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Got Duc

#73230
October 04, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
 [laugh]

NO, NO, NO
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Monsterlover

#73231
October 04, 2010, 06:41:26 PM
Hi all

it's a little morbid in here tonight
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#73232
October 04, 2010, 06:43:36 PM
What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#73233
October 04, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 04, 2010, 06:43:36 PM
What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

;D
you pith them...and then cut their jugular.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


the_Journeyman

#73234
October 04, 2010, 06:45:08 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 04, 2010, 06:43:36 PM
What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

;D

Samurai.

Not morbid - Whisky & Amaretto sours are excellent.

Winter arrived yesterday.  Time to put the liner in my Ducati jacket.  When snow hits, I'll break out the Tourmaster kit.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DRKWNG

#73235
October 04, 2010, 06:46:41 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 04, 2010, 06:43:36 PM
What do you do after they're in the cone?

Hedge clippers?

Bolt cutters?

;D

Monsterlover

#73236
October 04, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 04, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
you pith them...and then cut their jugular.

pith with what?

I think I'd have an easier time with the hatchet
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#73237
October 04, 2010, 06:50:48 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on October 04, 2010, 06:46:41 PM


that is the coolest chainsaw ever!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#73238
October 04, 2010, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 04, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
pith with what?

I think I'd have an easier time with the hatchet
a knife.

It's the process of sticking the tip of the knife into the birds brain to make the bleeding more humane.

It also releases the feathers supposedly.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#73239
October 04, 2010, 06:52:01 PM
We had chickens in Oregon and killed the rosters. Good eating!

We skinned them, then wrapped them in bacon for cooking.

Got Duc

#73240
October 04, 2010, 06:56:18 PM
later all!
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#73241
October 04, 2010, 06:57:29 PM
See ya Jim.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#73242
October 04, 2010, 06:58:24 PM
See ya!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DesmoDiva

#73243
October 04, 2010, 07:05:14 PM
Evening.    [drink]

Life is crazy...

STI's don't make good trucks.   :P

The floors are finished and almost dry.   [thumbsup]

How's everyone doing?

It was great to see ML and Rootchick on Sat.   [wine]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Monsterlover

#73244
October 04, 2010, 07:11:45 PM
I'll second that

We had a great time [thumbsup]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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