, 2010, 11:43:52 PM
Well then, Happy Birthday Jim
Morning Mel. Out of town might be just what you need.
morning dan
you obviously haven't been to vegas
happy birthday jim
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Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 21, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
morning dan
you obviously haven't been to vegas
happy birthday jim
True, I haven't. Is it gonna be worse than going to the office every day? I doubt it.
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September 21, 2010, 11:55:59 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 21, 2010, 11:52:56 PM
True, I haven't. Is it gonna be worse than going to the office every day? I doubt it.
it actually will be worse. working at the office means i get to come home at night.
i'll miss my weekend too.
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