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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7651825 times)
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« Reply #73050 on: October 01, 2010, 01:00:15 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 12:51:06 PM
almost evening

and not busy around these parts
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« Reply #73051 on: October 01, 2010, 01:24:02 PM »
yeah...pretty quiet
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« Reply #73052 on: October 01, 2010, 01:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 01, 2010, 12:58:43 PM
Ding ding, it's official. Tip one for me.
You have some catching up to do...I'll make it two Grin
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« Reply #73053 on: October 01, 2010, 02:02:08 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 01:24:37 PM
You have some catching up to do...I'll make it two Grin
Thanks, I feel better already  Grin
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« Reply #73054 on: October 01, 2010, 02:03:18 PM »
I'm here to help
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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« Reply #73055 on: October 01, 2010, 02:47:46 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
I'm here to help
Ok there is this nasty rash on my ass that I've been meaning to get looked at, so....since you're here to help.
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« Reply #73056 on: October 01, 2010, 02:57:50 PM »
EverNing, EveryBody.

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« Reply #73057 on: October 01, 2010, 02:59:09 PM »
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 02:47:46 PM
Ok there is this nasty rash on my ass that I've been meaning to get looked at, so....since you're here to help.
Lacquer thinner will cure most skin ailments.

Quote from: Bick on October 01, 2010, 02:57:50 PM
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Stink all washed off? Grin
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« Reply #73058 on: October 01, 2010, 03:01:40 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 02:59:09 PM
Lacquer thinner will cure most skin ailments.
then why did the leper I dipped in it just scream a lot until he stopped twitching? Didn't seem to help him much.

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Yay Friday!
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« Reply #73059 on: October 01, 2010, 03:08:10 PM »
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
then why did the leper I dipped in it just scream a lot until he stopped twitching? Didn't seem to help him much.

Improper application
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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 perspective
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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« Reply #73060 on: October 01, 2010, 03:08:59 PM »
Evening.

Thanks for the advice dp!

Friday.  I stopped on my Italian motorcycle on the way home and picked up some Italian wine.  I swear it ran better the rest of the way home.

JM
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« Reply #73061 on: October 01, 2010, 03:10:12 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
Improper application
I applied the same principle you do with vodka, if a little is good than more must be better.
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« Reply #73062 on: October 01, 2010, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 03:10:12 PM
I applied the same principle you do with vodka, if a little is good than more must be better.

Sounds like my method of applying rum on Friday or Saturday nights!

JM
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« Reply #73063 on: October 01, 2010, 03:14:27 PM »
Evening, pretty quiet around here.  Duty tomorrow, hopefully fair on sunday.
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« Reply #73064 on: October 01, 2010, 03:15:55 PM »
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 03:10:12 PM
I applied the same principle you do with vodka, if a little is good than more must be better.
You exceeded that particular lepers limit...

A man has to know his limitations. Grin

Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 01, 2010, 03:11:12 PM
Sounds like my method of applying rum on Friday or Saturday nights!

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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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