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« Reply #91770 on: August 18, 2011, 08:22:19 AM »
chainsaws are fun....but not as much fun as a flanged mace!!!
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« Reply #91771 on: August 18, 2011, 08:53:46 AM »
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 06:48:48 AM
Denver omelet deliveries in Denver perhaps?!    Wink

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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #91772 on: August 18, 2011, 09:31:19 AM »
Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 08:22:19 AM
chainsaws are fun....but not as much fun as a flanged mace!!!



I'm all about the pump action 12 gage myself.

Fun at a distance *and* up close Cheesy
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« Reply #91773 on: August 18, 2011, 09:35:41 AM »
Mes wants ones ...

http://www.motortrend.com/features/performance/1108_audi_a8_gt_vs_audi_r8_lms/
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« Reply #91774 on: August 18, 2011, 11:35:58 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 18, 2011, 09:31:19 AM
I'm all about the pump action 12 gage myself.

Fun at a distance *and* up close Cheesy

okay...get pist off at an inatimate object and follow it up with whacking with a bat and then shooting it and tell me which gives you greater satisfaction....bonus points if the object is a piece of technology...for me...it is the up close and personal blunt force trauma....but I can see the allure of the good ole racking of the slide and squeeze of the trigger to gain an instant gratification.
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« Reply #91775 on: August 18, 2011, 11:57:30 AM »
Ok, let's say you have a water mellon that's putting the moves on your (gf/bf/husband/wife/whatever)

Sure a bat is fun, but it just sort of breaks up and big pieces fall off to the side.

12 gage sends small parts in all directions.

It's like a 15' sphere of gun smoke and water mellon mist

Cheesy
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« Reply #91776 on: August 18, 2011, 12:04:59 PM »
but the bat(for example) has a vibrating resonance apon striking your blow(s) that the shotgun doesn't....it almost invites an agry bloodlust like feeling when going into a mad frenzy striking it repeatedly....
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« Reply #91777 on: August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM »
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!






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« Reply #91778 on: August 18, 2011, 12:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!






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by his point, I think dolci is in the car on her way out of downtown on the way to pick me up....or at least, given the way I hear the rain smacking the building and the cracks of thunder, I hope she is...
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« Reply #91779 on: August 18, 2011, 12:28:27 PM »
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!






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Pffffttttt.  You just had 10 minutes of ladies track time.    (Mel, you did watch that, right?)


The 12ga also has the smell of burnt gunpowder, the incredibly invigorating recoil, and the knowledge that you can keep it up as long as you want to load shells into the magazine.  No contest
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« Reply #91780 on: August 18, 2011, 12:31:52 PM »
Thank you for your support.
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« Reply #91781 on: August 18, 2011, 12:33:35 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 18, 2011, 12:31:52 PM
Thank you for your support.

you are welcome Bartles and Jaymes....LOL
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« Reply #91782 on: August 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM »
                          Roll Eyes




i need to get back to studying insurance and financial laws anyway (which has way more appeal!).



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« Reply #91783 on: August 18, 2011, 12:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
                          Roll Eyes




i need to get back to studying insurance and financial laws anyway (which has way more appeal!).



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insert Monty Python's " And now for something completely different!!!"
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« Reply #91784 on: August 18, 2011, 12:44:34 PM »
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!

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 Huh?

The Dude?

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Why can't people off this board be as awesome as most of the peeps here? bang head bang head bang head

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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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