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zooom

#91770
August 18, 2011, 09:22:19 AM
chainsaws are fun....but not as much fun as a flanged mace!!!

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Bick

#91771
August 18, 2011, 09:53:46 AM
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 07:48:48 AM
Denver omelet deliveries in Denver perhaps?!    ;)

Spinach tomato & feta.

plenty of stuff left over.

come on over.

bring [bacon] ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Monsterlover

#91772
August 18, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 09:22:19 AM
chainsaws are fun....but not as much fun as a flanged mace!!!



I'm all about the pump action 12 gage myself.

Fun at a distance *and* up close :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#91773
August 18, 2011, 10:35:41 AM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

zooom

#91774
August 18, 2011, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 18, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
I'm all about the pump action 12 gage myself.

Fun at a distance *and* up close :D

okay...get pist off at an inatimate object and follow it up with whacking with a bat and then shooting it and tell me which gives you greater satisfaction....bonus points if the object is a piece of technology...for me...it is the up close and personal blunt force trauma....but I can see the allure of the good ole racking of the slide and squeeze of the trigger to gain an instant gratification.
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Monsterlover

#91775
August 18, 2011, 12:57:30 PM
Ok, let's say you have a water mellon that's putting the moves on your (gf/bf/husband/wife/whatever)

Sure a bat is fun, but it just sort of breaks up and big pieces fall off to the side.

12 gage sends small parts in all directions.

It's like a 15' sphere of gun smoke and water mellon mist

:D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zooom

#91776
August 18, 2011, 01:04:59 PM
but the bat(for example) has a vibrating resonance apon striking your blow(s) that the shotgun doesn't....it almost invites an agry bloodlust like feeling when going into a mad frenzy striking it repeatedly....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Stella

#91777
August 18, 2011, 01:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!






;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

zooom

#91778
August 18, 2011, 01:25:18 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 01:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!






;)

by his point, I think dolci is in the car on her way out of downtown on the way to pick me up....or at least, given the way I hear the rain smacking the building and the cracks of thunder, I hope she is...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Ddan

#91779
August 18, 2011, 01:28:27 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 01:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!






;)


Pffffttttt.  You just had 10 minutes of ladies track time.    (Mel, you did watch that, right?)


The 12ga also has the smell of burnt gunpowder, the incredibly invigorating recoil, and the knowledge that you can keep it up as long as you want to load shells into the magazine.  No contest
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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Monsterlover

#91780
August 18, 2011, 01:31:52 PM
Thank you for your support.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zooom

#91781
August 18, 2011, 01:33:35 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 18, 2011, 01:31:52 PM
Thank you for your support.

you are welcome Bartles and Jaymes....LOL
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Stella

#91782
August 18, 2011, 01:39:00 PM
                          [roll]




i need to get back to studying insurance and financial laws anyway (which has way more appeal!).



;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

zooom

#91783
August 18, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 01:39:00 PM
                          [roll]




i need to get back to studying insurance and financial laws anyway (which has way more appeal!).



;)

insert Monty Python's " And now for something completely different!!!"
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Bick

#91784
August 18, 2011, 01:44:34 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 01:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.

This is getting too testosteroney in here!!

;)

???

The Dude?

;D

Why can't people off this board be as awesome as most of the peeps here? [bang] [bang] [bang]

(Eternal gratitude to Duck-Stew [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon])

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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