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« Reply #73230 on: October 04, 2010, 05:39:08 PM »

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« Reply #73231 on: October 04, 2010, 05:41:26 PM »

Hi all

it's a little morbid in here tonight
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« Reply #73232 on: October 04, 2010, 05:43:36 PM »

What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

Grin
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« Reply #73233 on: October 04, 2010, 05:44:30 PM »

What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

Grin
you pith them...and then cut their jugular.
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« Reply #73234 on: October 04, 2010, 05:45:08 PM »

What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

Grin

Samurai.

Not morbid - Whisky & Amaretto sours are excellent.

Winter arrived yesterday.  Time to put the liner in my Ducati jacket.  When snow hits, I'll break out the Tourmaster kit.

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« Reply #73235 on: October 04, 2010, 05:46:41 PM »

What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

Grin

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« Reply #73236 on: October 04, 2010, 05:49:42 PM »

you pith them...and then cut their jugular.

pith with what?

I think I'd have an easier time with the hatchet
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« Reply #73237 on: October 04, 2010, 05:50:48 PM »



that is the coolest chainsaw ever!
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« Reply #73238 on: October 04, 2010, 05:51:37 PM »

pith with what?

I think I'd have an easier time with the hatchet
a knife.

It's the process of sticking the tip of the knife into the birds brain to make the bleeding more humane.

It also releases the feathers supposedly.
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« Reply #73239 on: October 04, 2010, 05:52:01 PM »

We had chickens in Oregon and killed the rosters. Good eating!

We skinned them, then wrapped them in bacon for cooking.
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« Reply #73240 on: October 04, 2010, 05:56:18 PM »

later all!
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« Reply #73241 on: October 04, 2010, 05:57:29 PM »

See ya Jim.
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« Reply #73242 on: October 04, 2010, 05:58:24 PM »

See ya!
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« Reply #73243 on: October 04, 2010, 06:05:14 PM »

Evening.    drink

Life is crazy...

STI's don't make good trucks.   Tongue

The floors are finished and almost dry.   waytogo

How's everyone doing?

It was great to see ML and Rootchick on Sat.   Vino!
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« Reply #73244 on: October 04, 2010, 06:11:45 PM »

I'll second that

We had a great time waytogo
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