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DucMouse the Mighty

#73050
October 01, 2010, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 01:51:06 PM
almost evening

and not busy around these parts
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

ducpainter

#73051
October 01, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
yeah...pretty quiet
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#73052
October 01, 2010, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Dan on October 01, 2010, 01:58:43 PM
Ding ding, it's official. Tip one for me.
You have some catching up to do...I'll make it two ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#73053
October 01, 2010, 03:02:08 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 02:24:37 PM
You have some catching up to do...I'll make it two ;D
Thanks, I feel better already  ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
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ducpainter

#73054
October 01, 2010, 03:03:18 PM
I'm here to help
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#73055
October 01, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 03:03:18 PM
I'm here to help
Ok there is this nasty rash on my ass that I've been meaning to get looked at, so....since you're here to help.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Bick

#73056
October 01, 2010, 03:57:50 PM
EverNing, EveryBody.

[beer]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#73057
October 01, 2010, 03:59:09 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
Ok there is this nasty rash on my ass that I've been meaning to get looked at, so....since you're here to help.
Lacquer thinner will cure most skin ailments.

Quote from: Bick on October 01, 2010, 03:57:50 PM
EverNing, EveryBody.

[beer]
Stink all washed off? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#73058
October 01, 2010, 04:01:40 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 03:59:09 PM
Lacquer thinner will cure most skin ailments.
then why did the leper I dipped in it just scream a lot until he stopped twitching? Didn't seem to help him much.

Quote from: Bick on October 01, 2010, 03:57:50 PM
EverNing, EveryBody.

[beer]
Yay Friday!
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#73059
October 01, 2010, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 04:01:40 PM
then why did the leper I dipped in it just scream a lot until he stopped twitching? Didn't seem to help him much.

Improper application
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


the_Journeyman

#73060
October 01, 2010, 04:08:59 PM
Evening.

Thanks for the advice dp!

Friday.  I stopped on my Italian motorcycle on the way home and picked up some Italian wine.  I swear it ran better the rest of the way home.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

lethe

#73061
October 01, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 01, 2010, 04:08:10 PM
Improper application
I applied the same principle you do with vodka, if a little is good than more must be better.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

the_Journeyman

#73062
October 01, 2010, 04:11:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
I applied the same principle you do with vodka, if a little is good than more must be better.

Sounds like my method of applying rum on Friday or Saturday nights!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

CMDRDAVE

#73063
October 01, 2010, 04:14:27 PM
Evening, pretty quiet around here.  Duty tomorrow, hopefully fair on sunday.
Insert witty comment here-->

ducpainter

#73064
October 01, 2010, 04:15:55 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 01, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
I applied the same principle you do with vodka, if a little is good than more must be better.
You exceeded that particular lepers limit...

A man has to know his limitations. ;D

Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 01, 2010, 04:11:12 PM
Sounds like my method of applying rum on Friday or Saturday nights!

JM
I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Quit teaching and we can party 7 nights a week. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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