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DarkMonster620

#77940
January 09, 2011, 07:30:36 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 09, 2011, 07:29:05 AM
No...

Want me to send you some vodka? :P

I would love some Vodka ... but, they won't let you mail it ... plus I'll have to pay 21%import tax + 14% sales tax ...
Thanks ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Buckethead

#77941
January 09, 2011, 07:31:53 AM
Speaking of flooding... Browsing pics of the damage from the Queensland flooding. Horrible devastation. 

Have to admit, tho. This one made me giggle:

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DarkMonster620

#77942
January 09, 2011, 07:38:59 AM
Buckethead,

At least in Australia they're organized and it could have been worst ... Here, we have no plan, when something happens,then we 'make' a plan, for future instances ... Some places here in the capital district, have had no water for 34 days ... and the ones that had some water, 7 days of no water or 'not fit for humans' ... I give bottled or boiled water to my puppies ...
But, also here, people are worried about their cars and bikes ... washing cars and bikes in such a crisis?
I would assume, please ungehuer correct me, that down under right now, more people are concerned with saving as many kangaroos and koalas and other wildlife than washing teir Ducatis or Suzukis or going for a ride on the Outback ... Sure, you have people that only think about themselves, everywhere ....
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#77943
January 09, 2011, 12:45:43 PM
AfterNing, Friends.

Condolences, Mr. Max.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

the_Journeyman

#77944
January 09, 2011, 03:38:37 PM Last Edit: January 09, 2011, 04:41:27 PM by the_Journeyman
Evening.  4-10 inches of snow predicted for the area.  Wal-Mart was a very unpleasant place to go.  I did find the black HotWheels 1098.  Bought two, one to collect and one to play with [laugh]  Now, if I can find a red one, I'll have the three of them!

[RANT]
People must think having chains on their 4WD makes them look tough or something.  Keep in mind most of the roads, especially the ones you get to and from Wal-Mart on are not just clear, but dry too.  There was a guy driving around the parking lot in his truck, with chains on the rear wheels.  Way to put excessive wear on your chains and truck.
[/RANT]

The reason I was fighting the crowd at Wal-Mart in the first place:



JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

#77945
January 09, 2011, 04:42:25 PM
Not to mention the road!

I don't even use 4wd unless I can't get moving from a stop in a timely fashion.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#77946
January 09, 2011, 04:44:11 PM
Is a ham roast that's been in my fridge for two weeks still ok to eat?  It smells and looks just fine.

This method had not let me down in the past.

The wife is not down with this at all [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

#77947
January 09, 2011, 04:50:30 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 09, 2011, 04:44:11 PM
Is a ham roast that's been in my fridge for two weeks still ok to eat?  It smells and looks just fine.

This method had not let me down in the past.

The wife is not down with this at all [laugh]

Bad advice ----->  Isn't the ham cured?  All that salt should do something to prevent unwanted growth?




Good advice --------> Go with the wife on this one.  Unless you need a good cleansing. 




ducpainter

#77948
January 09, 2011, 04:56:37 PM
It's food...

cook it and eat it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#77949
January 09, 2011, 05:02:07 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 09, 2011, 04:56:37 PM
It's food...

cook it and eat it.
What he said. 
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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ducpainter

#77950
January 09, 2011, 05:14:42 PM
Danielsan...

whazzup?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#77951
January 09, 2011, 05:18:39 PM
To top JM's bad driver sighting...

Ambulance in the ditch.  (Did not have camera with me, and not going back to take pics.)

Hot Chocolate,  [popcorn]  & Netflix streaming are the plan.


It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Monsterlover

#77952
January 09, 2011, 05:20:14 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 09, 2011, 04:56:37 PM
It's food...

cook it and eat it.

Its already been cooked once.

Two weeks ago. With pineapple. Tre yummy.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

#77953
January 09, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 09, 2011, 05:14:42 PM
Danielsan...

whazzup?

Manic Monday, on deck.   Hows New Hamster?

Quote from: Monsterlover on January 09, 2011, 05:20:14 PM
Its already been cooked once.

Two weeks ago. With pineapple. Tre yummy.
That might be different.  If it smells OK as it's heating, eat the sucker
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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Popeye the Sailor

#77954
January 09, 2011, 05:27:59 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 09, 2011, 05:20:14 PM
Its already been cooked once.

Two weeks ago. With pineapple. Tre yummy.

Not that yummy if you still got it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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